Hell yeah Jordan Walker Hahaha Philly

Three years sober today. Humbled and grateful day by day. It’s never too late to quit or ask for help.

Lmao the 8 year old outlasted the 3 hour rain delay and just wants to be on the jumbotron, someone please tell the camera dudes section 452

what torrential rain

LMAO at the Cards game and Greg Brady (Barry Williams) of the Brady Brunch threw out one of the first pitches

Wow (derogatory)

just drove by a dead deer on Clarkson Rd that was not simply missing its head but from which the head had been precisely removed and, presumably, taken elsewhere

Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

This Canada-Morocco match is like the karmic hangover from Cape Verde-Argentina

Jesus I need a cigarette

screaming crying throwing up

lol at the World Cup you should get Messi OR an entire stadium in a foreign country rooting for you, not both

may you relish everything in life like an 8-year-old baseball fan saying Cam Schlittler

A great time for mocktails in St. Louis. The growth just in the past couple of years has been remarkable.

just made a cup of hot coffee with bottled water during a boil advisory in a heat wave because I am a weirdo dealing with bad times

there are Buc-ee’s and then there is the Buc-ee’s in Sieversville TN my god

don’t need the app for the damn blue jays now lol

am “sitting on vacation house deck, happily identifying bird calls via Merlin” years old

Loryn Nalic of Balkan Treat Box is the 2026 James Beard Award Best Chef: Midwest

happy World Cup, they’re offloading port a potties at Amsterdam Tavern

Legit jump scare: walked into a restaurant restroom just now where the lights come on automatically when the door opens, and someone was sitting in one of the stalls 😂 (maybe try a fiber supplement tho)

Angine du Putin www.guitarworld.com/artists/band...

Just drove through Bevo and like every other car was flying Bosnian flag(s) ❤️

Listen to Maron’s WTF with Hunter Biden, genuinely fascinating but in a different way from his other most memorable talks

This is the inflection point for the political momentum shift in the US

Took my 12-year-old to the racetrack, as one does

Lmao go O’s

I bring the agony on myself

This is the greatest blind item in human history, somehow even better than the A-list actor with a Troy McClure fish fetish thing www.crazydaysandnights.net/2026/05/blin...

I’m so proud of him

looks like it’s Tarps On for ‘27, boys

Being a 100% organic writer in the AI era is to want everyone to understand that if there’s something about my writing that’s boring or bad or cliche it’s actually because there’s something deeply inadequate about me as a person.

I have succumbed again to Orioles magic, chasing that 1983 high just one last time before I die, putting that Cal Ripken Jr Mid-Atlantic Milk Marketing Association growth chart poster back on the bedroom wall of my curdled soul, hope invested in (gods help me) an Adley, a Gunnar, a Coby, a Blaze

Waiting for my emissions test and this large auto-repair chain is showing car-chase videos in the waiting room and the song currently playing in the bays is Pearl Jam’s “Last Kiss” cover

Tarps Off sighting at Camden Yards on the broadcast (two dudes)

Thinking against my will about Jeremy Allen White with a head cold/on downers voicing a roided up Hutt fighting other Hutts by rolling around the floor, like slug jiu jitsu I guess

muting the word Bluesky on the website Bluesky because you people will not stop talking about the website Bluesky on the website Bluesky

I mean, it’s not the worst Star War

I have seen the reviews and noped out of the show after a season and a half, but this is the Star Wars-obsessed 8 year old’s first Star War in the theater so damn straight we are wearing our matching Mando & Grogu Cards t-shirts from last week’s game

Aw man. “It Takes Two” was inescapable of course, but I have a special place in my heart for “Joy and Pain” which was a little burst of pop sunshine during every miserable middle-school mixer

Going home to Baltimore to launch the Tarps On movement at Camden Yards. Rush the field before first pitch to form a human tarp lying down so the Orioles can’t play.

Is it to early in the season for a fatalistic lmao? Reader, it is not

No one wants to admit to Main Character Syndrome but, come on, this frozen custard stand is playing “Blood Buzz Ohio” while I stare into the unrevealing depths of my blueberry cobbler concrete

What restaurant do I recommend tonight? Veteran Canadian indie rock band Wintersleep! Thanks for asking

Hamilton Leithauser at Off Broadway 7/17 👍 if you’ve lost track of him since the Walkmen hung it up, his solo albums are terrific

I’m almost impressed enough they got this 1960s or 70s stereo console with a built-in turntable in the alley dumpster not to be annoyed. Almost.

Another position change will save this team

Sending Mike Elias to The Hague for the amount of time I have spent thinking about a ballplayer named Weston Wilson