My Dad is Dracula (and Secretly Loves Playing Castlevania With Me)

grim fandango, tim schafer talking about the game in early development (1997) archive.org/details/Comp...

ZZ Top imply the existence of AA Bottom

“Blairite and Britpop horny dinosaur emerges to a weird and scary new world” would actually work as a concept because that’s just how Britain is

Fuck it, let's send Cuba aid ourselves. Help establish the flotilla headed for Cuba and stock it full of supplies and much needed help!! act.progressive.international/flotilla/

Look I’m sure they have a horrible job having to deal with all this, but I literally asked when should I call back if I haven’t heard anything and they just gave me curtness and sass Don’t need it! You’re an obstacle to me getting treated properly!!

How dare you attempt to book an appointment for clarification on something that could possibly render you requiring dialysis or worse, it’s not like we’ve ever made mistakes or left with you this condition for almost FIVE FUCKING YEARS

So my recent blood test results say that liver functionality shows “improvement” As far as I’m aware, my liver has never been in question. It’s my *kidneys* that are getting damaged by a condition I have Ring the doctors to confirm, and oh wow, dealt with the snottiest receptionist ever

Here is me *destroying* Theseus and Asterius (minotaur) in around a minute

If you get turned on by the new Wuthering Heights film then Cliff Richard turns up at your house dressed as Heathcliff and throws you in horny jail

uk friends, just a reminder you can donate old glasses and hearing aids to lionsrecycling.co.uk where people turn them into new ones for those that need them !

The existence of cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin implies a possibility of Yaoi Gagarin.

After ~40 attempts, I beat Hades 🔥 I got very lucky with the choice of available Boons and was able to perform a sickening amount of damage Still, the game isn’t even near completion, which is great because it’s just so exceedingly well written and presented

Ohhh wonderful, I need to finish this

I invite billionaires to colonise hell

Remembering the Poet, Novelist & Short Story Writer - SYLVIA PLATH - who took her own life 63yrs ago today, aged 30.

welcome to the earthbound cult, website, photos (2006) web.archive.org/web/20060523...

If we’re not all wearing onesies we haven’t reached the future yet

Day nine of the Valentine’s inspired ‘songs as old romance comics’ series - this time Joy Division’s Love Will Tear Us Apart.

Raging Demon (of love) Spectacular xx

my aunt susan died from MND 8 years ago today and I don’t really have much to say because it was so awful and heartbreaking but I miss her every day and she was taken far, far too young. if you donate to any charities please consider this and help work towards a cure www.mndassociation.org

With the rise of facism and the reveal of a literal evil billionaire pedo cabal who have decided it's their life's work to eradicate transsexuals from the face of the planet, I feel like this is the most important piece of transfeminist writing I've ever written.

… Cheers Mike (Marxist-Leninist; there is no “Stalinism” as it is only a continuation and natural development of Marxist-Leninist thought)

We are having a Valentine cake sale in work. I’m not great at baking so I have assembled a love worm cake 💘🐛

Hydrate! Eat! Hobbies!

forever starting over (forever)

bloody knight

I keep thinking of Alfred’s colonial jolly in which he was party to ecocide to find a ruby for some war lord and I’m like yeah, the bandit wasn’t the problem

the tomb of dracula, loading screen, zx81 (1982) www.mobygames.com/game/66381/t...

Rejoice!

God this scene is so scary, so utterly surreal. Like a nightmare

It is so lush and lovely, thank you @annijyn.com

Welcome back, Zack Polanski

🕯️ @faetooth.bsky.social and Coltaine were amazing in Manchester 🕯️

These are old drawings but I still like how the colors look

Being a survivor in this world is such an insulting existence. It is insulting that we've witnessed ten times more justice for Virginia Giuffre than she ever lived to see herself and it's still hardly anything anyway.

before you post, ask yourself, is this a proper "SKEET?" Stupid Kafkaesque Esoteric Erotic Transsexual

New pronoun labeller seeing as the other one has disappeared x bsky.app/profile/pron...

“Freedom” is a grand word, but under the banner of freedom for industry the most predatory wars were waged, under the banner of freedom of labour, the working people were robbed.

So pretty

The pain has been hard lads but it was exceedingly nice to be around people again

There was a gal wearing a green velvet cloak, dark blue velvet skirt, this… bejewelled belt and gloves and these rings — I was so glad to compliment her because she looked “mythical”

Okay I made the right decision in not following a couple (that invited me honest!!) to “Satan’s Hollow” I did have some weed though

Okay another pint also I met some very nice people in the smoking area

Look I have not drank in almost 3 years okay

Faetooth are *awesome*, I’m taking a fag break because I’m easily overwhelmed and slightly drunk off… two pints of 4% lmao

I am having a beer and cig in the beer garden listening to the rather awesome opening band (Coltaine)