I think it's important that we remember Charlie Kirk for who he really was: a weird little guy who sucked

Don't make me download an app or scan a QR code to use your service. If you can't be bothered to have a physical menu or parking lot kiosk, I will eat/park somewhere else.

When I tell you my children were born perfect, I don't mean they shouldn't change what they were given. I'm saying they arrived with the power to discern what is right for them & follow their hearts & own judgment to be what makes them happy. So proud of my beautiful transgender kids 🩵🩷🤍

In case you're wondering what a good boy looks like, he looks like this

An employee at the Reese's factory was actually try to make spaghetti but he REALLY fucked it up

In case you're wondering what a good boy looks like, he looks like this

You ask what we call this act, Your Honor? We call it... The Aristocrats!

Drop some TELEPHONES ☎️ 🖤

I'm exhaustipated (too tired to shit)

when they crucify u by the balls the holes left behind r called ligmata

[Huey Long voice]

The new Castle Rat album is very, very good castlerat.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

I can't believe I'm defending Jimmy Fucking Kimmel but we live in strange, stupid times

No, I couldn't, for two reasons: 1) I don't know how to forge anything 2) I would be dead

This EP is 27 minutes long and every minute of it is, in my opinion, absolutely perfect. Maybe it's not perfect to you, but that's ok. It is to me. What's your perfect album?

Oh also there was the "icebreaker" question where all 40(!) attendees told the group what their first phone was and I was the only one who got the question right (it was a Playskool rotary dial phone with Elmo on it) I hate icebreakers even in small groups, doing it with 40 people is maddening!

Back from my 2 day training in central Oregon. A good experience mostly, except for the presentation by the PsyD who thinks autism is over diagnosed and people who think they're autistic but can still do things like drive cars are part of the "broader ASD phenotype". That guy can huff my farts.

NSFW a band Vulvod

I gave my heart and soul to that place. Built entire sections for journalists pushed out of their home countries. When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom. I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.

“Leader of the government tries to make it illegal to say anything bad about him or his government” is like the first and most obvious sign of dictatorship

having visited Montana I can attest that "big sky country" is an apt nickname if anything the sky is simply TOO big there and should be reduced slightly

AHAB assigned harpooner at birth

Deschutes river at dusk, or a soundwave?

I may have made A Mistake but now I know why people hate Malört

Should I do it

Juniper trees in central Oregon. I don't come out to this side of the mountains often enough. It's pretty here.

i certainly have my misgivings about capitalism, but some days – every once in a while, usually on my commute into the office – i do see the appeal of hiring children to do all the work instead of me

If he manages to extend his life by 25% he will just have broken even, once you account for the time he spends on this.

I approach my bowl of spaghetti from below, employing a bubble-net feeding technique I learned from the humpbacks

I think I can, therefore I am I can - The Little Rene Descartes That Could

MAD SCIENCE HAPPY HOUR: BANANASCOTCH EDITION I've been experimenting with banana liqueur and I finally came up with a winner. Blended scotch, good banana liqueur, Peychaud's bitters, and a spritz of absinthe in the glass. It's like a smokey, bananafied Sazerac. Just a touch too sweet, so 8/10

You're telling me you cooked this ghetti in a spa?

HR MANAGER: Look, when you said you planned to bring a "new direction" to this office, this isn't quite what we had in mind ME, NUDE WITH AN ERECTION: I think I was being perfectly clear

This is a duvet cover my wife made. I love this chaotic style of tie dye art.

Skosh is watching Bird TV and it has his full, undivided attention

This is a great thread for those who aren’t Terminally Online like the rest of us

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

But doctorb... the B is for bargain!

This does not deserve a suspension because 1) it's not a threat and 2) it's very funny. FREE D.LY

i fuckin love listening to Dopesmoker man. i love music that sounds like what the orcs had playing while they dug all those super disgusting guys outta the muck

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

relax this is just so ben shapiro can kiss the flag

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.

Scrolling through YouTube I saw this and did a double take, but no, that funny font says POLYPHIA not DIARRHEA

If you watched the video of Charlie Kirk getting shot, and it made you feel sick - that's a very normal response to watching someone die. It's ok to feel fucked up about it, even if you detest the bastard. Talk to someone about it, don't hold it in. The wound will fester.

I just saw the video and it is stomach churning shit. What the fuck have we done man. Between the internet existing and this country allowing every American to own a machine gun we really are on a tightrope every day

I do not buy the argument that having easy access to guns makes us as Americans more free. What it does make a lot of people is dead, though. We don't have to accept that. We keep choosing to, but we don't have to.

What's the name of that NYC based no-wave band that plays songs about vagina dentata? Yonic Tooth?