The only "red pill" bros I recognise, are the Soviet and Chinese Red Army bros. Anything else is trash. Pure and utter trash.

God it feels like my kidney is attempting to eat through my lower back

The Incontrovertible proof

the fate of destruction is the joy of rebirth

Just writing vaguely nice things aware that I’ll suffer for it later, but that’s later soooo

Also like, I don’t care, I ain’t no snitch do what you want as long as it doesn’t put me in shit

I’ve been asked to give 3 co-workers feedback for their 6 monthly review and like, I just find it all so unfair lmao Like, how I do have any right to offer constructive criticism when I struggle to get out of bed most mornings, and I’ve worked like, one full week since January

REVEALED 🚨: Secret Yorkshire Man Andy Burnham overheard complaining about the selection of tea in Manchester Costa Locals report him threatening staff with increased business rates if they do not provide his quote “fucking Yorkshire Tea Gold”

Uh, to ask a sensitive question — has anyone ever had a local procedure *down there* and what does it involve? Gel or like, a needle? I realised over the weekend local anaesthetic gel is much more likely than a needle right? Right?

@scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social @chaff.bsky.social not to be *that* guy but technically what that dude is claiming *could* happen because of a thing called eventual consistency I highly doubt it mind, and the post is still there for me

On the subject of people who think it's a good idea to ally with fascists just because they are criticizing more powerful fascists:

The best authors are those who had bizarre and unfathomable politics and then died

Okay, out of the bath, fresh pyjamas, maybe incessantly posting has helped as it has shifted to my forehead

“*insert party* can’t win here” is a really rather short sighted view of things. By actually standing candidates and campaigning, that is how support is grown, funds allocated, infrastructure developed It’s not actually just about winning the seat

I feel the same way about FROM Software games. Look if you’re not getting anything from an experience you don’t have to perserve Unless it’s fucking Capital I guess

I haven’t bothered checking the list, so I don’t know if Gravity’s Rainbow is on there (I’d hazard not) but I find it such a shame that its reputation proceeds itself, and it is viewed as some intellectual cornerstone when there’s **literally dancing mice that speak like James Cagney**

A secret third Miliband…. Devon

Also not that I actually give a shit

I mean, give him his actual due *he is right about this*, I mean, well, in whatever passes for “rules” in our political system Funny how none of the libs understood that though

I wouldn’t even stand aside to let Andy Burnham to get into a toilet cubicle

God this is the most perfectly Bluesky interaction I’ve ever had

Mothman love lamp.

Can someone photoshop Zack over Corbyn please, I am very bad at computers

Now having a bath and it’s shifted towards my left eye, which is progress IMO

Goodness me this has been an awful weekend. Couldn’t sleep again, took a valium, still couldn’t sleep, developed a headache Spent the last few hours under a heated blanket trying to desperately sleep and alternating pressing a cold coke can on my head

Where it began I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growin' strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believed you'd come along

israel were promised the eurovision win 2000yrs ago

I also gape for Labour

Oh this Queen, I love her

To combat this, I uh, didn’t sleep, which I don’t think is the answer lol

Dog by the fire

Is it a coincidence that all these libs are fucking TERFs? No, no it is not

Purges are good, actually

I don’t know lads, saying that you need to severely undermine democracy in order to save it doesn’t feel like a particularly solid position, especially when this is the most authoritarian government of a life time

I see Andy Burnham has become the great white hope for democracy for liberal centrists and boy, feels like we’ve been here several times before

Anxious about a bladder scan next week and took some pills last night which led to some pretty intense nightmares for the second time this week The first set were relatively grounded but the second set was pure fever dream shit, the kind of stuff I should write down, publish and be committed for

Will she kiss me? Will she stab me with a pair of scissors? Is this at all concerning? Who knows, apart from me and the discussion in need to have with a trained professional.

Even if you are somehow still a supporter of Labour and this fraud, how are you completely blind to how cynical this all is. He doesn’t care about the position, the people of Makerfield or his mayorship Craven careerist

Hasn’t Ed Davey got some disabled people to ruin the lives of

fujitsu habitat, screenshot, fm towns (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/21889/h...

shield maiden of the crystal ✨🔮🗡️

This is *generally* my new Bluesky philosophy; too tired, old, and ill to engage with people negatively, and in regards to politics or current happenings, there’s little I can add but sometimes, *sometimes* people are just so damn blinkered

The greatest American who ever lived was John Brown; I hope he is smiling, sitting in his throne next to the Lord

Don’t argue with people John Brown would have shot

Happy 226th Birthday to John Brown, the only white boy to ever truly understand the assignment