its a good thing the Sabres are good again , because if they sucked and i had to watch leaf fans be happy andthen sit through 4 Hours of other teams congratulating carolina on winning stanleys cup id climb onto the keybak center roof and never come down

the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to "ZAch Benson"

"just Genius shit ." - JArmo Kekalainen

ok publicist says i gotta do one about the stanley cup finals ok uh uh*claps hands* alright–– looks like the Carolina Hitlercanes have defeated the VEgas Golden Reich

i refuse to watch the stanley cup playoffs any further. It pains me. why wont the NHL simply call 911 & have the evil golden knights goalie and all carolina hitlercanes fans arrested ?

the carolina hurricanes and montreal canadiens might seem quite similarly evil, but closer examination will reveal that one of them is far more Racist

personally i think its really good for montreal fans to brag about the fact that they lose so much that their "Record After Losing" is 6-0 . and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine

me: i dont even care if they cancel sports brian koziol: Thats wild

me: i dont even care if they cancel sports brian koziol: Thats wild

Alex Suck............

pain .

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would give alex tuch $43.7 million a year forever to score precisely Zero goals

ive hired 4 of my clumsiest dumb ass followers to officiate tonights sabre game, just the worst bumbling fucking imbeciles

if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch

i hate it when the refferree kicks me in the balls and ass while my opponent has me in a head lock

lvoe to perform aerial leg drops on the referee

Im thinking about the sabres so hard that im going to throw up

its game 7 baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911 on cole caufield

theyre calling him "DOBES" because he "DO BE Sucking" at goalie, right now

i am selling two beautfiul, extremely bad, hockey goalied. they no longer know how to save a puck, and are the Burden of my life

refs!! refs! one of those dirty cheap shotting buffalo sabres stole a lick from the delicious lolly that Father bought me!! ah! how dreadful !

throwing hands with the goofed up fuck freak who wore a carey price jersey to the keybank center watch party. Not In My City Bitch

" ALex Fuck "

imgagine if tage thompson went through life trying to collect Hockey Points in so as much as he tries to collect mcdonalds delivery app Points. verify me. verify my account

they call him UPL because hes always fucking "UP" and taking the "L" !!! please put this post on MSG right now

lord help me im aobut to ratio targe thompson

games 2 and 3: Constant Hell game 4: Konsta Hel Do You See How Fucked This Is??

are we sure that puck wasnt already in the net ?? like left over from a previous goal that benson is trying to pretend is a fresh puck in the net?????? "Just Wondering"

espn accusing rasmus dahlin of faking getting cut

Oh looks like the sabres are "Too busy" being STUPID and playing against the pig refs to score goals against montreal. Guess I'll go lay in the road and get hit by CARS !!!

refs!! refs! one of those dirty cheap shotting buffalo sabres stole a lick from the delicious lolly that Father bought me!! ah! how dreadful !

ive hired 4 of my clumsiest dumb ass followers to officiate tonights sabre game, just the worst bumbling fucking imbeciles

my favorite feature of being the NHL on ESPN rules analyst is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything

ukko-pekka luukkonen? Fine konsta helenius? Fuck yes luke shcenn? Too much

the buffalo sabres love to play "Logan Stanley" because deep down they do not care of, "Liftin Stanley"

so long suckers! i spend my entire two days between games creating a brand new Revamped power play. when the power play expires im lying completely dead on the bell center ice

post "TAGE" or youre fucking stupid

sabres game 2 loss hitting especially hard because of turbo cooked Playoff drought brain that makes me think no other hockey team has ever played a Bad Game

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||........... 72% tage thompson your Ass - Kicking is now downloading Mutha FUcka Stupid Ass

if i had a name like "tage thompson" id go fuck myself

(pitching Tage Thompson) hes this big white dipshit and people associate him with goals for some reason. he has no effort. no skill

my wife has illegally divorced me for listening to thw "money for nothing" song too much

"CArolina Hitlercanes" is this anything . fuckers

when i have to scroll down super far the google image search results for "rat" before i start getting pics of Zach benson instead of mice and rodents and shit... Let's talk about this.

they call him seth "APPERT" because when the sabres get A PP it hERTs to watch . how do i get MSG to put this on the broadcast

what the fuck is a" Draft Lottery"

apologies for the lack of Posts lately sabre fans, ive been hard at work learning French so i can cause as much psychic damage as possible to all habs fans of the internet

bramdon hagel died doing what he loved: Avoiding The Buffalo SAbres

please remember—if you are a tampa bay lightning fan and this playoffs was a difficult time for you, if you feel left out or forgotten from the celebration, then go Fuck your self