Cats will take thirty seconds to walk through a doorway

2026 will be the year of Belgian beer and poetry

allan ginsberg on combat rock voice: do the worm on necropolis…. put the pussy in a sarcophagus

It’s weird how California is made out in the national media to be a Socialist state when Prop 13, a law that was passed so landowners (including country clubs) wouldn’t have any property tax increases, exists.

You can tell the Tin Pan Alley guys were really phoning it in on Frosty the Snowman

It’s crazy how every neighborhood of Los Angeles was built by people who all failed to consider what would happen if it rains.

Marty Supreme movie of the year

Love my gf so much

Rick Rubin talks an awful lot about being a creative guru for someone who produced 8 albums for the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Getting into Destroyer in 2026

I’ve listened to the Matthew McConaughey episode of Nymphowars twice, the first time was on the day of the 2024 election, the second time was on the day I totaled my beautiful 2006 Scion xB. Great episode but it’ll be a while before I listen to it again.

It’s that time of year again

The two LA weather modes are Normal and Calamity

it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set

Accidentally came to work an hour early fml

it's not christmas until i've watched bob dylan to must be santa. absolutely delightful youtu.be/a8qE6WQmNus?...

Love this filthy boy

You ever read a random Nixon guy’s Wikipedia page and just feel completely insane

really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense

👀 taking applications for 2 more girlfriends to complete a Halloween costume

The Iraq War era was wild. They changed French Stewart’s name to American Stewart.

Judy Gemstone-ass fit

Need this framed on my wall

Polaroid of Steve Buscemi in drag on the set of Somebody to Love (1994)

The country’s going to shit but at least the meaty fluffy black stray cat is back in the neighborhood

Generative AI is also causing me more work as a college professor, in teaching, research, and admin work.

AI is the endpoint of 60 years of conservative backlash and budget cuts in higher education.

“Please Mr Kennedy” from Inside Llewyn Davis but about not wanting my healthcare to be banned

Someone in the parking lot at work is blasting Wesley Willis. God bless.

FYI Chicagoans, there’s a free newsstand of vintage issues of @theonion.com at Hubbard & Wells

For no particular reason...

Every day I am grateful that Frank Zappa died before 9/11, absolutely do not need to know what his take would’ve been

Surveillance boosters and people who sell cameras are shameless in that any tragedy is an argument for more cameras. The actual number is irrelevant, rather it’s seen by them as an opportunity to increase the existing number until every square inch of the earth is blanketed.

Gonna have one of those expensive Belgian beers in the big bottles one of these days

congress is voting later this week to criminalize trans care for minors and i now spend my days watching people i used to work with totally pretend like that isn’t happening

Just really awesome how our financial elite just spent the last several decades admonishing people for pursing the humanities and creative fields, and are now suddenly pedaling the idea that "there are no good ideas anymore" after spending the last 5 years laying off everybody with a brain

Comedy is OKAY, but CLOWN? is MORE DIFFICULT

I'm going to do my best to alt text this because holy crap, everyone should know.

My parents adopted another cat and he’s so precious

Every sitcom joke about Wikipedia in the 2000s/10s was a psy op

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Very solid malty beer!

“Bo Nix” sounds like a gender neutral term for a boner

Philip Rivers was teammates with Doug Flutie

my favorite reaction to this was "what if i need to flee an emergency"

i made a photo zine of people standing in front of glenn danzig’s house that has outsold this book

My boyfriend told me “You’re like if Joe Pera was a trans dyke” and he’s right

As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not

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