What's the worst license plate/license plate frame combo you've ever seen? I'll start

Maybe the greatest "Things Found in Books" find I've ever made

Tenured professors love AI because it gives them the kind of puppy dog-eyed ego reinforcement they can't get from having sex with their students anymore

Nooooooooo

My daughter's name is also Timber

compare and contrast: when IDF soldiers were caught on tape raping a Palestinian captive at Sde Teiman prison and prosecuted, Israeli civilians rioted outside the court and all charges were eventually dropped

From the University of Colorado's Center for the Study of Drifters and Loners

Like any American synagogue of the period, the one I grew up in had a fair amount of batshit Israel-related stuff from the 60s and 70s in its library but I have never seen anything like this

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

First song of the day is Sandy Denny's version of "Make Me a Pallet on Your Floor"

RIP Ted Turner

Wait till you hear what's happening to ye olde PDFs that are not ADA Title II-compliant!

Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

In one 2013 note, Dr. Botstein signed off with “Miss you."

Found a real old turd in a professor's discards today

Move to Baltimore City, you will get on a jury before long

Still had some of his best records ahead of him in 1962!!

Sometimes it feels like Jenny's just saying stuff

The most successful harm reduction program in Baltimore City is the protective netting wrapping the Clarence Mitchell Courthouse

Found An Object from The Past

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1946

Warren Zevon doing the air conditioner hum in Desperadoes Under the Eaves

He's going to team teach a course with Greg Bovino

The stars are all here in Baltimore this year

The JG Ballard of it all

The illustration on the back cover of Miles Davis's Live Evil looks like Trump's mother

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

Song of the morning is When Palestine is Free by Momoko Gill

“A website for the group says they are inspired by the original Jewish Defense League, a group linked to numerous bombings and attempted assassinations of Arab American political activists in the 1970s and 1980s.”

Instagram getting more and more intrusive

You're trying to concentrate on an Italian string quarter play Locatelli's C major in the governor's music room in Port Mahon and this MF won't stop tapping his fucking feet

Profound metaphor alert lol

Moby, the New York ministrel show performer?

A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS

Murdered by Hospice is absolutely incredible, these Yakubian apes need to be studied for science

Well, if yesterday's map was ridiculous, I'm running out of superlatives to characterize today's. Countless locations from Pacific Coast to Great Plains are currently experiencing all-time record March warmth, w/ some locations approaching/exceeding April (or even May) records.

If you use Affirm to buy a $6,000 turntable shaped like Al Di Meola's guitar your access to the SWIFT banking system should be cut off

We finally made birds cool

Yesterday may have been a weather bust overall but the wind was powerful enough to peel this cinderblock retaining (?) wall off the side of a vacant in the 1500 block of W. Baltimore