Two years ago today I spent 12 hours delivering flowers on five hours of sleep and hardly any food, here’s me near the end looking dead inside.

Remembered this poster for Lovers on the Bridge

A middle aged woman coming in and asking if she could set my coworker up on a blind date with her son? It’s more likely than you think.

I stood up out of my chair to kiss my boyfriend and the cat stole my spot

Nixon’s chief of staff hired a guy to kidnap the AG’s wife while she was threatening to leave him because of all the crimes, and the guy he hired later became Trump’s ambassador to the Czech Republic.

remember when centrists would call you an insane person if you said jeff bezos ownership is going to run the washington post into the ground

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

John Matuszak aka Sloth from The Goonies

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

Mad Men is a show about how sometimes your best girl isn’t your wife or girlfriend, sometimes it’s the wife of the man whose identity you stole in Korea

Pronouncing “Seth Rogen” to rhyme with “estrogen”

I should get into birding

One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.

There’s a sentiment among some locals that eyes on Minnesota are waning. The situation has NOT changed here. Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able. We need endurance in this moment.

Did anyone ever ask Animal Collective if they were furries

In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in: - Hagerstown, MD: $102 million - Surprise, AZ: $70 million - Hamburg, PA: $87 million - Tremont, PA: $120 million - San Antonio, TX: $82 million - El Paso, TX: $123 million - Social Circle, GA: price unknown This is unprecedented.

In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”

Every time I rewatch the Prince Super Bowl halftime show it’s somehow even better than I remembered

Seahawks

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.

There's been a bit of a local scandal in CT because a public school system planned to have Linda McMahon speak to the kids, but then the school canceled after parental uproar. It's been extremely notable that little-to-none of the coverage has even mentioned this lawsuit or the ringboy situation.

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Neighborhood cats

Richard Lloyd just announced that Television bassist Fred Smith died in hospice today RIP to one of the greats

Something about reading the John Ashbery poem Soonest Mended online and then seeing an AI summary at the bottom

farms are gross. you can and should take hygiene measures and I'm sure these people didn't but FARMS ARE GROSS. this is why pasteurization is a good fucking idea

Mike Johnson was the president of a scam law school named after a pedophile and for some reason the national press has largely ignored this

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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

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National gay and lesbian news magazine The Advocate spotlights certain homosexual... subtleties in Korn's Fred Durst collaboration "All in the Family" (1998)

Back on my hazy/psych/shoegazy shit

Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla. sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...

Cone era

Joey Pants got neutered today and the first thing Vashti did when he came home was hiss at him

Did y’all know that Ken Lay was a Nixon guy

He looks like his suitcase is full of licorice

Castration Movie chapter i Incel Superman type biopic about Richard Nixon’s college years

Genuinely why did records sound so good sound quality-wise in the 70s compared to every other era

Reading selections from the OJ jury voir dire question packet to Hakim, he realized that he would be fucked because he doesn’t know anything about sports

What's happening in Minnesota is one reason the Reconstruction Amendments banned insurrectionists from holding office. Unfortunately, the originalists on the Supreme Court interpreted the plain language of the amendment to mean its opposite.

America went through the deadliest pandemic in a century and the dems trotted out Joe fucking Biden to eke out a victory against an open fascist

His name was Alex Pretti, he was 37. He was recording ICE, directing traffic, and helping up someone agents had shoved to the ground. They murdered him for it.