had a dream that there was a film called “the graduates” starring margot robbie in which she leads an expendables-esque team of women who are all enrolled in different phd programs

have you ever been so lucky

The reviews for Cheese Factory just keep getting weirder and weirder

if you can guess who wrote this and posted it on twitter an hour ago you win five grumbi coins

well i've officially played too much balatro

somehow i’ve been making this comic for 9 years!! what started as a very dumb (and badly drawn) meme page morphed and evolved into a very dumb (and slightly less badly drawn) webcomic, two board games, five plushies, $300,000 raised for various charities….

big balls assault is close enough

bojack horseman? no thanks, i prefer

winona ryder from stranger things when she has to pay for her son’s cellphone even after he got married to finn wolfhard and changed his last name: “time to pay the wireless bill for byerless will”

a bunch of teens are at the pool playing marco polo but they’ve replaced it with marki plier

this is my rendition of a cat stuck in a toilet paper tube

breaking news: archaeologists have just uncovered a fourth stooge

best baby name poll (vote in the replies) 1. vasoline 2. peebed 3. chunk? 4. bowl/hole (twins)

gold stake black deck balatro has finally been conquered… an evil mode

eva peron if she were bart simpson: don’t cry for me marge and lisa

time for rachel zegler in evita!!

democrats must fervently, and in absolute terms, oppose war with iran. the issue can’t just be framed as “trump didn’t go through the proper channels!” regardless of procedure or legality, it is an immoral, stupid, and disastrous outcome for millions. it must be opposed, NOW.

will elon become woke again through negative polarization against his former best bud?

i’m on a plane that’s about to takeoff, i really hope that i’m flying with captain allears and first office blunt

just discovered an incredible hotel

i finally get why they call it the house oversight committee! to be in charge, 1. your life must be over 2. your end must be in sight

cassian andor never got to discover the texture of yabba:(

why didn’t the rebel alliance simply build their own death star? mutually assured planetary destruction, galactic cold war, etc.

finished andor and immediately watched rogue one and now depressed

i love AI

walking around on a hot day eating the trader joes orange chicken sauce packet like a popsicle

passed my dissertation prospectus today! officially ABD 🥳🤠🤓

just saw sacramento in sacramento

i just thought about tweeting "madame web dubois", but i googled it first to see if anyone else had made the same joke trapped in a vicious cycle...

next week, the new york times will be reporting on hitler's playdate with henry ford. the rambunctious lads played with an easy bake oven and traded pokemon cards. unfortunately, henry's mom had to come pick him up early, so he coudn't sleepover and play with hitler's new xbox.

new conspiracy theory that lee harvey oswald killed jfk to impress jodie foster, who had just celebrated her first birthday a few days prior

inb4 trump’s “The (so-called) election in the great state of Canada was rigged badly against me by the LOONY LIBERALS. Luckily, they will have a real election when they finally join us to make this beautiful continent whole!!” arc

STOP THE COUNT!!!

voters love boney tones (from december)

these are the kinds of brilliant posts and replies that you can only find on x, the everything app

when is someone going to develop a go-fish roguelike deckbuilder?

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

i love watching kyle machitler

useless technology. adds zero value to my life, is constantly wrong in different ways, and costs one billion dollars. 🤪

oblivion remastered better still let me make guys that look like this

as the pioneer of rat verification, i wonder if @bsky.app can give me a real checkmark 🥺