Mr. Cohen has other songs too, y'know. Yet we keep coming back to the one. Can we meme some of the other ones for a while?

Support Canadian talent, especially if you're a Vancouverite.

It's Todd Time again, and this is a good one.

Bring the franchise home again. It's only right.

Picard management tip: Ignore rules that make no sense.

I thought this was common knowledge. But what do I know?

how to stop being angry all the time

This thing you call "outlining" that writers do...I am currently juggling it between four projects that I wish to attempt all at the same time. Am I crazy? #SecretProjects #WritingProcess

No pot is safe.

my immediate desire was for Link to pull out his sword and start choppin' that grass

is ejecting the core littering

I am convinced Disney must be in some kind of money laundering scheme at this point with their live-action films. There is no reason for this many of them to exist. Especially Moana, which isn't even a decade old yet.

The Hockey Instrumentality Project has begun.

is blade runner a true story

"Yeah anime's cool, but have you heard about JESUS?"

Libraries purchase books. When you see a book at the library, it isn’t “free” the library bought it. which in turn means that the community bought it. In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.

Klingon High Council, I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails. Worf

Empathy is a skill you can learn. These scrubs have a skill issue.

Picard management tip: Do your best to learn about and comprehend the experiences of people who look very different from you.

The only way it can.

Now make them lose every copyright case worldwide and watch the A*I bubble burst.

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

Can the AI bubble burst now so we can just skip this, please?

hide thoughts from betazoids

The original elf waifu.

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

Not sure how it'll top that video, but it had better be nothing short of a spectacle to make the Americans finally rise up and kick him out. Or he forgot his login password.

And another reason not to go back to Disney+.

Can the USA's present to the world this holiday season be the exposure of the Epstein files and arrest of the Orange Idiot and the beginning of the end of his regime? I imagine the whole world would love it.

Impeach Dirty Donald.

ultimate = last in a series penultimate = second-to-last in a series antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series

Nice to see #NiGHTS be able to actually race this time around. Then again, it's nice to see NiGHTS in general after all these years. Still waiting on a third game, Sega. #SonicRacingCrossWorlds #NiGHTSIntoDreams

Is it a mistranslation though?

Picard coping tip: There is no strict timetable for dealing with loss. Everyone must find their way through grief in their own time.

Pokemon figured out interracial relationships without judgement or prejudice. Why can't people?

I have more keychains than keys and I'm not sure what that says about me as a person.

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart xkcd.com/3165/

Imagine engineering a mecha, a brutal war machine, specifically to go fishing because that damned fish keeps wriggling off your hook and you will bring the thunder of a thousand suns before you let it get away with taunting you.

[Exit Clown.]

zoologist: "Eyes to the side, meant to hide. Eyes in front, meant to hunt." biblically accurate angel: "Hm. I see."

I will personally edit the trailers myself for any film/TV projects I end up producing. I do not trust the marketing department.

NEW! Fighting Lain ACTION FIGURE~ 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝘼𝙇𝙇 (Sense of self not included)

Emperor Palpatine xkcd.com/3157/

what did anonymous do on the 5th of november

They said there were no cats in America. It was the ultimate mousetrap, try and change my mind.