Granddaughter keeps watching an episode of Peppa where Mummy Pig is pregnant, and they all get woken up by something beeping and they hunt all over for the source. Friends, if my fitness tracker alarm woke me up to tell me I wasn't getting enough sleep, that thing would be gone so fast!!!

Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, here’s today’s page from my excellent @effinbirds.com calendar.

A friend of mine has a girl scout that's 155 boxes away from her final goal prize, and is only 4 states away from selling to all 50 states. If you or someone you know is from a needed state, please order for yourself or as a donation. Pretty sure the order has to originate in the state. Ty!

I know the bodice-ripper romances I read starting in middle school set me up for a lifetime of disappointment.

My daughter's coworker went to the con in Fairbanks and picked this up for me. So excited I'll have this by Wednesday!! @effinbirds.com

I guess it wasn't a miscommunication. The antibiotics were no longer working, so they took him off the machines and were keeping him comfortable with morphine. He just passed away. 😭💔

The 2026 P4A Tiltify is now CLOSED, with a final donation amount of $4,216,082.19! Thank you to everyone who participated this year! #P4A2026

Yesterday my Dad was moved from the rehab/care home to Providence Hospital because he had his infection pop back up - this time in his intestines instead of his lungs. Regional never removed the teeth that they think was the start of his infection last year. The plan was antibiotics and infection

What's amusing to me is how many more people have watched it than would have had they just stfu and not made it a thing.

I know I was a bad history student, falling asleep in class most of the time, but I have never heard about this. I am a 51yo Alaskan, and I am only recently learning about important things concerning women and non-whites. Our education system has been lacking for decades and is only getting worse. 😡

14 hours later and this 👂🏼🪱 is still stuck in my brain.

@thunkdapeon.bsky.social Looks like some other peon's making you look like a slacker.

If you died and came back as an old timey moonshiner, you could call it reintarnation.

If you are in line at projectforawesome.com/donate, STAY IN LINE! (Especially since #P4A2026 donations and voting are open until noon EST on Wednesday. Don’t forget to vote!)

I'm sad I missed most of today, but with having to care for a nearly 5-year-old all day, I wasn't getting up at 3am. I did set the alarm for 7:30, made coffee, and got to watch the last 20 minutes. HOLY 4 MILLION ON STREAM, Y'ALL!! I love this community so much. 💜 #P4A2026

$4 MILLION!! #P4A2026

Between being behind on the stream earlier and Hank being behind in his balloon tasks, allow me to now present his horrific randomized creations. Also ... I don't think he quite understands what drink is. 😂 #P4A2026

Strange question - who is Stan, and does he do a podcast with John? Their voices are very soothing and are quite effective at lowering my early-morning stress levels. #P4A2026

Set my alarm for 5:30am. I don't know how much of Sunday I'll get to see since I'll have grandbaby (dad was moved from the hospital to a care facility to rehab and get strong enough to come home so I have her all 4 days/week for now) so I didn't want to miss today. What horrors will we see? #P4A2026

Roll4Loca #P4A2026 Base: Cucumber Stuffing: Nerds Gummy Clusters & Worcestershire Sauce Sauce: Condensed Milk Mmmm, heartburn for bedtime!

"What does it mean if I can't get it in?" - Jarrod #P4A2026

Someone with access to Hank gently suggest that he cut holes in the ears so he doesn't possibly harm his eardrums playing with that mask... Did he not remember the pain from 2024? #P4A2026

It happens every year, Hank. How can you not have a backup plan?? #P4A2026

Starla Cyclops #P4A2026

Totally here for Hank (SeaBat) spiraling into madness. #P4A2026

Watching Hank Green's crotch dance the Macarena. #P4A2026

Okay, dipped into the grocery money to get another keychain and the coin. Someone take away my purse for the rest of the weekend! [We'll pretend I don't have my debit card info memorized.] #P4A2026

I dyed my hair yesterday and my Indian Ringneck is losing his little birdie mind. He hates hats and does his "OMG, DEATH IS HERE!" alarm call whenever he sees someone wearing one. Now he's doing that to me just because my hair is different. 😮‍💨 Get over it, my man, it's gonna be purple awhile.

Thank you, Giant Squid! #p4a2026

Anxiety pushed me to check out. I have just enough left of what I managed to scrimp and save for #P4A2026 to get a Crabulous subscription or two if it ends up being a later thing. Granddaughter will be so excited to have the tshirt! (Here's hoping it shows up before #Pizzamas 2026. 😂)

Got a few things in my cart. Will there be a physical perk bundle that includes the tshirt? I'm getting one for the granddaughter, but also one for myself; also in the cart is the enamel pin and keychains. If there will be a bundle that includes them I will wait. Also... WHERE'S CRABULOUS? #P4A2026

Of course I remember the Snorks! #P4A2026

Updated and turned on the alarm. Let's goooooo!

so excited that it's that time again #P4A2026 @projectforawesome.com

Why did I hear this in Dean Winchester's voice?

Every morning.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Whoa Black Betty

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Ignore the print vs digital... I still have to make it a habit to ensure it's set to digital when I log my books. Only 1 of January's 27 books was a physical edition.

“I would not support her again.” Lisa, you knew damn well you shouldn’t have support her in the first place. Same with RFKJr. “How could I have known” Lisa always acts like she was duped - if she’s that fucking stupid she shouldn’t be in office.

I wish @effinbirds.com was going to be closer than an 8-hour drive on shit roads in cold weather, 'cause I'd like to meet the man behind his seemingly prescient calendar comics.

Finally got a chance to read 107 Days today (hooray for long library queues?). As heartsick and angry as this administration and its actions make me, it's so much worse after realizing (remembering) how much better things would be if there weren't so many "It doesn't matter, they both suck" voters.

This is some bullshit. I understand stat squish for a game that's still going 22 years later, but c'mon, man. 😂😭

Me: Has multiple Ad Blockers and pays for YouTube to avoid ads. Also me: Watches long-form video showing commercials from the 80s for 💫nostalgia💫 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSW4...

Maintenance complete. Try to create void elf demon hunter. Sorry, must do a questline to unlock. Okay. BTW, your video drivers are out of date, fix that. Nvidia has driver - oh, but we need to update the app first LOL. My drivers were JUST FINE before the pre-patch installed, so JUST LET ME PLAY!

@therealnzoth.bsky.social Blasphemy!!

This looks so f'ing stupid. Please tell me it's real and I can actually watch it! youtu.be/-0hZA-Uq4bs?...