i cannot stress enough how thoroughly stupid it is to let great books become right wing coded

This is not wrong.

God forbid women do anything

People sleeping outside on benches and going to the bathroom on the sidewalk are problems of the social safety net failing and it is so much cheaper and easier to just expand the safety net than to punish people who fell through it.

[sees that Why unblocked everyone]

Sweet middle-aged college cafeteria lady once told me, "You dress in such beautiful colors, you make yourself radiant."

Personally, I'd love to see A) Nationwide redistricting B) Valuing compactness and regularity of districts C) For districts of equal population D) Ignoring state lines E) In an expanded house, F) Where each rep represents 300,000 people. But in the meantime, sure. Let's play this game.

Finally braved my yearly psychiatrist visit *and* she only gave me a minimum of stupid bullshit hoops to jump through that I can procrastinate on 💖

If I die, throw my body on the HHS steps, video him pulling one of his dead animal stunts, and put him in prison for desecrating a corpse.

gerrymandering is woke now, actually she changed her name to gina. it's ginamandering now.

Read this whole thread. Damn, Norm. Thank you.

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

I've done this before and the answer is "lose my goddamn mind"

normalize walking into the sea after the slightest inconvenience

Timbaearth timbawind timbafire: "Do you rememba, the 21st night of septimba"

I'll count it since it feels very Californian: all pressed juice is a scam. Double scam if it's green.

I wonder how Beethoven would feel seeing his Overtures to Fidelio and Creation of Prometheus being played on a blue plastic trumpet. Probably "What the hell is plastic?" and "What are those (valves)" and "Who let a wench play in an orchestra?" and "damn, still can't hear anything."

*one more note: You know what’s great about running the same fundraiser with the same people for 19 years? Your buddies who could throw in five bucks in 2008 can do a little more now. Watching the average donation creep up has been really cool. Best time to plant a tree is yesterday etc

Trudeau is 100% Castro's kid

Fire alarm at school this morning. GEE I WONDER WHY

He was right on this BTW. People get incredibly neurotic about missing flights because they've never missed one. Once it's happened to you (assuming you're not travelling with kids) it's annoying but fine and you start leaving/wasting less time at airports.

You post really quality comments.

This is just to say I have let in the duck that was on the doorstep and which you were probably hoping would stay out Forgive me he was persuasive so scary and so loud.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

it’s probably nothing, but I’ll never forgive these people for making me live in such a stupid timeline I have to try and read these tea leaves.

GOLDEN STATE SENTENCE™️

flip one of those coins to find out the odds that it's my Bernstein/JFK theory

And THAT'S how we play the Rivoli

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

this is at least Kash Patel's second day at the mythological rodeo

Just saw a bumper sticker that said "You can't ride a unicorn sober." Absolutely fascinating assertion about how the world works

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

I thought he was more of a Little Caesar

me: sorry, but i’m too old for that them: for what? me: yes

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU OPERATOR

Anyone else ever think about how Nintendo has an Omelas child

When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"

Doing battle with my apartment's yearly Big Moth. We're currently both standing as still as possible to avoid getting noticed. How do I get her to leave in the least traumatic way for both of us?

Come onnnnnn government, pay me to write, like, a vaguely patriotic wind band suite about the redwoods or something. It would slap

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

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Yessir, we got all four food groups: Carrots, Boy Kibble, Gray Slab, and Fork

Signed into bluesky having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, all definitely able to use this website today, too.

Oh, every one is always nostalgic for the geocites era web but when somebody actually makes a platform that crashes every 10 minutes, suddenly everybody wants future technology, I see how it is.

please, my reginos, they are very sick

On first dose of ADHD meds and I'm sorry have you people been walking around just able to "concentrate" and "do things" your whole lives you sons of bitches why was I not informed

"RFK Jr. once [verb] a dead [animal]'s [body part] while at [event]" is the hot new mad lib everybody is talking about

every musical theater songwriter's first show is called something like "singin! & dancin!" then their fifth show is like "God has abandoned His children" and their last show is like "suckin! & fuckin!"

A tax day teaching story! Once upon a time I went into my 8:00 am Monday morning first-year theory class. It was April 15th. I handed back last week's graded assignments. "I need you to go over this today. I have something important that I forgot to do." I waved a 1040 form in front of them.