Once again training to best u in combat

I’m gonna say something that some of you won’t like. I’m really thankful everyone cooled it with the whole “liminal space” thing

Blasting it (playing the show) in Brooklyn (da big apple) on Friday (sept 5th)

My bald lawyer dot com

Wandered into the world championships of foosball but they were already packing everything up

Played the show and then I looked insane

Or maybe shadow plucked clean 👁️👁️

Still thinking about what sonic would be like if he was plucked clean

Me before I best u in combat

Hanging out with my friends and FleXXXing on my enemies

The look I give u ten mins into shoplifting and chill

Sometimes I think about the concept of sonic being plucked clean and I giggle to myself

Tonite is theeeeeee night! If me and the boys see sonic we are gonna catch him and then pluck him clean

Ok FINE I’ll look up “def leppard pour some sugar on me isolated drums” and then open a new tab and type “youtube to WAV” !!!!!

Overhead press ASMR (you’re in my mouth)

Get in boys we’re plucking Sonic clean tonite!

Boyfriends are kinda the ultimate henchmen, in the right context

Drank a beer and a redbull on a slightly empty stomach and the effect is Potent

People in the bar talking too loud I can’t hear the Bloodhound Gang song playing over the PA 😡

Playing the show, rocking and rolling, etc

Personally I don’t care how IOF soldiers die, I just think they should

Driving to tulsa oklahoma which: T U L S A A S L U T ?!?!? Hello!!! It couldn’t be more obvious!

Haven’t guzzled broth from a bowl in more than a month, needless to say I’m withering away from a spiritual perspective

Sometimes ppl with no henchmen take a look around only to realize they are in fact themself a henchman

They made little protein bars so easy to fit in my pockets and my fanny pack cuz they want me to have them for free cuz they need me to be getting big and succulent and jacked

Horse / face

socialized vapes when?

Me and my banana hammock against the world 🫡🤝

Smacking it Taco Bell cantina style

Stepped out of my friend’s apartment in Brooklyn and immediately smelled pizza, da big apple baybay!!!

I’m non-buy-nary in that I prefer to steal instead

Paintings I did recently 🤝

Buccal fat De Beppo

Getting my cream tested this week so they can tell me just exactly how clinically infertile I am 🤝 <vasectomy>

Recently I hit 100 subscribers on my Substack blog, Leonessa della Tastiera. 🦁 I am so glad my strange and h*rny writings are landing with admirers near and far. Grazie for your support! Much more to come 😘 Ciao and meow #datechicago #gfe #oursky #substack #datemidwest 📸: @joeypicasso.bsky.social

😘 feeling woke (I woke up)

Editing a video of @xo-olive.bsky.social and I and getting Drastically Horny 😵‍💫

Did a painting based off a photo that I took as opposed to my usual just kind of collection of go to images style of composition :)

Bulging on the train 🥰

Someday me and @janeblum.bsky.social will cuck a guy and a whore angel will get its wings

The one and only @lilithlacerva.bsky.social snapped these pics the other day, if u snapped a pic of me now you would see a guy who’s organs have been replaced by watermelon (I’ve been eating it a lot)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love to take a glamorous sexy pic!

Talk dirty to me & read about my hot 80s rock-inspired photo shoot with @joeypicasso.bsky.social 🥵🔥 Even after discussing Tipper Gore & the PMRC I still made myself wet, yeow! elenamarchetti.substack.com/p/015-make-i... #datechicago #escort #oursky #substack #write #Datenortheast #datephiladelphia

As it turns out: I like to take a glamorous pic!

Hydration with @joeypicasso.bsky.social

Pivoting the allocation of my time and money to focus on my true passion of being an Insane Guy

Next week on my Substack 🥵— link in bio to subscribe 📸: @joeypicasso.bsky.social #datemidwest #datechicago #gfe #escort #oursky #nsfw

A vase I blasted today