OOOH YANNI

One of these guys died on The Pitt last night, I'm sure of it.

See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth. If you want to run and play, come along the beam today.

perhaps my most romantic comic

Maybe stop driving over them, that's not cool

He does this every Friday the 13th.

New photo of baby every day 🥰 Day #9

Unmistakable Cardle 2/5 Streak 33🔥 Total Score 1594 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Vet visit wasn't good, fluid is back around the heart and lungs. From maybe his thoracic lymph node, possibly due to the mass on the heart. We're gonna keep him happy, medicated, and well fed for as long as he wants us to. Until then he can steal all my noodles, as he is doing so here:

OPTISPARK NORMA

Poor Ralph

WE HAVE A WINNER

I'm going to start selling catalytic converter removal kits, for only $999.99

TPUSA halftime performer Lee Brice took a heroic stand against country music's trans cartel

Gonna give y'all a hint: musician villain

We have a customer here today with the first name of a Muppet character, and the last name of a Star Trek species.

GOLDEN NORMA

R.I.P. snow (its gonna be in the 40's for the next few days)

Ooh, should I make a horrible decision? Friend of mine is looking to offload this:

Boring a** Transportation

New photo of baby every day 🥰 Day #8

TRYING TO HOLD IN MY EXCITEMENT AND ITS NOT WORKING screenrant.com/mike-flanaga...

This morning's sky #NoFilter

It could only be one of like, three things. So of course I guessed the other two first 😂 Cardle 3/5 Streak 32🔥 Total Score 1582 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

I saw Star Trek Generations in my local theater on the night it was released, before they cut the longer LaForge torture scene.

Control the things you can control, maggot. Let everything else take a flying fuck at you and if you must go down, go down with your guns blazing.

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

OH NO I NEED THAT CORONET AND WILLYS

"There's no computer!"

I was told EV trucks can't tow.

A tragedy has occurred during my latest installation of new 1/64 die cast Mopar vehicles into my display at work. I will say, Matchbox cards? Highly inferior to Hot Wheels. Not only do the blisters seem to open easier when dropped, the cards themselves curl at the top from being displayed upright.

The party of Family Values

Mister, we deal in lead.

QUEEN SHIT

NOT THE DAWSON

Oh, it must be a new battery for my little RC Jeep JL....

these new cell phones are getting way too big

Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show, with days to fix it, and that shit was still out of sync.

Leaving a voicemail is a lost art

New photo of baby every day 🥰 Day #7

The Kid Rock Rob Ritchie Pre-Taped Lip Lynced Half Time Show Update everyone has been waiting for: www.youtube.com/live/_Q-_CfY...

I keep seeing people talking about El Paso out of context, so this song has been in my head all morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWm5...

Monkey see, monkey do

The non-boomer mind can not comprehend Cardle 1/5 Streak 31🔥 Total Score 1573 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Watching vintage snowmobile meet videos on YouTube and trying to find an old SS440 like the one I used to have

Say what you want about the data center they're building nearby, at least the workers are abusing the crap out of their rental trucks and bringing them to us when they break something. Which has been fairly often. Apparently someone didn't see that boulder in the former farmer's field...

'Tis got the proper steering wheel with the horn buttons on each spoke like my da's