Yet again I got in the device!

Recent paintings

Put myself in the contraption

Shhhh shh shhhh shhhh

Stretching ! Flexibility !

Me and my friends are hanging out on the forest floor

Licking

Put the green screen back up!

Just walked to my friends house in 34 mins when google maps said it was gonna be 51

Trying on my jester costume 🎉

Drinking my friend’s homemade twisted tea and thinking about making love

Sleepy guy report 🫡

Posting feet I’m sorry your welcome

Not now babe 😘 im making extremely stupid music 🥰

The song apple by charli xcx is great but then she starts saying “the airport” over and over again and she loses me tbh

💋🤭

Dating advice: women don’t like it when you hate them. Idk it’s just some weird quirk of the female psychology that they don’t really want to date dudes who actively hate them.

Uploading stuff to the internet

hi hi been a minute~ chaturbate.com/sloanxrapture

(Twin peaks theme playing softly in the background or something idk)

Guy who’s walking around really slowly at the gym vs guy who’s walking around REALLY fast (me)

Drag king performer name: Ron Day Voo ?!

Another day another ~wow magic hour in the studio is so gorge the light is litterally making me horny!~

Every day is leg day when you’re scurrying to and fro like I am

Forgot to post abt it on here but I made another album of insane nonstop pounding throbbing spiderweb of samples all linked together (it’s also on apple music and all that other crap) sweatfm.bandcamp.com/album/wikifr...

Made chicken stock last night and just made instant pot shredded beef WITH the chicken stock 👀

Brb pledging my sword to you

I love to tattoo

I kinda don’t buy the whole “whoops sudden and secret cancer” behind the onlyfans guy dying. I feel like we are witnessing a infra-zionazi civil war over who gets to steer the ship as in this new phase of imperialism ushered in by the war on Iran.

Scam texts getting crazy, asking if I’m busy (yes u know me im ALWAYS doing something) and offering me STEAK?!? Telling me she’s gonna cook me steak when no joke I’m constantly offering and or making steak for people!?!?!?

Hello 2 my enemies

Doing door at the show at my house and blinking really slow at everyone who comes so they know I’m comfortable

If u look like this dm me

Flooofy hair, bulging without a care

Wore this suit last night cuz I was gonna wear a dress but the dress was extremely Bulge Forward in a way I figured was a bit much, but then my succulent thighs burst open the pants and my dick was hanging out anyways !

Sleepy messy room just woke up 🤪

Yet again I work on my tan lines 🤪

Yes painting ‼️

Classic obligatory “it’s sunny in the studio” pics

Renovating my room (putting up 2x4s to be able to mount floor to ceiling backdrops

👅

Ass out in the studio

Horny‼️ and paintings 🤪

Me and my load (actually I loaded my friend sarah, she’s moving)

A quick flex in the magic hour light in the studio 👅

Good morning to my enemies, I will destroy you.

Accidentally woke up at 7am and have have had an even more than average extremely getting-shit-done type of day. 20 thousand steps just stomping around doing stuff