NFL draft?? Pfuh. the only "NFL" im concerning myself with right now is "Noah Fucking Lighting" the lamp vs the goofed-up boston bruins

three sayings to marco sturm, who is being a bitch and Whining about the sabres not getting called for 100000 penalties: 1.your god damn right 2. i dont give a fuck 3. you Lose

bills fans tonight love to asking me if i" Know A good wide receiver to draft" but they do not care of, "NOah Ostlund"

they call him seth "APPERT" because when the sabres get A PP it hERTs to watch . how do i get MSG to put this on the broadcast

if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch

i hate it when the refferree kicks me in the balls and ass while my opponent has me in a head lock

lvoe to perform aerial leg drops on the referee

got a sore throat at the tuedsay night sabre game from yelling too hard at the boston bruins to go fuck them selves . i call it the "Crestilence" and if your not also making yourself sick with a cold its because youre not loyal enough

the wise pittsburgh fan bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between gritty & ICE. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

GET EXCITED FOR THE SWORDS, WATCH JOSH ALLEN INFECT THE SABRES WITH PLAYOFF LOSER ENERGY, LOG OFF ANGRY AND GO TO BED SAD

me and the rest of the sabrehood charging down washington street carrying a massive battering ram headed for the key bank center to citizens arrest Seth Appert

while many people on here seem to be fans of the "Boston Bruin" im afraid i am simply a fan of "Ostlund" and "LUukkonen" . john burcigross put this on ESPN you goof

hearing from a lot of sources on here that josh allen might be banging the drum tonight. my question to these Fools, is why am i supposed i get excited about the Fourth Best buffalo athlete named josh in the building tonight

i am taking my 34-year-old son into town to buy him his very first mattias samuelsson jersey and we are both very excited

THE BUFFALO SABRES ARE BACK BABY THEYRE GOOD AGAIN AWOOOOOUUUUU (WOLF HOWL)

Doaner jersey—Check Beer Sabre—Check Swords—SHarpened The night the world begins again—Tonight Time to fucking post .

it warms my heart when i see people of every race and creed, setting aside their differences in order to support the buffalo sabres and beat up wayward bruins fans at canal side

nine sickos crowded around a 19" television to Finally watch sabres playoff hockey "Its about damn time" "Hell yes, this" *all rubbing hands together*

im am pleased to announce that it is once again, a buffalo sabres playoff game day... thank you to all sabre fans of this site, and other sites. I Love You All

i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you are a Buffalo Sabres Fan

please remember: it is your sworn duty as a sabre fan to burst 5000 blood vessels trying to spiritually manifest the senators-hurricanes series to go 7 games, where the road team wins every game 1-0 . Maximum CRuelty

its officially sabres playoff weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911 on jermey swayman

its fucked up to think about how the sabres regula rseason ended 2 full days ago and yet the bull shit NHL is making all of us wait another 2 full days before we get to watch our beloved Sarbes

cant wait until work is over so i can stop sitting in front of this monitor and sit in front og the monitor at home which is exactly the same but plays josh dunne highlights on repeat forever

(pointing to bruins bear logo on boston fans jersey while being escorted out of section 121 for punching him in the balls and face) thats fucking awesome . I love the berenstain bears

if you have the $8,000 needed to get into game 1 youd better be wearing an insane jersey. no tages or sam reinharts i better see some fuckin freaks. nick baptiste , erik burgdoerfer etc ect

new buffalo dril challenge i call "Draining The Drought" everyone at game 1 has to drink 14 beers or you get beaten up by a roving band of guys wearing rasmus asplund jersyes

hi sabre fans its the nhl schedule maker here, weve been hard at work but it turns out the sabres game 1 actually already took place at 2am this morning and the bruins won 17-0.......... "Our Bad"

THE BRUINS FAN GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH AT ZACH BENSON JERSEY, SABRE FAN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL ZACH BENSON JERSEY TATTOO ON MY ENTIRE TORSO. THE BRUIN FAN SCREAMS; DEFEATED

despite evverything, i am still looking forward to the release of the nhl playoff schedule , which was delayed to 2038 due to anti sabres bias.

"bluhh why are you going to the sabres game tonight its meaningless" FUCK YOUR SELF!! every sabres game is equally important because every other team is Evil and has evil fans and deserves nothing but good old fashioned "Pain & Suffering"©

"if im going to make the playoffs i choose death by Sabre"—BOston bruins

thinking about getting "ATLANTIC DIVISION CHAMPIONS" tattooed, in the 40th anniversary jersey font. wife tells me i cannot join her in the kingdom of heaven if i do this

hear this atlantic division trolls: ive been secretly designing the sabres "atlantic division champions" banner in the privacy of my garage for 12 hrs a day , maxing out its power to insane levels

detroit red wings your playoffdrought is worse than my playoff drought. you're spiraling harder than me bitch. i barely even showed my ass compared to you. but thank you for tying the game 2nite

and another thing: the senators are not scared of the sabres. please dont put in the newspaper that the senators are scared of the sabres.

1000 alumni plazas with 1000 statues of Rasmus dahlins all day every day

on one hand if the sabres play ottawa and lose i will have to log off of the internet forever. but on the other hand if the sabres knock ottawa out of the playoffs , I Will Never Die

its fucked up how there are like 1000 hockey games tonight but none of rthem feature the buffalo sabres

Simply The Buffalo Sabres. What Is Even There LEft To Say?

SOMEONE CALL A UROLOGIST I HAVE A RAGING DOANER !!!!!!!!

if you are wearing red white and blue bills stuff to a SABRES game vs the columbus blue jackets, then spiritually you are rooting for the Enemy and it is my sworn duty to kick your fucking Ass . bitch

please remember "RAT" - Ratio All TAmpans

today i will grift $100000 from bills mafia by posting "Logan stanley is tremaine edmunds" and then ill block every last one of them straight into the dirt. im not fucking around Anymore

my favorite feature of being the sabres power play coach is absolutely no consequences for my system sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything

if i had a name like "Seth Appert" id go fuck my self