Smokey Karmikael looks stellar in new photos.

my home studio gloss coat set up: plastic drop cloth draped over light stands, open window, spray and then leave the house immediately

limerick-spo

this one might be too good to cut 🫢

I got smuggled into a certain art school downtown today to do some scanning

I’m running google docs on the CRT to write dirty limericks

Dial now! guys are waiting

snug as a bug

See you on the other side of time (time change 1 hour)

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…

This racing sweater for the National School Boy's Inter-City Ice Skating Championship of 1922 goes hard af. 11/10. Would wear. 📸 CHM, Costume & Textiles Collection

Frank and I each have our own studios at home but we spent the whole weekend coworking on this card table in the living room

Save me The Clock starring Judy Garland vintage y2k depop top, save me!

Unreasonably obsessed with my beautiful new work watch

Get you a skyscraper so tall it casts shadows in the sky

Sprinting at Frank on Apple day

what time is it when you want to wear skinny jeans again?

tick tock tick to k

I am saddened to report that the Bridgeport Castle has been neutered

I’m not a hot head except for when I am a hot head and then I really pop my top

ICE is turning around now, escorted by Broadview police. Crowd is jubilant. Someone is shouting, "this is what it takes! They are turning around!"

She looks so good on a shelf . . .

HANDS OF DEATH

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Chicago summer undefeated

buying vintage italian modular shelving on craigslist feels like walking into a wiley coyote trap

corn sweat

Am I bragging too mutch about my hutch?

want to see a Clock stop? watch me break it down

🎶hock a lougie… 🎵on a tesla 🎶

last night’s dream featured a 40 foot tall popeye and olive oyl whirlygig

I just dreamt that I went to a 10:30PM film screening on a tennis court and then slept through the films on the curator’s bathroom floor

Now more than ever we need Lake Breeze

I need a good motto for my big dial

weekend outfit report

My bestie got a roll of very expired film developed that she shot when she visited me in the winter and it all came out looking like civil war portraiture

hitting every pothole with my car full of vintage ceramics

this air quality has me feeling so Safe, 1995

applying for jobs again

literally me too

I’ve been in the trenches fighting grailed guys for years trying complete this matching set but I finally did it 😤

It’s been eight weeks since I watched my last short-form video. That’s 56 days. 1,344 hours. And still, my fingers crave the vertical scroll. substack.com/home/post/p-...

I’m so into the sun rn!!

Michael "Red" Bentzinger was a leathercrafter and manager of Mr. S. Leather in San Francisco. Prior to moving to San Francisco, he owned an antique clock business in Scotland.

big friday night, I’m choosing my top 20 tshirts and taking the rest out of circulation