"Roll that beautiful bean meterage" doesn't have the same pizzazz.

This is the nuclear option to abolish the filibuster. If they pass this through reconciliation, no legislation is exempt and there is no longer a filibuster. (A majority can overrule the parliamentarian if they say "no.")

We're approaching the Dubya Event Horizon.

"Let us disenfranchise millions of voters or else the airports get worse."

A second recount just confirmed that Rockingham County N.C. Sheriff Sam Page managed to defeat N.C. Senate leader Phil Berger by 23 votes out of 26,247 cast in the District 26 GOP primary. myfox8.com/news/north-c...

The only thing coming across the Canadian border is manners.

It's my weekend and I can't just sit. I have to be up doing something, cleaning, organizing, writing, or else my brain feels like I've failed. How do you get past the guilt of trying to relax?

This is one of the most remarkable misovortex signatures I've seen so far in SAR imagery (same image different colormaps)

The pollen storm is a Category 5 right now.

12 years without a fatal commercial plane crash and then we have two in 15 months. That's tough to stomach.

Satellite views paint a grim picture of the rapid snowmelt in California's Sierra Nevada over the past few weeks.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I dove into how some of the world's most important straits came into existence, completely unrelated to any big or important news of late. 🫣 www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/scie...

I added a plane to my collection today. 🥰 I'll forever miss my US Airways Express CRJ-200. I lost it in a tragic dusting accident about a decade ago.

It sucks trudging through the days without anything to look forward to.

"Ongoing disputes between limestone and water," is the perfect way to describe the karst limestone that makes up the backbone of Florida, lol

I have a degree and I've written two books, but my brain still buffers whenever my mom tells time like "twenty of seven."

I channeled my old Vane energy and wrote about that Atlantic article that said meteorologists should apologize for Monday's severe weather forecast. Folks who are genuinely angry over the forecast should be honest about what they wanted to happen on Monday. www.damweather.com/2026/03/nobo...

What really gets me about the Berger/Page race is that it really lays bare that the idea of "election theft" is a euphemism for "I'm mad I lost." North Carolina Republicans have ensured this is a state of, by, and for Republicans, and they still cry foul when they lose. It's laughable.

You're listening to Simon...we play everything! [plays 80s rock for 6 hours]

Bojangles is out of chicken. How. They do chicken. It's their whole thing. Ebenezer Bojangle is rolling over in his grave.

We're on track to see more than 500 heat records fall in the days ahead as a historic heat wave builds over the western United States. www.damweather.com/2026/03/hund...

Oh, I *need* this. 😍

Mayday Air Disaster is so unrealistic. You can't tell me *every* pilot and investigator was scruffy and cute.

Lots of NC/SC people on Facebook upset with meteorologists that we didn't have a devastating severe weather outbreak as predicted. Sorry your house isn't rubble? Sorry your car didn't get smashed? Sorry a tree didn't fall through your bedroom?

Nixon wandered the halls talking to portraits on the wall in the final nights of his presidency.

Cheap cell phone plans are great on a budget, but terrible if you actually want to use them for anything. My phone will only make calls for the next couple of weeks. 🫠

I expected better from the guy who kept classified documents in his bathroom.

I'm in the hallway at the dentist with 20 of my new friends. 🌪️ We're good.

Can we not.

I enjoyed writing this story. It's fun to cover disasters that aren't our problem. ☄️ www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/scie...

Sunshine on a normal day: ☺️ Sunshine in a tornado watch: 😫

The blissful relaxation of a teeth cleaning at the dentist is about to battle my storm anxiety head-on. Which one wins? Excited to find out! 🙃

I don't know what level of hell I fell into, but my entire TikTok feed tonight is weather influencers yelling that we're all gonna die tomorrow. Algorithms reward the jerks.

There's an avalanche of school closings across North Carolina for tomorrow's severe thunderstorm event. I've seen it done in Alabama, but I don't ever remember schools closing for severe storms here in N.C. Glad people are taking this seriously.

Latest outlook and timing information from SPC for severe storms today and tomorrow.

It's been a long, long time since we've seen such an elevated risk for severe weather around these parts.

POST: Thunderstorms are possible tomorrow. They will hit our town. Tornadoes are possible. Your flight will be cancelled. COMMENT THREAD: -what's the weather like tomorrow? -will the storms hit our town? -are tornadoes possible? -will I make my flight?

I've been saying for a decade now that he's more Saparmurat Niyazov than the dictators everyone loves comparing him to.

We're likely going to see the United States' all-time March high temperature record shattered by this time next week. www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...

A World Monitor app for the weather would dislodge my own website as my homepage.

All the weather everywhere all at once.

It drives me bonkers that cards don't populate for links to DAMWeather anymore. They used to work here! Now it just looks like I'm posting preemoom rolomex watch spam.

A multi-day severe weather event will sweep across the eastern U.S. with a risk for damaging winds, large hail, and tornadoes. www.damweather.com/2026/03/wide...

Drew Carey and his friends watching an episode of Tool Time to fix a roof.

Can I opt out?

Sun Setter Informational Video (1997) : 445s

They sure whine a lot for guys obsessed with machismo.

I've spent almost half of my shift today dealing with computer updates. Technology is great until it's completely maddening.