The thought and care @matthewmercer.bsky.social put into prepping the Fjord and Jester wedding one-shot is so evident. Truly a perfect way to [REDACTED], and the [REDACTED] mechanic? Perfection. So good live I had to rewatch on Beacon!

Finally got the chance to use these, at Rhode Island Comic Con! I got knocked out if the Commander game first, but that just meant I got to clear the cards out of the way of the gorgeous art sooner for everyone else to enjoy

wait wait I got it

The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

It is always okay to block, mute, unfriend, unfollow, use word filters, and generally use your settings and options to make sure you are having an enjoyable and safe time. You are also allowed to: not respond, not share information, disable/discourage DMs, and otherwise safeguard your privacy.

*sandwich hits federal agent in the chest* Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Hey Nerdfighteria, I wanted to invite you in on my latest powerpoint endeavor: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CAT (and your not-cats) This one is a group project, so we have a ground rule: don't be a jerk, leave other people's cats alone. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CATS

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Learn more: resultscanada.ca/campaign/cam... #cdnpoli @anitaoakvilleeast.bsky.social @yasirnaqvicdn.bsky.social

Canada must get back on track, because aid is a smart investment in our future. Contact your MP ASAP to tell them: 👉 you are disappointed 👉 despite the cuts, Canada must make an ambitious pledge the Global Fund to help #WinTheFight against AIDS, TB, and malaria

#Budget2025 is disappointing ☹️ The short-sighted cut of $2.7 billion over 4 years to international assistance breaks Prime Minister @mark-carney.bsky.social’s campaign promise that his government “will not cut foreign aid” 🌍

Zohran Mamdani won young men 18-29 by 40 points. 40! And he did so by standing FOR economic justice, FOR Trans rights, FOR immigrant rights, FOR labor rights, FOR Palestinian rights, & FOR diversity—& still unapologetically dunking on Trump. He is anti-MAGA w/o throwing people under the bus. 1/2

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

I jokes today that you can frighten a Republican by shouting the word “SUBWAY” at them because they won’t know if it’s public transit or a sandwich but either way it’s terrifying

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

You gotta admit, it takes something special to lose to the same guy for the same position twice in the same election cycle

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

"When we talk about 'funding gaps', we're talking about over a million people dying needlessly each year of TB." Hear about @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's trip to the Philippines, #Tuberculosis as a path into a larger obsession, & what #GlobalHealth funding gaps really mean

I cannot take this seriously, I’m sorry

This just in: the concept of suffering has just endorsed noted sex pest and disgraced ex-governor Andrew Cuomo. In other news, a fresh, warm apple cider doughnut has just endorsed Zohran Mamdani.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

I'm not sure I can think of anything funnier than using the term "point-blank range" to refer to the throwing of a sandwich.

If you live in the US, your voice can help! There is still critical funding being withheld by the administration. Use @PIH.org's easy link to email your Reps and demand that money allocated to save lives is disbursed!

Lesotho was on track to meet UNAIDS' goal of ending the #AIDS epidemic as a public health threat by 2030. Until it lost 23% of #PEPFAR funds. Now, community clinics are closed and patients don't have access to treatment:

Goofs for good is my favorite thing. I love taking silliness seriously and seriousness sillily

If you are (or work for) a politician and have questions about how to use YouTube well, please ask.

Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy.

Bookmark this one for opening day and a “somehow baseball returned” Star Wars meme

Oh yeah, happy (belated if you’re in or east of EDT) first day of Samhain (aka November but Gaelainn)

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

I have no investment in the individual teams, but I was kinda hoping the non-US team would beat the US team in this year’s #WorldSeries

I did it

Alright so should I look into how to go about watching the World Series now? I kinda wanna see how/if this ends, after not having watched a sporting event in years

FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

Why did @dropout.tv have to put the “eat a black octopus arm” episode RIGHT after the @dimension20.bsky.social finale with *that* “mini”?

I just want to say how viscerally angry this image makes me

The folks at TACTIC are amazing! (And keep an eye on @tbfighters.org channels for an exciting follow up on Pediatric TB on December 2nd)

It's too long for Bluesky & I refuse to compromise. So here's a screenshot with the words in the alt-text.