A microchip is lowkey a wet plate photograph in many ways

agh that is a brutal loss. i hate this

omfg is that the best punt ever

*cameron winter voice* i'm getting kissed by a pretty good wife :)

luke wilson at&t ad is just so weird

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

the astonishing thing about this wave of denialism is that we have more or less decidedly hit the point where clean energy is the *cheaper* option by some distance

lowkey having your scheme work out must feel good as hell if you're a eunuch

learning about ancient chinese history and cheering every time the eunuchs take power

most annoying ai slop text pattern is “that’s not {boring thing}, it’s {impressive thing}”

imagine being the guy who has to come up with apple music descriptions for new guided by voices albums. “the ohio indie rock legends are back with their 67th album full of their classic quirk” “Robert Pollard and crew return for another round of wacky lyrics and guitars that sound like that”

when you think about it it’s still really crazy that Sonic Youth made guitars sound like that

set up a shop for my photographs <3 hannahaccount.darkroom.com

in addition to bottom i can be charm and strange

I genuinely don’t think people realize that datacenters and what they accomplish (hyperscalers) are genuinely a far more efficient way to do the computation required for modern life. Limiting datacenters is not more efficient and does not consume less power for the same amount of compute.

surely this major new investment into ai projects will finally be the last straw that pops the ai bubble.

skinned my knee for the first time in who knows how long the other day. kindergarten-ass injury

the clase betting scandal is a great demonstration of why prop bets are even worse than game result bets. I can’t pretend to know what’s happening in Clase’s head, but he’s obviously someone who wants to win.

Absolutely insane goal in insane conditions in the CPL final. Absurd.

sign this petition right now it literally takes 30 seconds

this is what I want people to assert:

one thing about rosalía, she does not really sound like anybody else

mannn he went sliding across the floor

We sent a message to management today with a Slack icon change. More than half of our union participated and are demanding management reinstate the four people who were unjustly fired. Ready to show your own support? Reach out to Condé Nast management telling them to reinstate the fired four.

intentionally became important at work

“This new age will be one of relentless improvement”

THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW

ny ballot prop 1 most confusing election ever

bushwick making its case for america’s best neighborhood tonight

I got one billion text messages from Winsome Earle Sears about they/them pronouns. Feels so good to see that flop

what was in that freaking candy!!!

Omg

Let's never lose again

Who says Sam Darnold can't be NFL MVP?

i think the fact that the seahawks had two of the best teams ever assembled reach the super bowl and then 10 years of good but disappointing seasons has made me believe that only a superteam can win it all

so confused how that can not get called. shoving someone well after the play right in front of the ref? if he fell over that's 15 yards

every time i see the at&t cowboy commercial with luke wilson i notice something that confuses me even more

what a play omg

jaylin lane <3 love that he's getting playing time

What Candy was saying was kind of real as hell

i have spent much of my life so far mourning the kinds of lives i will never be able to live and one day i would like to get over that

you will never catch me rooting for the team that eliminated my team. down with toronto let's do this

if we have enough extra innings maybe this game can last us all the way to opening day

omfg

waitttt does anyone else feel lowkey hyper?

surely the largest perverse incentives machine ever constructed will deliver a just and moral outcome this time

i have not liked this guy for a while now, but i did not know that he is also the biggest hypocrite in the entire world. constantly making the moral case that the AI bubble will pop tomorrow AND shilling AI “companions” and “lawyers” in your day job is just unbelievable

thank god. our people needed a win

cavs win