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Getting Sony to rerelease Morbius cos of it being Morbin time is the internet's greatest achievement.

fave accomplishment that i did this year was this Roman Sands trailer that we had to knock out in a single weekend. i did the bulk of the editing & footage grabbing as well a tiny bit of the motion graphics

hello :D going to start posting here too, say hello!

Very close to releasing my first solo game made in Twine, but wanted to do a special shoutout to @gcbaccaris.itch.io whose Twine Grimoires taught me SO MUCH as wee little twinebaby. HIGHLY RECOMMEND. gcbaccaris.itch.io #gamedev

Briefly had a contract position where I got to write for a Murder Mystery Game Went back to the US for the first time after leaving in total isolation after graduating during COVID (got a nice goodbye) Made a Comedy Twine for kids Learned Comedy to help write my upcoming Dubai Twine Lastly...

*sees the first three words that show up for me* >_>

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

It's such a weird coincidence how every one of these takes always amounts to "you can use AI responsibly by using it to replace expertise I don't possess or labor I don't do :)"

Heading into 2026, I'm still looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

If you’ve read my book you’ll know it took Blendo a good ten years to culminate in Skin Deep & I think about having ten years of investment for it to marinate and prototype into existence, even something the press describes as ‘small’ or ‘indie’ and not ‘AAA’ www.eurogamer.net/games-of-202...

we have never before in human history designed a machine to allow someone to kick himself in the nuts. I’m crying

I couldn't find a list of game directors so I created one. My general rubric is simple: these are the people who are directly responsible for the creative direction of the games they work on. go.bsky.app/6TAQbHE

Mods are asleep, post blobby Qing dynasty cats

The Safi cutscene from Destiny 2, which is pictured below, is among my top 10 story beats in the game. (Some of Hazel's other work with Eris and Drifter is in my top five) Anyways, Hire Hazel!

Thinking about what movie I saw this year that wasn't from 2025 but ended up liking a lot and I think it's gonna be Asteroid City for me.

whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"

dishonored death of the outsider is an absurd narrative slam dunk of an impossible concept, probably should hire anyone who was anywhere near that

I create from the horizontal line in its entirety.

Ah, my old enemy: Insomnia

Latest VODs are up! ✨Holiday stream!✨I painted Swag Nancy, beat Double Dragon EGA DOS (again), finished Heart of China, and did some giveaways! Happy Holidays! ❄️☃️ youtu.be/AzeA4-u-iZk

y'all i just had some unexpected vet bills for the kitten, and if you feel in the Christmas spirit I would really appreciate it if you could check out my comics or my patreon. ko-fi.com/A200K80/shop

I’m so excited to announce “Dark Dreams on Diverging Roads”! In this game you’ll play as a famous author on a book tour. Drive to unique locations, meet interesting characters, drink lots of coffee, and LOOK BEHIND YOU. Wishlist now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4228950/...

I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife

a lil' 2025 personal art roundup! i actually had a decent around of stuff to pick thru this year - being out of the animation game for a bit has been the pits, but at least i'm drawing for fun again and letting the brainworms run loose (also I DID draw a whole new Frankie volume, i keep forgetting)

Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”

Kirby #2

Hello and welcome new followers!! If you aren’t aware, Bluesky has a feature called “starter packs” that help jumpstart your account by following some of the best posters on a particular topic, curated by the creator of the pack! Here is one I created in the past, with a lot of great people in it!

But that one white guy couldn’t get a job in Hollywood because woke!!!!

Indian Witch Anime??? Sign me tf up!!!

What is that possum doing with the head of the Cookie Monster?!

I can't stop watching this lmao

Briefly had a contract position where I got to write for a Murder Mystery Game Went back to the US for the first time after leaving in total isolation after graduating during COVID (got a nice goodbye) Made a Comedy Twine for kids Learned Comedy to help write my upcoming Dubai Twine Lastly...

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

the first time in history this shit has happened. first time and it's on camera. what a privilege

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

Colorgrave, the indie studio that made this, seems to be living the dream: they're a tiny team (~5-7 folks?) putting out small GB/SNES scope games on average of about 1 a year At this point in my career that sounds like heaven, lol. I really hope they're finding a path to sustainability

i worry we are at a dangerous impasse where 'slop' might start meaning 'anything i don't like'

Personal stuff aside, so much of this year has been miserable for a lot of folks because a few dipshits wanted it that way.

This bear is me. I am him!

sleepytime bear resting next to a radio this was plainly an active choice by the artist to include but few people really stop to ponder about what music the sleepytime bear is listening to I'm here to reveal to you the secret not many people know it's linkin park's debut studio album hybrid theory

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:

This video has brought me such joy. I can’t stop singing the song lol. It feels like a forehead kiss 🥹

I am gonna stop in four days when the fundraiser ends, so we can all be free of my "spam era" alas I haven't even hit half of my target, which means it will be really hard for me to get a visa here right now, so I would appreciate a final boost from everyone the next few days

I forgot to let you know that The Hayseed Knight is 30% because it's cold I uhh huhhh I can't think of any good seasonal pitch right now but it has warm himbo titty, angry goddess hips and muscular trans mommy to warm you up store.steampowered.com/app/1332990/...