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fluffy bao bun ☭
i have so many mutes who are just unrepentant perverts - mayonnaise? *salad cream??* jesus or gulag couldn’t save you anyway maccies’ curry sauce obviously
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Miami DSA
3 months ago
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
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describe your account in a single image
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about 14 hours ago
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reminds of this kotaku debacle, in which edelgard is considered a fascist for being authoritarian but the hyper zealous religious and free market capitalists are just dandy
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about 15 hours ago
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god i fucking hate liberals, i am honestly aghast at clueless this reading is
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vodka boobs job hmm an alcoholic tit wank
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about 18 hours ago
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lint, cigarette ash, crusted jizz
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about 18 hours ago
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why is this in my saved photos
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about 18 hours ago
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Emily
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The ceremony also commemorated the health workers whose lives were ended in the conflict, empty chairs with white coats and their photos are present .
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Emily
1 day ago
168 Doctors attend a graduation ceremony in the ruins at al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza, Palestine.
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dry january? moist march imo
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it’s not easy being green (with jealousy)
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honestly i have some really terrible (excellent) art of miss piggy throughly domming kermit and i fancy her so much
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You can learn a lot from a person’s favourite muppet
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Tara
9 months ago
Kendrick's surname is Duckworth and so I'm choosr to believe that Jack and Vera are his uncle and aunt
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but also, now i feel incredibly depressed now i have finished GoT, think i finished it in like a month a half lol, it has been intense but comforting
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hmm i retract this statement, yeah I could see Danny doing some terrible atrocity but levelling the entire fucking city without any reflection lmao?? also jon snow is a soaking wet blanket
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i know i’m very late to game of thrones (and also i know how it ends, c’mon as disappointing as it is you can see a mile awhile + they probably deserved it) but honestly jesus christ, the long night, fuck man
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2026 will be the year of “zack polanski must condemn”
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4 days ago
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thanks to everyone who chipped in for my christmas present!! i love it
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would very much like to slowly wring the necks of those setting off painfully loud fireworks, scaring the shit out of me during a nap
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why are people so terrified of sabrina carpenter, really be acting like she is the downfall of civilisation
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smoking using a fork as a cigarette holder is the height of sophistication and cool
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USSR Pictures
4 days ago
"Happy New Year!" – Soviet New Year’s Card (1944)
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Ahhhhh
4 days ago
Happy holidays everyone. I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
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oh god, today is the birthday of the true saviour, the greatest to have ever done it, the psychedelic goth queen, the goatse connoisseur, master of accessories
@chaff.bsky.social
it is a privilege and honour to serve, happy birthday 🎈
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Scream Kings Podcast
5 days ago
ONLY YULE
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lauren
4 days ago
merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
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5 days ago
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i hope santa drops something pleasant down your chimney tonight
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HEALTH
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i cannot stress how genius this is, thrash metal about potatoes and poutine??
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Corey ☭
5 days ago
Pain sandwich à la Mike
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but how would you know i was trying if i didn’t snap my tightly wound dick string
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brb making this colourscheme for vim (not visual studio code, fucking scabs)
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poundland rapunzel
6 days ago
Crow or bunny?
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honestly i thought it was actually about gay panic because of that Friends episode
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6 days ago
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some program on about music and i found this out we need a far reaching cultural revolution to rid the world of these things
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
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poundland rapunzel
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as the recipient of said lesson, i highly highly recommend lee — he knows his guitar and theory, is warm and friendly and fun to learn from!!
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John Christmas
6 days ago
Get yourself a festive cryptid with some decent politics
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The Louvre of Bluesky
7 days ago
What if I came back just to post goatse
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me @ bluesky community guidelines
7 days ago
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anyone can get it (from paddington)
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7 days ago
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YESSSS
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7 days ago
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christmas nails! the detailing on them is really cool
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this place is dead to me
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honestly, rather than signs of her oncoming madness, i see Daenerys’s brutality as completely justified
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