used to be i'd get paid a shit ton of money to climb ladders this much and turn power bars off and on again.

These are very funny and @jukeboxprint.bsky.social are freaking legends.

this guys got a pretty cute vtuber.... www.twitch.tv/trashyfyres

Dropped two new Dragon Age illuminated manuscripts from the Chant of Light this week! The Canticle of Trials and the Canticle of Exaltations: youtu.be/agLBmrP-4vo || #lorekeeperredd #dragonage

Lorekeeper Redd's new Chant of Light illustrated manuscript is up. The Canticle of Exaltations: youtu.be/JjP-CydF11U #lorekeeperredd #dragonage

only 11 days left to order your copy of drinking quest skyyrruumm and get the titty-mimic keychain. im not supposed to call it a tittymimic but i cannot be stopped. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dri...

OH HEY. WANNA SEE THE @dndpodcast.bsky.social (minus all those pesky Michaels) play a special version of the newest Drinking Quest? Tonight? At 8pm est. On twitch.tv/geeklyinc ? With special guest and also i'm there? Well good news!

internet got better so lets do a lil drawin on tweeeetch. twitch.tv/killurmonkey #twitch #art #pngtuber

my car insurance company would love it if you got a commission or bought some stickers or something... ko-fi.com/killurmonkey

OH I BET YOU THOUGHT I GAVE UP! nope. day 21. ANOTHER ANIMAL. AD&D WAS JUST ANIMAL SLAUGHTER APPARENTLY! A buffalo (water variety) drawing every entry from the ad&d #monstermanual till im asked to draw for a ttrpg.

dang. yall give @jukeboxprint.bsky.social print your business for your printing needs... With the rediculous discount they just gave me they deserve it.

I mean this as hard as I can: cancel your fucking nitro. it is LITERALLY the only thing that they fucking listen to.

Fuck it. I'm just gunna make a website with a message board. And the 5-7 people I regularly interact with with can meme there if they want.

they're just lil guys. thanks for providing the murder stats for these tiny friendly vegetarians Gary. A BROWNIE. on day 20 of drawing the #monstermanual in order until someone invites me to draw for a #TTRPG . #dnd

okay youre just trying to trick me gary... you cant just say it looks like a mole, and acts like a mole except it eats your psionic powers.... drawing dnd monsters from the ad&d #monstermanual eveeeeeery day till someone invites collaboration on a #ttrpg of some kind. #art #brainmole

They say @bigsimple.bsky.social unearthed a tome that contains the recipes of all grandmothers long passed.

They say @thriftycrafts.bsky.social learned an ancient forgotten ritual that summons all lost socks.

They say @drbuttlasers.bsky.social unlocked the true reason the chicken crossed the road, but keeps it secret to safeguard humanity.

Come hang out

BOAR-ing. day 18. its a pig. from the monster manual. i dont think ive ever faught an animal in dnd.. except like.. wolves controlled by vampires... anyway.. drawing every ad&d monster manual entry in order because no ones paying me not to yet...

But but but the Kermit voice doesn't sound right. Hey.. no shit. Jim Hensons preeeetttyy dead. "I can do a better Kermit voice" naw dude your Kermit impression also fucking sucks. It doesn't matter. Shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my puppets.

im worried this will not come off as a teleport and more some weird cut in half thing.. but im sleepy so here we are... day 17 of doing a drawing from the #monstermanual till i get to work on something cool or get bored and forget. #dnd #blinkdog

i jus't cant care about wrestling unless one of them is a human sized can of soup fighting a giant sandwich man...

Streaming down in the ol beezos mines.... drawin some stuff up.. darn tootin.. *does a lil dance* twitch.tv/killurmonkey

Here's an art, as a treat ✨ #art

hey... I dunno if anyone told you but theres a game on kickstarter right now that has a MOHITOAD in it... and I assume when a few get together they do a real chill version of the budweiser thing. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dri... #crowdfunding #art #toad #drinkinggame

goooooooooooooop. a black pudding. day 16 of drawing advanced dungeons and dragons monster manual monsters in order until i get invited to contribute to a ttrpg of some kind. #art #monstermanual #dnd #puddingpuddinggigapudding

Pretty sick dungeon wall.

okay Gary, now we're talking.. it ya boy, the floating eye tyrant, the sphere of big looks, the ding dang #Beholder. YES it's DAY 15 of drawing guys in order from the ad&d #monstermanual until im invited to draw a #TTRPG #adnd

we had some updates to the twitch subscriber monsters... @duckanxious.bsky.social is a little haunted house and @deusmarionette.bsky.social is a little vaaaammppiiirreee

Streaming some commission work. come hang out. twitch.tv/killurmonkey

i spent 1000 hours... uh... kinda just sighing exasperatedly as Iconsidered the concept of an ooze with bedroom eyes, for this quest.

a beetle, but big! we're almost into the cool letters.. once we hit D oh baby.. monster city.. monster o clock.. but yeah... a beetle. day14 of drawing every monster in the ad&d monster manual until im im asked to draw up a ttrpg. #adnd #ttrpg #art #beetle

I went out into public for just shy of 17 minutes in preparation for drawing this quest.

OBS has decided once again to be functional so come hang out for a chill art time... twitch.tv/killurmonkey

I drank 1000 different things with reckless abandon in preperation for this quest, and no other reason.

maybe my obs will just work today.

Me when I read about the global cabal of billionaire pedophiles pulling the strings behind the scenes:

Dear mr gygax i really want to draw some monsters at some point. not that it isnt fun to draw friendly canadian coded critters.. but cmon.. whatever dude. DRAWING "MONSTERS" FROM THE AD&D #MONSTERMANUAL IN ORDER EVERY DAY UNTIL I GET INVITED TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR A #TTRPG #DND #SKETCHS #ART

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I played over 1000 hours of skyrim and made sure to buy it for various consoles in preparation for this quest. And absolutely no other reason.

who is driving car? BEAR IS DRIVING CAR HOW CAN THAT BE! its a bear. again... not a monster.. hey gary.. GARY.. this is just an animal my dude.. blah blah day 12, ad&d monster manual every every day in order till someone asks me to work on a ttrpg... #art #adnd #bear #monstermanual

Some say it was born from the unholy coupling of an albatross and a pony keg.

stop storing all that proof in pudding.. it makes it goopy.. and sticky...

i like this idea because its dumb.

dya ever make treats for your dog for her birthday but they actually look pretty tasty so you just make them again but without the weird mystery freezer meat.

hey this kickstarters still goin on... you should like.. back it.. and then comment and be like woah i hear the main artist is both handsome and tall but mysterious and aloof... www.kickstarter.com/projects/dri...

great. i hate this. boy do i hate this.

i guess they were too cowardly to make it part chimken yet... or theyre like.. well we have the cockatrice coming up so lets just make this one big lizard.. anywho.. day 11. drawing ad&d monsters. in order. until someone gets me on board. #basilisk #art #adnd #ttrpg #monstermanual

“Post without fear of cancellation” And it’s just this shit