In the back of my mind I knew this would happen but now the reality of TWO new @jennlyons.bsky.social books in like 3 months is here and I. am. Psyched.

first of all, Martinelli's actually rules so jot that down. second of all, the fancy soda business has never been busier. third of all, a big punchbowl or crockpot of something people can add booze to if they want to or leave it out if they don't requires zero bartending effort

@edsbs.bsky.social i’m so sorry

.... Did @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social write Chad Powers?

If I had a nickel for every time I lived in a country next to one with an insane narcissist authoritarian leader I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but weird it happened twice.

Okay Christian nationalists and tech monarchists, if Western civilization is declining explain this. Check mate.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Today during D&D @bradbrockway.bsky.social was looking up a thing and found an ANGELFIRE website, it was wild.

I'm at a Halloween party where almost everybody is 30 and I'm telling ghost stories about how they should all be getting onboard with fibre.

He just went to bed singing: "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my mask is complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the guy, the guy who breathes lots of air?" SUSPICIOUS

A certain podcast was quoted on the back. 👀

That's only like 3 Brian Kellys

Does this include my own husband? Yes. Does he have a beautiful voice and spends a lot of time in the shower? Also yes. IT ADDS UP

Incredible book, I've never cheered harder for a serial killer!

I'm going to start my own conspiracy theory about people who use CPAP machines: Mermaids, all of them. The machine is filled with water so they can breathe water all night to restore them. THINK ABOUT IT

Danielle Smith is a coward. She refused to negotiate in good faith with teachers, refused to end this strike by offering a fair deal, and, worst of all, she violated Albertans’ Charter rights without even showing up for debate.

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

A classic never goes out of style

@aguinnessplease.bsky.social I thought this was you

We made stock for the first time since getting Riker. He is so betrayed by all the bones we handled and he didn't get a single one.

Me at 26: Yeah it's a 27 hour bus ride but I get there in the morning so I can get a whole day of sightseeing in. Me at 36: I hurt myself opening a jar of salsa.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Look both of these things are perfect, wonderful and special by themselves and that makes then even better in comparison with each other... ...Crowd Control is @dropout.tv's version of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social's disaster episodes.

The scenes of empty cities in 28 Days Later really hit different after living through the peak pandemic

Shout out to wire fraud for being responsible for some of the best podcasts over the last few years.

Honestly possibly the best part of this is how they have every single act walking down the same lane in Insadong @antonhur.com I know you know what I'm on about

Our Lord and Savior PSY sent KPopped to me in my hour of need (Brad being away for work)

I hope this writer is paid enough to cover the back brace needed for support with all the fascist dick they’re sucking.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

The dogs have differing opinions on blankets.

Found the moon’s alt

They actually quoted the podcast on the paperback release! Never felt so cool

Political violence is evil, killing people is evil, a country with more guns in it than people is broken, and what the government is saying about political violence right now being a primarily leftwing phenomenon is factually, statistically untrue. They are using this moment to rewrite history.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

Trump is posthumously awarding Charlie Kirk the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Vance flew his casket on Air Force 2. A memorial is happening at The Kennedy Center. State Dept and Pentagon are taking steps to prevent criticism of Kirk. This is NOT normal treatment for an extremist. It’s a message.

Every picture of Kash Patel I see, he looks like a man realizing a bear trap is slowly closing on his ankles.

I would like to report (another) murder.

@pat-rankin.bsky.social Bud are you still on Bluesky I have Important Apple Updates www.seriouseats.com/how-honeycri...

I talk about - 2 @anthonyryan.bsky.social books I'm currently reading - The Return of Joe Musashi in Shinobi: Art of Vengeance - Bandido vs. Hechicero at Death Before Dishonor If you're wondering how I came up with the title.

Check out the new SpecPoVerse! I have a poem in it, so do a lot of cool writers! specpoverse.org/vol-1%2C-iss...

Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...

Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ALL-TIME BANGER THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD m.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-A...