Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Clearly the most important thing about Jimmy Kimmel’s return is that Trump is going to lose his fucking mind.

I'm always saying babies need less liquid and smaller numbers. Many people are saying it, but mostly me.

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Imagine how good the music would be after the Rapture? Seven years of bangers.

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Look I know it's old and a tired meme at this point but I think this is the best and most relevant line to come out of R&M (which I haven't watched in years, so maybe they've surpassed it, I don't know, I just think about this one all the time)

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Watching for the first time since it came out and I can verify that THE SIMPSONS MOVIE is very bad.

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I did it. I've organized every LAKE GARY story into a navigable story guide and dropdown menu. 772 comics distributed across 94 stories (so far). lakegary.com/chapters My fingers hurt.

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lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

TFW you're organizing the chapters of your webcomic in Wordpress and you suddenly feel... unlimited power...

I want to personally thank Tim Apple for coming out with a new update where everything is objectively harder to read on the week I realized I need reading glasses.

That’s why me and my skeleton got two shots, babyyyyyy. BAM BAM 💥 My skeleton will outlive your skeleton.

My local CVS has a Halloween skeleton sitting at the entrance with a name tag that says SIR VAXX A LOT and I feel like this sends a mixed message???

Going thru old comics for the new website and… 7 years of change hit me right in the face

He also fucking hates Trump and stood up for a trans coworker against his bigoted warehouse coworkers like 20 years ago. He’s my hero.

My dad doesn’t drive, but Joe Satriani, Sarah McLaughlin, Black Sabbath, Natalie Merchant, Frank Zappa and Tori Amos were (and still are) in heavy rotation in the tape deck next to his recliner.

So.... they won't recommend them, but they won't stop you from getting them? Wow, what a colossal fucking waste of time, energy and resources this was. You've made everything worse, then scaled it back to only moderately worse. Thanks for nothing, you leather-faced creep.

Great news! Now elder abuse doesn’t have to end when your victim dies!

To clarify, I mean how long until we find out they’re definitely doing it and the Supreme Court says they can keep doing it forever.

I wonder when they’re going to start turning on peoples phones and listening in, turning on the camera, tracking them. We’re all carrying connected video and audio devices with us at all times, after all! Three months?

God, I still can't believe we have to do Nazis again. What a waste of time.

I don't draw a lot of guns in my comics, but when I do, I refuse to learn to draw them correctly.

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They're the same picture.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

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Check out the new LAKE GARY comic on the new LAKE GARY website! lakegary.com/comic/771-dr... I'm working on building a story guide, which is something I've wanted to do for years, and it also has a STORYLINE DROPDOWN?! Hello 2002, my old friend.

The guys I hired to build us some new stairs are here and they smell like weed. Old stairs for scale.

"Ok, I know we have to kill baby Hitler, but we also need to make sure we have enough fuel to stop in 1993 and destroy all the AOL free trial disks. Just TRUST ME Marty... the future DEPENDS on it!"

has anybody heard from jimmy fallon? surely he's spoken up for his fellow jimmy! [tumbleweed rolls past] ah

wait wasn't this supposed to be about that other guy

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I ended up doing this: I just backdated all the comics that came before it by a day. Luckily there were only 36 of them, if this happens again in the hundreds somewhere I'll be a very sad panda.

This will go one of two ways: either the multi-billion dollar company will relent or Dean Cain, Kevin Sorbo and Kid Rock are about to get a lot more work.

There's a lot to hate about post-classic age Simpsons, but overcompensating musclehead teenage Milhouse is a bright spot.

Do conservatives think "getting fired for being openly racist" is the same as "getting fired for not liking the president enough?" No, they don't, really. But yes! They do! Really!

The new LAKE GARY site seems to be up and running! Give it a test drive and leave a like or a comment on my webzone if you want a pizza roll @ lakegary.com

In the early 2000s, Comedy Central used to run a certain MAN SHOW promo so much that I can’t see Jimmy Kimmel without thinking of it to this day. It was the one skit about the “flesh-colored wedding ring.” I can see it in my minds eye right now. God I hated that show. ANYWAY Kimmel good now bye

The bullet has been bit and I’ve started tinkering with Wordpress.

Me: [watching online media platforms get sanitized, gutted and steamrolled by a tyrannical government]

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

At the optometrist and genuinely nervous that he will think I’m faking.

I read that certain states are defying CDC guidelines and guaranteeing their citizens access to eyeglasses, but few are offering protection from the roving hordes of frothing mad Spectacle Burglars™ roaming local pharmacies and drugstores.

🚨BREAKING 🚨 RFK Jr to outlaw eyeglasses, dentists and those little strips you put over your nose to stop snoring.

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