god damn wang dang taffy apple tango

For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank! linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

The majority of organizing happening in Minnesota isn’t just peaceful, it’s INVISIBLE. Moms showing up who won’t be interviewed on TV, people whose ICE patrols don’t turn into viral video. The grocery runs, the donations, the people filming bc they happen to be there. Please remember this.

update: getting aura photos done with a friend on Thursday, for her birthday —get your guesses in now!

I know I have made my fair share of false predictions about this, but I firmly believe that It will Happen between now and Tuesday. 🤠

I frew up

People who espouse the Kibbe Body Type system kinda confound me. Shit was created by a MAN and it's fat phobic to boot!. Frankly I'm mad I ever even heard about it.

absolutely hankering for a bowl of cullen skink rn

I only got 8 minutes of REM last night 🤡

what color do we think my aura is

thinking about the Collyer brothers

does anyone have a lead on some 🍄s?

so alcohol interacts poorly with one of my meds and weed makes me puke for 48 hours—the world is falling apart and I have no substances to abuse!!! just out here rawdogging the apocalypse

I've been carrying this with me since I heard of the milk drama, I don't know any details except that there is milk drama, so please don't burden me with knowledge

*Skyrim guard slur but make it midwestern* melk drinkers

Moi? St. Louis

brother, may I recommend a dash of black walnut bitters in your oäts

I can't explain it but I fervently believe that gif is pronounced jif and yet I am uncomfortable that gesso is pronounced jesso

This is the most important part. You need whistles we send whistles. You don't pay, you just get whistles.

Block the absolute shit out of this nazi filth. Do it with an ancient curse on your lips, with black lightning coursing through your blocking finger. Or just do it the regular way. Point being: block ‘em.

Hey everyone, We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history. Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!

I’m escaping into work as a researcher (library not lab), so returns the crisis of how to organize my time. I’m interested in what other people do. Do you set a task and work on it until it’s done? Divide your day into hours and switch tasks according to time? Something different? Please share!

@jennifercheek.bsky.social if you haven't already been tagged in this 17 times...

super glad this came up on my feed - this website is cool as hell!! found an org where you can volunteer to make lasagne for hungry folks in need ( @lasagnalove.bsky.social ) so I signed up to cook once a month (the kind of commitment a slug like me can handle lmaoo).

I wish to paint but I am so very tired

Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord. You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?

I think pierogi might fix me

I think I'm ready for my peat bog

I feel like Fleet White is in the Epstein Files

I finished The Pitt so I guess I'm watching ER now

I need someone with kids to tell me how we're opening Pedialyte, because this shit took me 20 minutes and it's still not off...plyers? do I just have zero hand strength?

Amen. Perhaps its time for us to lean into being Canadian goose instead. Angry, loud, and intimidating as all hell.

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

overstimmied! at the spouse's company holiday party

"pretend you are a houseplant, make sure you get sunshine and hydr—" bruv, do you know how many houseplants I've killed

friends, I am deeply depressed

uh oh my spark is missing, lmk if you find it

I think this one might actually do the trick

im growing increasingly concerned that luck is not what lemon pigs are attracting

forever

Hello, I'm

did the balls drop

Ok this is hilarious reddit-wrapped.kadoa.com

why does Beth have to die every time 😭

LET JO WRITE SMUT

did Claire Danes' trembling chin ever get the Oscar it so richly deserves for Little Women?

"your one beauty!" fuck right off, Amy

let Meg have fun at the damn party