Gonna start chewing the walls of my enclosure to see if theres any nuggets of enrichment hanging out in my walls cuz I cant figure out if I wanna go out and do something or what id even do

Separation anxiety but for when my wife goes to magic weekends without me

Picking up 2 people's worth of laundry never feels surmountable until the nice Chinese lady who runs thr laundromat I go to cheers for me when I put both huge backpacks on at once

Sometimes you hope the email finds you well, sometimes the email finds you in real life.

Damn even the convention centers got genders now

If anyone at #magicconvegas has a lead on how to get a prismari scarf for me ill love you foreverrrr

First hand of first game of SOS limited is a good tone setter for the format

Few things get me gassed up like a player at my store, who wasnt participating in prerelease,coming up to ask "does wizards send you scripts and world guidelines for your prerelease announcements because your themeing of everything like a class was wonderful" and getting to say "nope thats all me"

Got to do something nice for a pair of lesbians in the botanical Gardens today so yeah you could say im an ally

My card got stolen and i gotta say more than anything im disappointed they tried to buy shit like lululemon, like come on at least steal my details to buy something cooler, you're better than that, thief!

Numbers station but its just the DMV voice calling out appointments

Ive decided the new giant gate subway entrances are good actually cuz I got to see a cop totally eat shit trying to get through one without paying and it knocked his walkie clean the hell off, what a beautiful day in Mamdanis new york

Yeah lemme get a twink with extra pronouns

Happy Slay the Spire 2 release day to those who celebrate this sacred holiday ✨️

Hers and hers "we'll fuck your wife" t shirts

As we enter another spoiler season, I want to remind all #mtgPauper players of my handy guide to card evaluation! Hope this helps :)

Despite all my snug I am still just a bug in a rug.

Opened half a spiritforged box to start, I think we are off to a great start this set!

There is a special kind of wanting your headphones on public transit that can only be unlocked by realising you forgot your headphones at home.

Frosted havens :3

If you think about it Aang is the OG air friar

Big fan of when creators embrace strong visual stylisation and also transgender witches

While no Sanctum members made it to Worlds top 8, we still had multiple very strong showings when all things settled this weekend! Toni Portolan finished 14th with Temur Otters, which was good enough for a 3rd place finish in the Player of the Year race! Congrats on an incredible year Toni!

no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

Part of Jersey Block Limited's format rules is you need to have someone sideboard for you when you go to change cards

All the crossovers and secret lairs announced so far may have gotten some mixed feelings but I love it for how cool my dad thought the iron Maiden lair is and how he mentioned seeing several of the album covers in that set live.

A reminder for MagicCon and beyond: 1. watch your drinks 2. don't hang out in hotel rooms 3. ask before physical contact if you're unsure 4. #3 goes for other peoples' cardboard too 5. wash your hands 6. acquaintance, colleague, trusted friend: know who is who 7. read #6 again Be safe & have fun.💜

Remember, if you get mauled by a bear, a single NY glizzy will get you back out there and better than ever!

I would strongly encourage my cis friends to read these. I am not exaggerating when I say the last ~6 months or so has been an endless cycle of watching things become materially worse/more harmful every week or so and just having to go to work or whatever and go make small talk.

Me af

Yall im thinking maybe magic sets come out a lil too fast these days

Sometimes therapy is your therapist going "there is no revelation, asshole"

Wow they put my house on a magic card

Still over an hour in the sonic queue and this tiny man is thr focal point of all my ire right now

cant wait to crack seven chaos emeralds to play super state and get asked to leave for "cheating" and "including too many copies in a singleton format"

GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST

If anyone playing Unknown at Magic Con vegas ends up with a copy of "just a lil guy" they'd be willing to part with i Desperately want one

Would just like to float the idea that wotc should let me preview a robot for Edge of Eternities

video game music will never surpass City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2

beds were not made to get out of

HELL YEAH NAME CHANGE APPROVED

Gabumon died for your sins Happy Easter

*Compleats ur Avacyn*

I for one am really looking forward to the switch 2 having bigger joy cons

If you claim to be "snug as a bug" and you aren't at least this snug don't fucking talk to me.

@aliceduckwhisper.bsky.social commissioned a transmasc Prism, you all can thank them for this.