Mom saw this in the lot. I lied and told her it’s a tool to keep car antennas warm during frost. Why in The Villages did someone do this? 😂

No joy like homemade quiche.

Renegades is my favorite Pern novel—perfect for a read in a bubble bath. Fellow Pern lovers, which book is yours? #booksky

Mom saw this in the lot. I lied and told her it’s a tool to keep car antennas warm during frost. Why in The Villages did someone do this? 😂

Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥

Update: all four balls were chewed into unraveling, the little reindeer was straight up murdered, and Santa went MIA. Merry Christmas!

She took that reindeer PERSONALLY. 😳

Put the lightbulb in GLASS FIRST, I—

Mila wishes you all a calm, peaceful day full of love and chewy, chewy rope toys.

Mila’s first Christmas with us. #DogSky

Oh. That’s me having a happy cry.

Merry Christmas to all! ☕️🎄

Oh, yeah. It’s Muppet time. :) Merry Christmas!

Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Hans Gruber. He survived, okay? He lived. I have to believe it—and so do you. Leave him the fucking milk and cookies.

Revel in your queerness, beloved. It’s part of your magic ✨

Update: they were delighted! “We love candy!” I hope the card brings more joy later. ❤️

The clips of Tate and Paul getting their shit rocked just keep on making me smile.

Dough it begins.

Shhh, no one tell the Dunkin crew, but they’re getting extra love from me and Mila tomorrow.

Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.

A most cozy Morning Mila.

I just added $10. $60 more will help them get blankets and clothes to stay warm. Please give if you can, and help spread the word. 🤲

I’m gonna find Ilona Maher under my tree? 😏

Time for my final holiday movie: Krampus.

Dropped one of Mila’s blankets over her. She promptly lost the ability to dog.

I’m gonna find Ilona Maher under my tree? 😏

Happy light, everyone ❤️‍🔥

It’s so good and fun and you should all watch it.

The wheel turns; the summer ends. The light departs, the cold descends, And we are left to hold the light Against the cold and longest night. The wind that howls around the door, The tracks of snow upon the floor. Reach for your loves and hold them tight Against the cold and longest night.

Dropped one of Mila’s blankets over her. She promptly lost the ability to dog.

Happy Solstice ❄️

Happy Shortest Day of the Year to those who hibernate!

On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.

A blessed winter solstice to you all!! This season of cold rest will continue, but as the light returns, may we all prepare ourselves for quiet growth and gentle steps out from under the snow.

Bought a bag of Snickers and I’ve been passing them out all over the terminal. Like the candy fairy I am. 😂 Lots of smiles!

Him AND Jake Paul got beat down? Lmaaao

Man in this terminal just shook so much grated Parmesan on his slice of *cheese pizza* that I heard @solomonmissouri.bsky.social cheering from three states over. 😂

The woman whose funeral I traveled for loved to dance. I found this in her kitchen after the service. Had the bartender make me a mocktail—and danced away in her honor. 💃

I was so upset in the airport bookstore that I spilled coffee over my hand, crying, “Needs more gay books!”

Lmaoooooo

Y’all, I just drive through a combination of fog, smog, and wildfire smoke. Even for here, that’s fucking weird.

Buy your loved ones books. For Hanukkah. For Christmas. For Festivus. Just buy them books, okay? But not, like, THAT book. Ew. No, get them something spicy. Something queer. Yeah. That one.

What's up bluesky I've got a trans Regency romance with jokes and gags and a carriage chase if that's your gift recipient's thing. Plus Heated Glances oooo!

Important Pupdate: Mila has now maneuvered Mom into my chair. She has violently demanded the pets. The pets have been given.

Extraordinary art and story. Read ‘til the end.

The TV in this suite is angled perfectly from the tub. I’m bingeing Bob’s Burgers Christmas episodes from a bubble bath. Best. Hotel. Ever.

Breaking news: after 8 months, Mila *finally* let my mom touch and pet her! Mom took her on a car ride in my absence: Mila’s very favorite thing. Mila decided that Mom could pat her like I do during car rides. Scritch scritch. I continue to be proud of my silly rescue girl. ❤️

Breaking news: after 8 months, Mila *finally* let my mom touch and pet her! Mom took her on a car ride in my absence: Mila’s very favorite thing. Mila decided that Mom could pat her like I do during car rides. Scritch scritch. I continue to be proud of my silly rescue girl. ❤️

So much of my hometown has changed. Mixed bag of changes at that: • Train service was created. • Bike lanes, trails, and pocket parks made. • Lots of small coffee shops opened. • Orange groves and open land destroyed for shopping plazas with big box stores. • Schools all behind big fences & locks.