I don't like to trade in broad cultural stereotypes but this is the most Russian joke I've ever read

There are some sacrifices you need to be prepared to make if you want the right to kill your baby with brucellosis, this is one of them

for the Baltimore folks out there, this is at Symphony Center (1030 Park Ave, Baltimore, MD 21201)

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

I too doubt ICE's committment to sparkle motion

Arrested on his birthday lol

No Country for Old Men

Is there a technology the left is excited ab

Is It All Over My Feet (Larry Levan Remix)

The mostly wordless still-born rhino sequence in Zoo is one of the greatest pieces of film ever made

"This modern shit is so fucked up it would kill a Victorian" jokes are a century old

Origin point has to be the MTV True Life: I'm Getting Calf Implants guy

Does anybody know the story with the Palestinian flag house on E. Preston?

We're going to need the cleansing fire to burn all the way down to the craton after this

Who is buying this, who could possibly be buying this

greatest headline of my adult life

Waggling my tiny eyebrows roguishly

I have a wooden postcard of this one

General von Paulus, when Hitler demanded to know why he lost the Battle of Stalingrad:

Post a banger that isn't in English

Post a banger that isn't in English

I've been standing here in front of the Port Authority for 45 minutes but the guy who took my wallet for borough inspection will surely be back soon

More Naomi Wolf erasure

Mosaic Records box sets are cool as hell but the putzim who write the liner notes come off as such prissy nerds

Has this been authenticated by Verrit?

My grades in high school were mediocre and I got rejected all the fancy liberal arts schools I applied to but I got into Bard easily--have things changed so much in 30 years that being the child of a world famous pedophile isn't enough to get you in, now you need a SECOND pedophile's help??

5 non-fiction books that have made the most lasting impression? The Control of Nature - John McPhee Brother I'm Dying - Edwidge Danticat Quest for Corvo - AJA Symons Imagined Communities - Benedict Anderson In Search of a Past - Ronald Fraser Secondhand Time - Svetlana Alexievich

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

From Bunga Bunga to Little St James: Sexual Exploitation and Circuits of Power Under New Labor (Verso, 2027)

"The Nepali government found evidence that some guides went as far as spiking the food of hikers with large amounts of baking soda, which can cause vomiting, diarrhea and other ailments, and then calling for an emergency helicopter evacuation" lmaoooooo this rules

Law & Order Intro Voice:

No fooling this is how it ends >But if we’re trying to outlaw class discrimination in the interests of fairness, might it be fair to outlaw class discrimination for everyone? As Shakespeare very famously wrote, “Hath not a posh person eyes?

The guy on the left looks like a secret policeman in a movie where the hero is a dog detective with a cockney accent

My mom's best friend's older sister (I know, I know) lost $50k in a romance scam, taken by someone who claimed to be "on a offshore oil rig" After the sister died recently, my mom's friend found messages from the scammer right up to the end that sounded like this

Man, they just love doing comedy festivals

Many people are asking, "What's Happened to Global Temperatures?" so here's the answer in image form.

The water quality section on the Niagara Water internet website does not say anything about the BPA that is not intentionally added, but I AM learning a lot of good information about how microplastics are not a big deal according to the Drinking Water Research Foundation

The law protects me and binds others, this can't be right!!

My small print has people asking questions already answered by the small print

Gone to the big Whiskey Friday in the sky

once again, I think I'm grateful to have long ago memorized W. H. Auden's "The Fall of Rome"

Water on my block has been off since yesterday Coach McGurk I can't practice today

oh so it’s a police force

The IHRA is an antisemitism-generator that redefines antisemitism to criminalize criticism of ethnic cleansing and apartheid. This is why genocide activists are typing in all-caps today ⬇️