Well played @privateeyenews.bsky.social Will there be a piece on Israeli settler expansion title "Have I Got..." Actually, you know what? Never mind.

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BBC Model Linear B

I, for one, welcome our new digital overlords... With my middle digit. Absolute slop.

Robespierre got a lot of head...

The plot of A View to a Kill has Bond trying to stop Christopher Walken from destroying Silicon Valley and let me just say HOLD UP JAMES LET THE MAN COOK

Me on US"UK/MX" food discourse: Oaxaca-waka-waka!

Incredible found poetry...

Those who fail to study history...

@garius.bsky.social The listen. subdomain doesn't seem to be reachable (to me, tried both broadband and 5G connections) Any recs on a source that will allow downloading eps for dataless tube journeys?

This is bound to be excellent, but if he makes me cry about Able Seacat Simon AGAIN, I will absolutely ragequit*! *I won't...

This is generally excellent...

A country whose population refuses to surrender has entered its 450th day of uninterrupted mass protests nationwide, rejecting the stolen election. Georgia doesn’t flinch or surrender when faced with a corrupt government that serves billionaires and Russia. #3E

Final piece of Barcelona’s Sagrada Familia’s central tower put in place Completion of glass cross brings Antoni Gaudí’s church to maximum final height of 172.5m, 144 years after work began:

BOOOOOO! Sucks to be me...

For his birthday, I got him a cake with an Epstein file in it…

🤣🤣🤣 Excels... Ok, on this ONE point...

I got a great question on my Ramadan thread: do Muslims also need to avoid consumption by proxy in videogames? Does consuming in-game food or drink break the fast? Basically: does your character have to go fast? The answer is no, unless you happen to be playing Sonic the Hedgehog.

Kinda feels like now would be a great time for everyone to read The Slynx by Tatyana Tolstaya. The laziest/simplest description I can give it is a sort of Russian post-apocalypric Idiocracy.

It's tempting to say that this in itself is an ancient tradition, but hmm... Well, it kinda is? Histories from Herodotus to Julia Caesar are riddled with wildly extrapolated fantasy. We don't know for sure how much is believing unreliable sources/oral history vs completely invented... 1/2

You know how anthropologists love finding interred skeletons with bones that have been broken and safely set, lbecause it shows that real humanity happened there? Old literature is like that too, if you read it.

Take me down to Terminal City, Where the screen is green, And the UI's shitty...

German people online are always so Bitte about my Danke memes...

"I don't give a shit what [system I think is bad] is doing to [people who I instinctively dislike]" is uh... not the humanist, progressive take you seem to think it is, buddy.

Thars a hoose doon boi the rood, can get you some waaaaaa'er, jus' boi the coos.

Jesu fuckin' Christo!

Influencers Explained #webcomics #comicsky

Magnificent.

"When America sneezes, the world gets herpes... and measles... and..."

Sick fucks.

Yeah, that dust is seriously abrasive and gets EVERYWHERE. KY just ain't gonna cut it.

And this is how the Daily Mail responds...

27 years ago today, artist John Myatt was sentenced to a year in prison for conspiracy to defraud, after painting around 200 fake works, including Chagalls and Matisses over a period of eight years, which convinced buyers despite usually being rendered in household emulsion mixed with KY Jelly 🧵

Judges have rejected an appeal from the defense, arguing former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte is not fit to stand trial.

Huh.

You are the back end of a pantomime horse FFS...

Apparently there is only one form of toilet design now? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Legal status doesn’t matter: if you exceed ICE’s melanin threshold, you get snatched. It is ethnic cleansing. There is no other word for it. The news has shown you video of these often violent detentions. What you don’t see is what happens to these individuals after. I’ve had a front row seat. 7/

I need to know everything about job #6 right now

Well, that's all our careers fucked, lads*. This guy's cracked it. Might as well give up and go home. www.technicalwebservices.com *non gender specific implementation of 'lads'

Imma stick with "English - Typescript" myself and just write code.

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

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anyway, i drew this for the nib in march 2023 lol

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Lobo lead film NOW! R18 or bust...

Don't go giving Bezos ideas...