ICE set up an office in this New Windsor, NY building a few months ago, and for some strange reason, never bothered telling anyone.

That stupid song is stuck in my head but I've heard so many parodies that it's not even the real lyrics anymore, just an endless loop of "I just wanna cut my fish, feed my truck, drink my dog, wear my grass"

I keep trying to explain that the towers are still there, we just can't see them because they've been painted blue to blend in with the sky. Finally the American people are waking up

Stay frosty

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

This needs to happen every time these people leave the house, even just to check the mailbox, forever

My old high school deleted their entire Alumni Hall of Fame list in 2021 just so they could get rid of Megyn Kelly's name without looking biased lmao

Oh, you thought your little tradwife homestead in the countryside would let you escape the cyberpunk dystopia? Say hello to Dr. Grok who's going to treat your heart palpitations with an Amazon ad for brake fluid

Actually, only fascists sucker punch. When the left does it, it's called "spontaneous kinetic accountability."

Springsteen's new song isn't particularly good, but it's a hopeful sign that the "Minneapolis beat Trump" narrative is so universally accepted that even the Final Boss of Boomers himself is singing about it. MAGA lives and dies on memes and this one makes them look very weak.

They should have snowshoeing in the Winter Olympics and you win by finding the quietest clearing to sit and think about stuff

*Up at 1am crossing out all my depressing Minneapolis cartoon ideas and frantically trying to come up with inspirational ones*

They're sending him back to the interrogation department

Fuck it, anything that makes people take climate change seriously

All it would take to reassure normie conservatives is "Yes, this was a tragedy, but ICE promises to be more careful from now on." Instead they see these sweaty incel rants about carpet bombing American cities and how Alex Pretti had the skull dimples of the perfidious Jew. MAGA is unsustainable.

I didn't think I could lose any more respect for Obama after he produced a movie about how Havana Syndrome makes your teeth fall out, but this weak-ass statement might do it

The White House is filled with people who want to start a civil war, and ICE is filled with people who got frustrated playing Call of Duty because the other players could shoot back. This discrepancy may cause problems in the near future.

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

To my fellow political cartoonists: Don't. You're better than this.

At one point the wind was so strong it ripped an American flag from its pole and tossed it around in midair above the crowd, because subtext is for cowards

Tricking people into driving through an ice storm to stop them from cyberbullying the government on Twitter is like something from a conservative parody of what they think a woke dystopia would look like

Trust me, very few of these people actually hunt. Hunting takes skill. Everyone knows when you miss a deer because you come home with no deer, but when you miss a cardboard target at ten yards wearing half your paycheck in tactical gear, you can say it's because you're "more of a CQB specialist."

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Three kids in a trench coat

Twilight Zone episode about a Kalshi/Polymarket guy who wins a fortune betting on war with Greenland and then the dollar becomes worthless

Couldn't resist

"No war but class war" means don't START any war but class war. If someone attacks you first for non class-related reasons, you're not a bad leftist for defending yourself.

As a short guy I officially give you all the pass to make fun of Greg Bovino

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

Well, I guess Ben Garrison wins the feud by default

My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

Every lefty artist is required to write at least one folk song at some point in their career. Enjoy what will surely be a top hit in about 20 years or so:

Look, I understand the sentiment here, but we have to stop pretending that we still live in a world where this is some kind of epic dunk. They ADMIT to being racist. They're PROUD of it. Smugly "exposing" their desire for a white ethnostate doesn't work when they don't hide it anymore.

Sigh.

There is absolutely no way Trump could've kept his mouth shut long enough to plan and pull off this kind of operation. He's not in charge.

The argument that leftists are motivated by "envy" is funny to me, because every time I've dogsat in a rich person's house I always come away thinking I'd NEVER want to live like that. So many big empty rooms and "smart" appliances that I always feels like I'm being watched. It's creepy.

I unironically do appreciate it when people put effort into their insults like this, back on twitter they'd just call me gay or something

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

Amid all the right-wing exaggeration, it is important to acknowledge that some people in Peak Woke really were just out of their fucking minds

Feels like it would be pretty easy to spark a Republican panic over a completely fictitious ethnicity, like you could make a YouTube video about how Qwertyuiopese immigrants are making counterfeit handicap stickers and in a couple weeks it would show up in a Senate debate

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Nick Shirley 100% had an alternate script prepared in case those daycares did let him inside, all about how Somalis endanger kids with their lax security.

All the right-wing influencers were primed and ready to feign sympathy for Rob Reiner so they could claim the moral high ground over everyone who mocked Charlie Kirk, and then Trump comes smashing in like the Kool-Aid Man to fuck it all up

"Indian food tastes bad" is the American fascists' version of "2+2=5" from 1984, a statement so self-evidently bullshit that to agree with it represents the final surrender of an individual's free will

Alright I might actually run off to live in the woods now, it's not even a pretentious Thoreau thing anymore I'm just afraid of buildings

Why do these nutcases even go to college in the first place? If you honestly believe that all the world's great philosophical questions have already been answered with "Because God", then what are you hoping to study or learn there? Seems like a very expensive waste of everyone's time.

Basically everyone in my extended family who owns a dog brought it to Thanksgiving dinner so at one point there were five dogs racing around the house looking for dropped food, it was absolute chaos but very fun