ARREST MY ENEMIES, MAKE SINKS COST MORE, NO MORE WINDMILLS, BRING ME MY GENERALS, GOLF GOLF GOLF, BLOW UP SOME BOATS, ARE DONKEYS REAL OR MADE UP, COUCHES ARE TOO CHEAP, ESCALATORS ARE SCAR

What the fuck. Somebody in a truck, which people on scene think they recognize as an ICE vehicle, DROVE UP ONTO THE SIDEWALK TO RAM PEOPLE, and then ICE AGENTS LAID DOWN SUPPRESSING FIRE WITH PEPPERBALLS SO POLICE COULDN'T INVESTIGATE. What the fuck.

If ever you're feeling down on yourself, just say "at least I don't work for ICE." That's a win all by itself.

You can't work for ICE and be a good person. If you remain employed by the fascist kidnapping agency, you have failed as a human.

Apartment maintenance put in a new smoke detector today. The old one still worked (too well; steam from pasta set it off) but apparently they are only good for 10 years? Anyway my environment changed and I hate it.

Hip pain in overdrive today, thanks rain.

I love government efficiency!

I didn't eat anything until the hunger got completely overwhelming and then inhaled 2 bags of popcorn and 4 stroopwafels and now my stomach hurts. Thanks brain.

This might just be the Tylenol talking but I’m pretty sure the world would be a better place if more people were autistic

How much Tylenol do I have to take to get enough experience points to level up my Autism? I've been stuck at level 1 for ages now

Oh this person seems cool. Oh neat they write stuff let's check it out. *Substack link* Ugh. *close tab*.

I've had Electric Funeral stuck in my head all day. I'm pretty much always have music stuck in my head, sometimes it's not so great, so nice to have some Sabbath in there today.

No, YOUR pet issue is the distraction from MY pet issue.

Daylight Saving Time ends in 39 days.

Looking forward to Wolverine more than GTA VI honestly.

You know who else says things like, “Not everyone you disagree with is a Nazi?” Nazis.

Can they stop being Nazis first

"Stop calling me a Nazi!" says the Nazi who can't stop Nazi-ing all over the place. 🙄

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Pretty fucked up it's only Wednesday. I specifically ordered a Saturday.

Ya'll think he's up? Maybe tossing chairs around the East Room?

Still pretty mind blowing that one of the dudes from The Man Show is now such a consequential figure of American history.

even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh

My connection to the server timed out so my rapture was canceled.

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They were almost certainly thrown on planes and trafficked to some foreign authoritarian hellhole. If they weren’t murdered, that is. Because it’s just a matter of time.

I think continuing to put this demented dipshit in front of cameras to metaphorically shit on the floor is getting into elder abuse territory. Like if this was your grandpa you'd be thigh deep in researching 24/7 assisted care facilities for him.

190 countries all mumbling "wait, is this guy Hitler"

My cat, every time I get in the shower: "There's too much liquid!"

What this administration doesn't realize is that autism makes you cooler. Normies are about to start snorting Tylenol.

They should invent a kind of sleep that makes you feel rested.

Shouldn't the Discover feed not include accounts you follow? I've already discovered those, man. You should know this.

The word “autism” was first used to describe behavioral differences in children in 1911 but autism has been documented using available records going back to the 1700s (definitively) and further. Acetaminophen (Tylenol, paracetamol) was discovered in 1878 and first sold in the United States in 1950.

Ok but what meds can I take to give myself more autism

We are going to find out Groks sexy companion was trained on Olivia Nuzzi and RFK jrs texts

Trump & RFK Jr: “Tylenol causes Autism” Every credible source:

Indeed. Celebrations must wait until we know for sure he isn't gonna come out and lick fascist boot.

Baby coffin industry salivating so hard right now

researching a way to cure allistics

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: "When I asked why you did something, it was because I wanted to know why and I thought if I asked, you would answer, and then I would know, which is what I wanted. I was not expressing a criticism or a demand. I was asking a question. The question I asked."

Absolutely unsurprising that their autism recommendation [sic] is that women need to suffer more

The solution to autism is more autism.

Well, at least now you can ask your doctor what they think of Tylenol to help you decide if you should keep putting your life in their hands or not.

They want us all dead. Goddamn Nazis.

Anyway, fuck everything about this press conference and fuck you if you agree with any that insane Nazi bullshit.

So 1: Acetaminophen is in a looootta stuff And 2: Tylenol can sue the fuck out of Trump and the US Government for defamation right?

The only thing that needs to be cured is Fascism.

I discovered the cause of autism and it's autistic people fucking and having babies. everyone can go home now, you're welcome