do not Devil my ass

preparing to drink a sword of beer .

that goal was Quinnsanity, to me

what my brand needs more than Ever is for me to say "poo poo peepee luukkonen" on wgr550 . how do i get todo that

they call him UPL because hes always fucking "UP" and taking the "L" !!! please put this post on MSG right now

congrats bills fans. thanks to your tireless posting, and unrelenting, coordinated aggression , Big baller beane has finally fixed the team by signing, "Shaq Lawson"

IM GOING MALENSTYN MODE

that goal was QUinnsanity to me

fuck the hockey team "Carolina hurricanes ". they should call them the "disgusting Racist cop pig cheating Hurricanes"

if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch

i hate it when the refferree kicks me in the balls and ass while my opponent has me in a head lock

lvoe to perform aerial leg drops on the referee

i deserve th e most mentally ill hockey coach imaginable. 99 year old babbling doofus. Put luukkonen in net again sir

that goal was quinnsanity to me ,

they call him UPL because hes always fucking "UP" and taking the "L" !!! please put this post on MSG right now

they will kick my ass for saying it. they will take my career and my livelihood away from me. but "Josh doan" , is better than, "Josh Allen"

the buffalo dril promise: i vow to drink one "Beer Sabre" for each dogshit goal allowed tonight by Ukko Pekka Luukkonen , Greatest goallie in sabres history

ST PETER: on november 20 2025 you posted simply the words "joe brady austin". hope the 34 favs were worth it idiot ME: They were bitch

joe brady and ken dorsey: "SAME SHIT , DIFFERENT ASS HOLE"

turning a big dial taht says "Khalil shakir screen Pass" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

joey bosa may be playing Badly today , but you cant really blame him, given that hes not used to being on the opposite side of a Christian Kirk

WHAT THE FUCK IS A " SCRACK" ???????????

that Goal was malenstyn mode to me

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding Ukko pekka luukkonens performance in this Game. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

(pitching Tage Thompson) hes this big white dipshit and people associate him with goals for some reason. he has no effort. no skill

hell of a game folks. first they give up a goal in one minute and now i gotta Watch goof ass ukko pekka luukkonen. whats next

the buffalo sabres are so stupid. when i look at them i dry heave and cry for help

terry pegula Sir, we dont see eye to eye on many sabres policy's. But I look forward to you recovering from being brain dead, so we can share a Beer

hasta the vista mother fucker !!

TERRY PEGULA: i need you to go down to the sabres locker room and tell them all theyre doing perfect and we wont be doing any trades to help Them out KEVYN ADAMS: Yes Sir! I will not fail you, your honor

imgagine if tage thompson went through life trying to collect Hockey Points in so as much as he tries to collect mcdonalds delivery app Points. verify me. verify my account

TAGE THOMPSON: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ISAK ROSEN: you have no power over me, old man

for every shit point shot the sabres take on a power play, i will be doing 1 push up. bowen Byram shpuld be Very fucking careful lest he grant me unlimited power

they call him seth "APPERT" because when the sabres get A PP it hERTs to watch . how do i get MSG to put this on the broadcast

ukko pekka luukkonen... PAck yuor bags bozo !

me and a bunch of stupid assholes are about to play a hockey game in the middle of the desert to either die or earn two very important points

"ohhhh you have to be a real sicko to stay up until 9pm tongiht to watch the sabres!!" if you say this fuck your self , its very nromal for me to love watching the sabres

dont worry sabres Fans, me and a bunch of other morons on here are searching frantically for who put the Mummy's Curse on the buffalo sabres . and when we figure out who did it were going daulton smith on their Ass

thinking about getting the buffalo bills back on track, simply by making a few phonecalls. but certain people have been a bitch to me, so i wont

bringing back the "Ukko pekka luukkonen apology form" ....... except this time he has to sign it to say SORRY to all of us!!! click that fuckin repost Button baby

imgagine if tage thompson went through life trying to collect Hockey Points in so as much as he tries to collect mcdonalds delivery app Points. verify me. verify my account

Im a goalie in personal life so I know a thing or two about deflecting personal attacks against my life as well as hockey pucks.

yelling "this is it! The one thatll get UPL traded to edmonton" every time he lets in a goal to get my 8 stupid Ass hockey watching friends all riled up

being a sabres fan is bad enough, but being a sabres fan, in 2025??? You fucked up big time

ive decided that UPL stands for "UH-oh pucks lost" now . youre all welcome

i wonder how Come tage thompson played so good on election day last year , but this year he played like Shit and ass............

sabres fans its time. we hold all the cards. weve spent 15 years of our lives honing our craft. if enough of us say "Boo" at JJ petekra , he will give the puck away to josh doan for a breakawy Goal

"Should Sabres Fans Boo JJ Peterka Tonight" - the greatest thread in the history of sabres twitter, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

me and a bunch of stupid assholes are on our way to the key bank center to either die or prove a very important point about "JJ Peterka"