Blue Prince is very fun!

Putting together a little party for my 40th. If you are around Boston on the 26th, you should stop by! Art by brickbrker.com

Yesterday I stopped in for a pint at the Burren and the bartender still remembered me 😭. It was the first time retracing what used to be normal Friday afternoon routine since getting sick and then laid off two years ago, and to still feel seen after so long nearly made me cry into my Guinness.

GIVE ME ONE OF THE FOX KITS FROM THE STORM DRAIN

really fucking pissed at my bod right now

I'm just sitting and sipping a Guinness :(

shout out to the ever lovely crew at The Burren

It's been two years since I last visited my pub and the bartender still remembered me 😭. This is the first time I'm retracing what used to be normal Friday afternoon routine since getting sick and then laid off, and to still feel seen after all that time nearly made me cry into my Guinness.

they'll have to pry my heating pad out of my warm dead hands

baby's first colonoscopy soon! good thing I enjoy new experiences

so smart of the astronauts to go during a full moon so they can see the whole thing

please, it's still in my head

and Jonathan the tortoise, who did NOT die

dear friends who sew, can I just buy a narrow rectangle of sturdy fabric, slap it over the top of this chair back with a blanket stitch and call it a day? Looking for a solution for 1) my shitty sewing ability 2) big visible mending energy

the adhd is kicking my ass today, chums

dust my wets

oh Danny boy, ceci n'est pas une pipe

oh Danny boy, the peeps, the peeps are calling

THEY SAID SIKE www.newscentermaine.com/article/news...

thinking about funeral effigies (when I die, make a doll of me so I have something handy to haunt)

hell of a day to be on the Internet

I didn't know nudibranch is pronounced with a hard "ch"!

If you want to help a person out with bills or anything then use my link paypal.me/thebendcook

If you are able, please help out my friend Ben.

here I go dragging my ass to my in-person therapy appointment *fires up APPLAUSE sign*

New bow tie for Dexter! (And a year-in-review of his past bow ties!)

Hell yeah it's Dropkick Murphys time

March 28 → Boston Common 📣 Stand in Power as we rally, meet orgs, take the pledge, and build our power! nokings.boston #NoKingsBoston

Full of grief that I can't be among you today due to health issues, but I'm watching from home and yelling in spirit with everyone who is raging for change www.youtube.com/live/dMTVSYp... #nokings #nokingsboston

I can't stop until I fight Jesus, but this is pretty good too

they threw beans on him

fellow ADHD kids, the Project Hail Mary soundtrack is very good, it disabled my default settings for a little while

I almost bought this, I feel in my bones it would have been a terrible mistake

Screaming with delight every time another set of these cats drops

what defiency makes me constantly crave only iced coffee and pastries?

I just saw Project Hail Mary and couldn't stop thinking about how much I wanted to feed Ryan Gosling some cereal

my hair looks weird and dumb today

Louis Theroux, the man you are

OK so this young trans gentleman was cut off by his parents, has been unable to get MIT to up his financial aid, has been working multiple jobs while maintaining an A- average AT MIT (no one does this), but he is gonna need to actually pay his tuition to graduate: www.gofundme.com/f/help-matth...

thinking about Pope Joan

still too cold for strip mtg

This is mine...of "unknown provenance" according to the eBay seller. Smokes a bit hot because it's quite little, but I love this cursed guy very much

this deserves to be seen, I don't know who among you deserve it, but you know what you did

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

ow my bones RT if ow my bones.

I have no thoughts and I must scream

time to scream my nighttime thoughts

Dolly Parton is literally the only good billionaire and proof we don't just actively hate people with money simply for having it. We hate you because you're all fucking monsters.

never going to get the phrase "christ's actual butthole" out of the steel handpan drum that is my skull, it will be ping-ponging around in there forever if I live to be 93 years old and dementia takes everything else, let this be what remains

what kind of reliquary would we put christ's actual butthole in