I feel like Fleet White is in the Epstein Files

I need to find an old tan leather jacket so I can tattoo it

SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY!! if you are spending money why not on COOL BUG ART with @apothecult.bsky.social ?! apothecult.etsy.com #insectart #taxidermy #terrarium #entomology #taxidermyart #shopsmall #handmade #witchyart #oddities #curio

My mom (who drinks zero alcohol) just called Air Bud “the Bud Light movies” lmao

people on Tiktok need to stop using "whimsy" as an adjective or I'm gonna flip my kid "that's so whimsy" NO, it is WHIMSICAL YOU EGG

Introduce yourself with five bands you'd love to see live Kishi Bashi Flogging Molly Amigo the Devil The Hu Bitter Ruin

Just remembered that I missed a Shins concert I had tickets to because I was in a long covid crash before I knew it was long covid 😭

ithe sound of one cheek clapping

Fratellis DeVotchka Black Keys + Arctic Monkeys My Chemical Romance Blink 182

this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong

math btatos

imagine if he died on Thanksgiving

I have been spontaneously waking up at the crack of 4 a.m. for a full week now. My dear sweet Universe, if this is a sign of some sort you have simply got to be more direct because I'm too dumb and sleepy for this shit

shits gonna be wild this weekend 👀

"Without play, we risk being overwhelmed by an inhuman world." - Peter Brooks, Seduced by Story

morning announcements challenge! you start the day with a skeet announcing something about what's happening in your life or a thing you're particularly chuffed or peeved about that morning

morning announcements!

MY BROTHER VOICED THIS PROMO AUDIO FOR THE NEW KEN BURNS AMERICAN REVOLUTION DOCUMENTARY I'M VERY PROUD OF HIM youtu.be/lxI6WwFuPwM

I swam laps today for the first time in years and boy are my tired

still existing over here (without my consent)

I used to have SO much fun!

I hope this flicks us into a funnier timeline, I'm tired of this channel

the face of a smitten Gemini who thinks they just got a new Libra boyfriend but hasn't told Putin yet

this one isn't available anymore but I have 7 others to choose from 👀 apothecult.etsy.com

These are so precious! I just ordered one for my goblincore obsessed little sister!

actually, on reflection, 2015

has anyone seen my spark, I misplaced it somewhere in 2020

I hope it's ghosts

leave me alone I'm thinking about Fourteen Long-tailed Tits making short work of some fat balls.

Photo: doubletake Caption: triple, perhaps quadruple take

NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:

Flat Stanley? You mean Giles Corey?

you cannot sleep when enemies are nearby

UH OH

shh, guys be quiet, the face in the tree outside my window is trying to sleep

Jesus poopt

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

I'm setting up an etsy shop! I am hoping this might be a good way for folks to see what is available and be easier to bring some of these guys to your home! apothecult.etsy.com

I made my first listing!! I'm so excited for my lil Etsy journey 🤗 check it out and lemme know what you think!! (Be nice pls) apothecult.etsy.com

ugh, do I need to read Ice Planet Barbarians?

there should be something like a period pain simulator but for the adhd brain. i need the nt ppl in my life to know what this shit actually does to me on a daily basis

I declare with all my might an orange face man shall croak tonight

like the easter island statues

🧵

my shoulders hurt, my hips hurt, my mind hurts, my

new depression cure just dropped

<OPT + CMD + ESC> MOON

MOON'S HAUNTED

MOON MAKING COMPUTER CRASH ?!!

COMPUTER KEEPS CRASHING ME CRASHING TOO