“You need to leash your wiener!” I called after the man in the golf cart whose Dachshund had tried to escape.

A man in a SPACE-X SHIRT had the wrinkly old juevos to tell me that my Pride hat was inappropriate. I just burst out laughing in front of God and the deli counter. Sir.

Opened the blinds to the lanai. This little dude was chilling right there. I shall call him Larry.

Caught a hint of rainbow near the Royal poinciana. Florida says “Be gay, plant pretties.”

I improve my Bluesky experience by blocking anyone I see doing the following: • being a pedant • giving unasked for medical advice • crapping on others’ joy • NotAllMenning My mentions or others,’ those people get banned to the cornfield. Peace reigns.

Mila has trained a neighbor to come out and provide her with a Beggin’ Strip during our morning walks. She patiently awaits the first morsel.

The word of the day is “scaffolding.”

"don't ask us how but mark my words we're putting nonconsensual celebrity deepfake porn in the cheddar biscuits. watch this space"

Me: C’mon, honey, you gotta pee. Mama’s got places to be. Mila:

A lovely little White peacock butterfly stopped by for a snack. 🦋

GUYS. YOU GUYS. I just remembered that THIS exists. One of my parents’ friends put it on at a party. He was convinced it proved all his alien theories true. Everyone else was just put off their pizza.

A lovely little White peacock butterfly stopped by for a snack. 🦋

OH THIS THREAD 😭🫶

“Smoke rises from the mountain of Doom,” I murmur to my steaming coffee.

“What are YOU lookin’ at?” 🪶

Look, all I'm saying is now is the time for Dr Woof

Fascists in Belfast set fire to buildings with people inside them. People of colour left work early to stay indoors. This is being actively encouraged by the world’s richest man whose openly pro-white nationalist platform X is still used by the UK government www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

The moment I found out my large son is a maniac who can absolutely match my freak.

Every single one I see gets a point and laugh.

I love it when my mom just casually drops stories like, “Yeah, your grandma used to hang out with Frank Sinatra” and “She used to take your aunt swimming at Liberace’s.” Then she’ll see my face and be like, “Oh, I never told you this?”

“let the pizza rest for five min-“ the pizza can rest when it’s dead

Folks, if you see a free-range penis grazing by itself in the wild, DO NOT TOUCH IT OR TRY TO FEED IT TREATS. They may seem cute but some are rabid or carry infectious diseases! Remember: be clever, penis never! Bears are okay though.

Portrait study from a short while back, painted in #Krita

This story is shocking and disgusting. It broke my heart several times. Raw milk—and any product made with it—is unsafe for human consumption. Full stop. It doesn’t treat or cure a thing.

Watch out for turtles — it’s that time of year. Found this snapping turtle laying eggs at the roadside near the Cornell Lab of Ornithology and watched from my car. Drew her later with GraphGear 1000 pencils, Blu-Tack, and blenders. She knew that spot long before the road was there. #sciart

Birds I can tell by sound: Osprey Cardinal Mockingbird Mourning dove Barred owl Sandhill crane Black-bellied Whistling duck Boat-tailed grackle Fish Crow Red-shouldered hawk Bald eagle Belted kingfisher Red-winged blackbird Bobwhite Gray catbird Red-bellied woodpecker White ibis The list grows! 🪶

The United States is so embarrassing my god. Wouldn’t let the Iranian team stay here for the World Cup so they’re in Mexico wearing pins to honor the kids we slaughtered.

“For me?”

Oh. My heart. 😭🌈🙏

If you felt it, tell the USGS. Science. earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

Sure didn’t have “feel an earthquake that struck off Cuba” on my Florida bingo card today, but here we are.

Mila celebrates Pride by being an actual pillow princess. #DogsOfBluesky 🌈

The pedestrianization of Broadway through the heart of Manhattan just expanded, and it's glorious:

MAKE THE MUMMY BREAD DRINK THE BOG BEER FUCK IT, MAKE CORPSE YOGURT AND DOOM PICKLES AND MONSTROUS MARMITE NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

Please buy more art. Commission artists. Support your local indies. Artists do deserve to be paid for their work. Poetry matters enough for poets to be paid properly.

Heartwarming interaction time. A mom and little girl were fundraising for the girls to go to a cheerleading conference. I didn’t have cash, but I got to teach the mom how to use her CashApp. Now she can have others donate that way, too. And the little girl said she loved my Pride hat. 🥹

No thoughts, just grass. #DogsOfBluesky

We planted these last year and uh … pretty much forgot them. And somehow they have returned—despite the drought and any care. Plants, man.

Heartwarming interaction time. A mom and little girl were fundraising for the girls to go to a cheerleading conference. I didn’t have cash, but I got to teach the mom how to use her CashApp. Now she can have others donate that way, too. And the little girl said she loved my Pride hat. 🥹

Continuing in my It’s Not Good but it’s Entertaining watches: Over the Top. 💪

These ads on Insta like, “Do these 25 exercises and you’ll lose your Fupa” and baby, who said I wanted to lose it?

I just know that a short trans king would fix me.

Yoooooooo.

Time for an entry from my favorite genre: It’s Not Good but it’s Entertaining: Popeye, a childhood favorite so beloved we wore the VHS out.

RIP to my all time favorite TV dad, and blessed be Anthony Stewart Head.

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

Great blue heron turned its back for an awkward #PhotoFailFriday 🪶

He was versatile, he was funny, and he was kind. For many of us, he’s forever our Giles. May his memory be a blessing.