pussy with roguelike elements

competing against biracial queer people for trophies no one else can see

i press my fingers against my pelvic floor and feel a pulled pork sandwich crumbling under its own weight

not poly just irresponsible

if youre polite enough they give you a career in showbusiness. if youre ruthless enough they let you make money

excited to take today's recreational baseball game way harder than anyone else

4 away from immortality

how loud are intrusive thoughts allowed to be before you have to start another medication

my own literacy has been backfiring on me for 15 years

stop gassing me up i'll fart

how do i stop habitually seeing myself in male protagonists

at the ambient level of worry that will give me grey hairs at 30

i dont believe in payback but i would appreciate it if girls who are supposed to be 'on the same team' as me didnt try to kill me

gotta stop being a cheerleader and get my bands up

just got catcalled 3 times in one block (under my breath) aha... still got it....

vers as in unfulfilled

legitimately months away from my dream body. the only thing this experience has taught me is that nobody hot is happy

can't hear god anymore

'most cities dont even have a trans lesbian scene, you should feel lucky' look i didnt even expect to be this old a lot of this is just now hitting me

top shortage isn't a problem if you top. then it feels like being rich

my opinion on the wasian discourse is that an ethnic subgroup known for getting easy pussy does not deserve additional pity

Your only job is to be a good host for whatever stops by to possess you

lowkey hallucinating bugs everywhere but i can see my abs now so who's to say anything is really wrong

not competent enough to accomplish my dreams, too competent for anyone to feel sorry for me

hey baby do you like whiny fucking losers who don't project loudly enough when they dirty talk

i'm on that good hay and in my stall

just choked on very spicy jambalaya and i think it cured my ED

before anyone asks me why i've decided to lose weight despite my past posts about being fat: im trying to make my implants and legs look larger. at the end of the day im still just being a slut

social media distinctly feels like razor blade self harm again in 2026 it's so specifically evil for the mind

how do you amida care therapist

despite my new year's resolution i have only managed to become more schizophrenic since the beginning of the year

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.

(brushing bang behind ear) i have developed feelings for you through my phone screen

have genuinely just been shouting 'fuck' into my bedroom air for the last 3 hours

sorry for twitching in the produce aisle when you were trying to shop with your kid

found out lightbulb packages have nutrition fact boxes on them like cereal

developing a working theory that you actually do not need to text a feeld/tinder match at all before the date - for fear of finding out she likes an album you hate, or that she isnt funny

real love (nyc local pickup only)

after ffs boogers become A Whole Thing

(flirting) i smell a trace of god on your skin

abuse of power comes with a side of fries

imo it takes more than just bravery to speak your interior monologue in public

(swirling an olive in a martini glass) can i pay to watch you have sex with your partner

remembered i graduated from the nazi prostitution app where trans people try to kill each other

living vicariously through my friends with girlfriends with red hair

whenever my friends post a picture of them not in new york city it's like ok