Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'

If a budget deal goes through without restoring Medicaid & ACA subsidies, they will never be restored. That's a death sentence for millions of Americans but also to the entire republic and economy: Health care is a for-profit business generating TREMENDOUS economic activity & will grind to a halt.

If you absolutely have to travel along the snowbelt tomorrow, avoid I-90 and take the slower routes that hug the lakes, like Rte 20 or 5. Hitting a sudden whiteout at 60mph+ with semis making up a lot of the traffic never ends well. Also, usually less snow closer you are to shoreline. #LakeEffect

Got this targeted ad and immediately thought of the yarn drama people I’ve heard whispers about (faked deaths lol). Also, I don’t do anything with yarn. 😂

… would.

As the proud owner of a Squid Fact advent calendar: you want one of these! Learn cool eel facts while supporting scientists!

Having a Jack Chi (a Jack Russell terrier and Chihuahua mix) is an adventure. You never know which breed is gonna pop out. Constantly curious - Jack Russell Very clingy/one person - Chihuahua Loves to dig and hunt - Jack Russell Nippy - Chihuahua I love every little side of her.

Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.

TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.

Mila before: Oh god! The human is six inches away from me! Too close, too close!! Mila now: Must touch human at all times.

I follow a toupee account on Instagram because it makes me so happy to see people get gender affirming care.

Still emotional about this. My sweet girl.

Y’all seen Lee Pace? Wearing That Shiiiiiiit

Look what the Stitcher made! #WynonnaEarp

After she finished her cup, Mila stood on the console and stared at me. I stared back. “What, do you want a kiss?” I laughed. I leaned in - which usually causes her to lean back. Reader … SHE KISSED ME! Mila’s first doggo kiss!!! My baby is getting braver. 🥹🥰

Mila has been so hesitant about touch. Today - after almost seven months - she joined me on the couch. Settled against my leg. And laid down. She came to me and cuddled. Her very first cuddles. I am VERKLEMPT. 😭🥹

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I just came across a Supermarket Sweep episode with two gay Black men and I am LIVING. Y’all boys need to WIN!

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

The server gave me a suggestive eyebrow and a wink at lunch and y’all … my face went pink as a flamingo. I did not know I could still blush like that. But this young man had me PINK.

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billionaires performatively moving out of nyc for a month:

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It was a great day for America, but more importantly, it was a great day for posting.

Dunkin: So we’ve got this new Wicked— Me: *hops on broom*

Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has won a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat. With 92% of the vote in as of 9 p.m. Tuesday, DuPree led Republican Anna Rush in the special election for Mississippi Senate District 45 by a 71%-29%.

Theresa Gillespie Isom, a North Mississippi Democrat, has won a special election for Mississippi Senate District 2, flipping a Republican-held seat. Her victory means Democrats could be on the verge of breaking the Republican Party’s supermajority in the upper legislative chamber. buff.ly/oW1ugOe

This was so needed for the region’s healing. Seeing the leaning house still after all these years was wrenching. Heal on, Matlacha. We love you. www.fox4now.com/pine-island-...

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.

“Join Charlamagne tha God and Ben Shapiro for—” lol I’d rather the fuck not

Rooting for Mamdani just so Debra Messing melts all the way down into the sewer.

Onions and mustard and Dicks, oh my!

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

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“Grocery stores throw out far more food than is shoplifted. Why don't shoplifters just take the food from the dumpster then. Because they have cameras on the dumpsters and security will be sent out when they see them on the monitors.” ~ mastodon.social/@AlSweigart/... Grapes of Wrath 1939:

Tonight, in Chicago, North Side rapid responders and community members held a vigil. At least ten people were abducted by ICE in Rogers Park alone today. We uplifted the message RESIST ICE in lights. We spoke out, sang together, grieved, and reaffirmed our commitment to defending our neighbors.

There it is.

My dog likes to watch IG videos of birds talking, dancing, and doing vocalizations. No other animals. Just birds. All right.

A man fully and completely hit on me on this last cruise and I didn’t realize it because I simply did not care: The Morgan Jarrett Story.

Sneakily Teen Vogue has had some of the sharpest political writing of the past 5 years

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The core of modern libertarian ideology is that everyone should be free to be sociopathic, not free to be kind.

Today on #DíaDeLosMuertos, we're outside the Adelanto ICE Processing Center honoring the lives lost in immigration detention.

it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age

Wake up, babe. Culver’s gave me a new name.

Just picked up Mila from boarding at the farm. At first she was like, “Wait … is it really YOU? You came BACK?” Then she bounded into the car and proceeded to lick my arm from elbow to fingers. Yes, baby. It’s me. I won’t abandon you like the others.

The Dunkin’ in Clewiston. It has a swing. A donut swing. Wondrous.

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits