(too proudly) i have been mid as a top and a bottom

watching midnight cowboy and it's kind of awesome

trying to finger pussy with your off hand literally feels like trying to steer a car with your feet

ah damn rly

referring to the period between two hoes as an interregnum

in the pussy like please forgive me

Future is one of the great American writers full stop

while poly and bad ethics can often be conflated i would like to clear the air and come forth as just the latter

what does the bible say about taking your medication every day but still somehow getting worse

called the bbl office because i found out i could

born to beef with my chick while i'm in jail. forced to whatever this is

just got diagnosed with 'good wife bad girlfriend' disorder

michael jordan legit is a bad person but the 'but that's you because you never won anything' thing he said is so real

you cant do it yesterday but you can do it now

can i invest emotional time into you and go bipolar for no reason

We preserved a classic.

if i had a million dollars 90% would go to microneedling and botox like immediately

i truly have a lot going for me but what if - and just suppose for a second - she mounted me like a dog and shot me in the head 500 times

once my hair is long and properly layered again i'm just gonna start killing other lesbians

me when it happens

(in horror) my life lit af

insane

thinking about breaking things off with the girl i already invited to the cameron winter concert

hold your little chin up!

i feel like christopher walking

one of the hardest parts about growing up is realizing both that you have been a selfish person but have also been taken advantage of by friends. and that to sort them you need a combination of professional help and god

just eating fucking uncooked radishes in the kitchen

if someone kills me im saying right now do not pursue judicial punishment because i either deserved it/you can do better than jail

the song pretty girl rock used to give me a bonar in eighth grade now i dont use condoms during anal

the next rockaway parkway bound L train is now arriving batty boy

silence 10s a louder 7 is speaking

t4t is like deciding to go vegan after crash landing on a deserted island

pals you gotta quit spotify

my grown ass just bought pudding

texts female companion. becomes morose and silent

at the total cosmic limit saturation of transgender schizophrenia i am waiting by the door, asking for your last cigarette

scraping a fallen angel off the pavement like burnt cheese and vaping into its unconscious face

i looked up and saw the sun the moon and the stars line up as a spear before my very eyes and one million angels broke their own necks while god said i am his stupidest ever creation to make it this far

i got a love like manifest destiny

girlfriend museum

you can't talk to me like that. I'm a multidisciplinary artist

cant kill myself in case she breaks up with her