"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border

"that's great but can you make his pants more flesh tone? I want to make an impression"

One of the greatest of the Old Twitter comedians, Mike Fossey, has passed away much too young. Truly a legend of the genre.

The Sabres

The Sabres will never lose again

🙁

in a game where the defenses have had the better of it I think you kick the extra point

“What if we faked a screen and then threw a screen?”

Rob Riddick over the top

Putting aside the regular brady hate, he is truly awful at his job. Not a particularly good voice and says NOTHING interesting or entertaining. Very little former- player insight. I've been watching on mute for most of this.

GOD Shavers

Tom Brady is still bad at this job and Fox has spent incredible amounts of money trying to gaslight you into thinking otherwise

The Fox broadcast sucks, the eagles suck, Tom Brady really fucking sucks, the refs suck, the Bills red jerseys suck, Nick Siriani sucks, Jamestown sucks, this game sucks

2022 was an amazing time

The Sabres will never lose again

If they haven't issued numbers 12, 34 or 78 since Kelly, Thurman or Bruce played, why the hell are they still allowing #83????

I am starting to think I will never receive my horny novelty holiday decorations.

I recorded this Christmas organ version of "Brass Bonanza." The original version was the official theme song of the Hartford Whalers, who played in the National Hockey League from 1979-1997.

If you look up "skill issue" in the dictionary, you might just see Andrew's photo

Uvalde all over again. LEOs are largely pussies who just want to be able to carry a gun around all day. That's it.

Nice performance by Seattle this week. Thanks, myfantasyleague

How has no one mentioned that Quinn Ewers has his own ham jerky brand? It's actually pretty good!

That kind of pass gets you yelled at by someone's nephew on Thanksgiving morning

Aubrey washed

NFL Street is back. +5000 style points

Jesus Christ okay I will

TV/ALF2.GIF

Pretty sure Doin the Cockroach has been in my top five every year

the 3 slowest pitches in recorded MLB history to get whiffs happened on 3 consecutive pitches to a really good hitter

Sunday Night Football? nah

Wanted to share the final strip for Gabby, in which the protagonist discovers he isn't immediately successful & gives up on his sports career right away. Just a real "screw you guys" of an ending. "Gabby" by William Ritt and Joe Kind, 1935-1935 October 26th, 1935 as seen in the Wilkes-Barre Record

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

Really upset I never went to the Kiss dentist when I had the chance

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

bob ryan found a new hobby now that around the horn is off the air

Andrew Cuomo has just been detained by animal control and will be destroyed by 12:00 A.M. EST

Huge bummer

Tony Micelli would have scored there

🐦

Probably my life's greatest achievement

Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.

When did 90% of bsky turn into Mariners fans?

damn, why does this dude want me to drink olive oil so bad?

Congrats to the Detroit Tigers for advancing to the ALCS

It's going to be 85 degrees outside the day of this game