We sent a Jeremy to space That’s MY America

as the founder of a company that’s an entire team of women plus our one special little guy, i greatly appreciate this take

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

hacks is back on, for all who celebrate

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

i would like each and every one of these rings, thank u

i refuse to let them see how we've trashed the place while they were out

Amazon may stop supporting your Kindle, but your public library won’t stop supporting *you.* just saying. 📚

#Artemis II - The crew of Orion and the Artemis II mission have been an absolute joy to watch over these past nearly 8 days This has to be one of our favourite images of the crew released by NASA 🚀🌕🌎

the level of friendlessness that j.d. vance exhibits... buddy has to kidnap the pope

j.d. vance said "let's turn this hillbilly elegy into a hillbilly homily." and leo said "no" (Italian for "no")

They did the tweet!

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

bigtime BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING to my grad school alma mater

cannot believe we might be doing Antipope 2

"Some have lived at Concord Apartments for more than a decade, and others moved in more recently after becoming displaced following last year’s May 16 tornado that ripped through parts of the St. Louis area." this is nightmarish

just filed business taxes, really wish there was a clickable checkbox that said ONLY SPEND ON MOON STUFF

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"EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT RAMPS!!!!!" epicurious i truly do not believe the list can be that long

he still needs to be dragged out of office in chains btw. nothing has changed

my resting driving face: 😐 my i-just-saw-a-dog-while-driving face: 😃

Episode 6 I don’t hate all men anymore (conditional)

hey so serious question right quick: how are we supposed to regulate our nervous systems when life is like . . . this

"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k" we can't do this for another 3 years

This is no way to live, man

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

This is simply genocidal language and is a horror in itself.

Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

doing my taxes rn

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

everybody in the united states trying to do normal stuff unsure what else to do

naomi wolf is joyce carol oates' wario

MOST EARNED IT Minneapolis MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT Philly MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP New York FUNNIEST Miami

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

Imagine if the roles were reversed and Iran had the madman with nukes. A guy who destroyed a 250 year old democracy in about a year. Started a war for no reason. And then he posted that he was gonna end American civilization. How would you feel about Iranians saying "relax he's not serious"

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

can't stop mentally appending "on the verge of world war 3" to everything i have to do today

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

Okay episode five sees me trading a 😳 for a 😏. I don’t trust this dynamic but the increased survival rate is refreshing

not for nothing: reflecting on the fact that last night (totally coincidentally) my tween and i watched the S1 ep of the X-Files that's like "what if space? but also ghosts" in its premise

The fact that we're still doing it—for some explicitly bad reasons, and for some explicitly good reasons—is evidence that we can choose a better future if we put our shoulders into it. I'm holding on to that. And watching the Nutella jar spin around.

the second-hand relief i felt when houston let victor know he didn't need to "do any extended toilet maintenance"

SIDEBAR the nasa comms director is a babe

putting GoPros on the solar arrays is so cute. like. we also put GoPros on golden retriever puppies to get adorable pov content

HOUSTON: "we are happy to say we copy" at some point i will stop crying about the artemis ii mission. that point is however nowhere in sight

i thought there were just 6 episodes of Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen, but there are 8, which is great because it means i can keep being annoyingly evangelical about it

i firmly believe that it is so impactful because it is a concrete reminder, for a lot of people, that a better world is still possible, that there’s still room and reason for hope

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com