we need a new version of this map

they said you look like an owl

You are physically connected to this world and have the power to shape it. Make a little guy out of clay

30-50 feral frogs

The typographical hierarchy suggests A Young, Unhandled Horse wrote this book

Who up Gentling their Spooky Horse

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

update the spider remains at large and I daresay in charge

here's the thing

a dog wrote this. Every dog wrote this

ok I'll be the one to say it: sleepytime tea is a tisane, actually

our frog

why has no one ever offered me an espresso martini in the morning? when I need it? why is it a nighttime treat?

EARACHE

when gritty and the frog finally team up, it's all over for fasciam

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

After some research it seems I chose the spider most responsible for biting humans so she's going back outside, enough exposure therapy for me

the spider I found on my desk lamp last week and graciously allowed to continue dwelling there because hey, it's just a fellow creature, is MUCH BIGGER TODAY! I did not approve this size increase bestie

lunchables are a boat of snacks

incredible news, everyone

you can't spell happiness without piness

I already forgot about this and it made me laugh

I forgot to tell you but last week a pack of coyotes started howling outside in the middle of my therapy session and I just thought that was fun and neat.

got boosted and juiceded

yes of course I'm antifa!...what kind of an asshole is profa?

a day? again? but we had one yesterday

I nutted in his mouth so the squirrels would kiss him

oh shit it might be Saturday, actually

I think it's going to happen tomorrow, or something else is going to pop off

would anyone like to buy a gently used kidney?

I regret to announce that I am still in a pickle of my own making

I recently learned that the offerings at my local library's Library of Things include one of those giant pairs of ceremonial scissors and I cannot stop thinking about it

home, showered, back in bed, feeling like a selkie

Out: body count In:

I went for a sunrise swim at Walden pond to cryofreeze my bones

Selkie Sunday (take a nap) 💙🦭🌕 📸 by Karl Ramsdell #selkiesunday #selkies #SelkieMoon #fairytale #folklore #seals #sealife #oceanphotography

We will build a new society with no memory of mankind

Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can capture much of their goofiness in one photo. 🪶

pumpkins are berries

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

if you have a mustache you have bangs

broth is even worse never tell me the "soup" is "brothy"

I like soup but I don't like the word "soup"

I can't stop eating challah

a weary wretch am i

activate your solar plexus chakra by stuffing crystals in your bellybutton (probably)

I WOULD HAVE MISSED THE ESCALATOR THING