Should I post the wax figures of Miss Piggy dominating Kermit again or

what if the hot ref just got his cock out, gave the audience something to cheer for

Hydration break

listen we've all had this happen haven't we lads

You’re in her DMs, I’m in her DMs, I’m you and you’re dissociating

and not in a hot way

It allows me to concentrate on the balls

Roughly once a year I remember this click hole post, and then I laugh till I cry

Build Back Better Fingering

Hearing that official Green Party policy is to, and I quote “Bring Back Fingering”

Whilst I am technically CoE, I went to two Catholic schools so I got the work ethic AND the desire for restorative punishment inflicted on my body in equal spades

I need to worship ass on this

Also Annie Hardy, I mean wow, I want to be her at this very specific moment because she kinda went off into the deep end That eye makeup, the nails, the jacket, the effortless cigarette, my god so fucking cool

I mean I haven’t smoked in 2-3 weeks but I vape *a lot*. I’m getting more than enough nicotine Yet the voice remains. Dull but enticing, insincere and cruel

I genuinely think nicotine addiction should be treated the same way as alcohol and drug addiction in that there is no such thing as an ex-smoker You’re a smoker who doesn’t smoke anymore; you will always have that nagging, often vicious voice in the back of your head that needs quieting

Has a smoking hot person ever slowly, softly breathed smoke in your face, you inhale and you both smooch in the gossamer gauze, the nicotine melting your brain like butter in a frying pan

Like, obviously I have a bit of a reputation for posting the Worst Things Ever but genuinely, if someone pointed out what I had posted was even bordering on contributing to transphobia, it’s my duty as cis person to delete that and apologise Literally the least any of us can do

I think if you’re a shitposter or just making jokes and people ask you to stop, you just should, no rebuttal and no questions asked

I don’t like curtain twitching, but given an attempting break in a few years back and odd instance of vandalism by summer drunks, it does get my back up

There’s kids doing coke outside my house

lolololol

Bro dont joke like that my grandma died of backshots

His true passion; campaigning for the return of Page 3

Normalise calling it the FetLife Stadium.

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Elam was to remember that distant afternoon when his mother tried to force him to take his diarrhea medicine

Football would be so much more cathartic if they could just fight and then fuck and then fight

During Mina the Hollower’s development, Kickstarter backers got an exclusive look behind the scenes through private developer streams! 🐭🕯️ Now we’re opening the vault and making them public, one every Friday! The first stream is live today! ⬇️

FIVE POOPS MICHAEL

Honestly only knew about this because of Hades lol

Short hair, backpack on two shoulders, white cotton tee The three genders

Gotta be honest though, it feels like my kidneys have been replaced by a pair of animal carcasses Like, swollen, pinched, aggravated

PAPAPAPAPISSSS POSSSSTS @chaff.bsky.social

I have pooped 4 times today and I’m not even a a yank at Taco Bell

I'm not saying I'm naïve, but when I enthusiastically said yes to goatse, I thought we were going to look at farm animals

Liverpool lad licks up some spicy bath water

Not to get all NIMBY again or inadvertently dox myself, but where I live is hosting a golf tournament and every tourist that has flooded the village is such yuppie scum

😊

This may shock you, but the meme I have of how to give a prostate exam to an Ewok may be AI and I’ve never been so disgusted

This is how I work at all times

I look at my CPU temperature on a big screen with my wife

No more piss posting we poop posting now

“Why am I shitting past myself??” I ask after having a smoothie, Huel, 2 coffees, 2 diet sodas and almost 2 litres of water. And a lot of nicotine

Today is the day! My new EP "Input : Meaning : Joy" is released upon the world. I'm incredibly proud of it and I want to hear what YOU think. Here follows a short thread on where can buy or listen to it using your favourite onlne service: