What Trump failed to recognize about constitutional originalists is that they actually believe in things. Often stupid things, but things nonetheless.

I know this isn't nearly the most important part of the Manosphere documentary but I cannot get over the kid who keeps pronouncing it "Louis The-rucks"

The neocon lie about "spreading democracy" was such obvious bullshit that we on the left never gave it much thought, which is why it's so jarring to realize that whole swathes of the right believed it 100% and have been seething with rage about it for twenty years

Well, well, well. Perhaps the Fordrolet F-420 Ultra Ram V8 Predator Duty 6WD wasn't the ideal prepper vehicle after all.

Haven't drawn these two in a while, I wonder if they're still getting along

After living through all the airport security theater and color-coded terrorism alert charts of the Bush era, there is something weirdly refreshing about an administration that doesn't even pretend to give a shit about our safety

Maybe not a Pulitzer Prize, but a MacArthur Fellowship for sure

Never forget that this is happening because the JCPOA was an Obama thing

It's Kash Patel's birthday, go do all your big federal crimes now because you know he's not getting any work done today or tomorrow

I accidentally Discoursed and might have to chill here for a bit until it blows over, how's everyone doing

Trump's so much happier doing the stupid sports bullshit than actually being president, just retire and go be a TV host again man, it'll be better for literally everybody

Potentially the most dangerous position in Trump's America. We actually won the lottery by getting a guy who'd rather do this

I read this entire article and I'm still not entirely sure why people get so mad at him.

Shoulda read the fine print, lol

ICE set up an office in this New Windsor, NY building a few months ago, and for some strange reason, never bothered telling anyone.

That stupid song is stuck in my head but I've heard so many parodies that it's not even the real lyrics anymore, just an endless loop of "I just wanna cut my fish, feed my truck, drink my dog, wear my grass"

I keep trying to explain that the towers are still there, we just can't see them because they've been painted blue to blend in with the sky. Finally the American people are waking up

Stay frosty

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

This needs to happen every time these people leave the house, even just to check the mailbox, forever

My old high school deleted their entire Alumni Hall of Fame list in 2021 just so they could get rid of Megyn Kelly's name without looking biased lmao

Oh, you thought your little tradwife homestead in the countryside would let you escape the cyberpunk dystopia? Say hello to Dr. Grok who's going to treat your heart palpitations with an Amazon ad for brake fluid

Actually, only fascists sucker punch. When the left does it, it's called "spontaneous kinetic accountability."

Springsteen's new song isn't particularly good, but it's a hopeful sign that the "Minneapolis beat Trump" narrative is so universally accepted that even the Final Boss of Boomers himself is singing about it. MAGA lives and dies on memes and this one makes them look very weak.

They should have snowshoeing in the Winter Olympics and you win by finding the quietest clearing to sit and think about stuff

*Up at 1am crossing out all my depressing Minneapolis cartoon ideas and frantically trying to come up with inspirational ones*

They're sending him back to the interrogation department

Fuck it, anything that makes people take climate change seriously

All it would take to reassure normie conservatives is "Yes, this was a tragedy, but ICE promises to be more careful from now on." Instead they see these sweaty incel rants about carpet bombing American cities and how Alex Pretti had the skull dimples of the perfidious Jew. MAGA is unsustainable.

I didn't think I could lose any more respect for Obama after he produced a movie about how Havana Syndrome makes your teeth fall out, but this weak-ass statement might do it

The White House is filled with people who want to start a civil war, and ICE is filled with people who got frustrated playing Call of Duty because the other players could shoot back. This discrepancy may cause problems in the near future.

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

To my fellow political cartoonists: Don't. You're better than this.

At one point the wind was so strong it ripped an American flag from its pole and tossed it around in midair above the crowd, because subtext is for cowards

Tricking people into driving through an ice storm to stop them from cyberbullying the government on Twitter is like something from a conservative parody of what they think a woke dystopia would look like

Trust me, very few of these people actually hunt. Hunting takes skill. Everyone knows when you miss a deer because you come home with no deer, but when you miss a cardboard target at ten yards wearing half your paycheck in tactical gear, you can say it's because you're "more of a CQB specialist."

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Three kids in a trench coat

Twilight Zone episode about a Kalshi/Polymarket guy who wins a fortune betting on war with Greenland and then the dollar becomes worthless

Couldn't resist

"No war but class war" means don't START any war but class war. If someone attacks you first for non class-related reasons, you're not a bad leftist for defending yourself.

As a short guy I officially give you all the pass to make fun of Greg Bovino

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

Well, I guess Ben Garrison wins the feud by default

My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

Every lefty artist is required to write at least one folk song at some point in their career. Enjoy what will surely be a top hit in about 20 years or so: