“I pose like a Facebook mom” - the 12 year old with a flamethrower burn

"Why are all the journalists laid off now" this is why. Pretty simple.

everyone is 12 theory undefeated

Psyop worked, going to see 🪿🪿🪿🪿 in KC in October, starting to microdose Aleve now

At a glance all AI writing is terrible. A cheat. But there is a subgenre on Facebook. Of short paragraphs. Of mostly sentence fragments. Creating false drama. Like this. I. Want. To. Gouge. My. Eyes. Out.

THE FALSE SUN OF MIDDAY

Very surreal to walk out of a Ron Funches standup show just now to the news about the Red Sox firing Cora

Hell yeah, Black Country New Road at Delmar Hall on 10/15

this is a great, provocative read. some of the data here (the anglophone unhappiness phenomenon experience particularly) is mind-blowing

Eat your peas. This week’s review.

if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty

microlooting microcheating it’s time to bring back… Micro League Baseball also some basic societal dignity but mainly Micro League Baseball

LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN: What can be said at all can be said clearly, and what we cannot talk about we must pass over in silence. [pause] WITTGENSTEIN: The limits of my language are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for. SUBWAY TAKES GUY: Disagree

Upgraded to transcendently ridiculous

Currently watching the stupidest 1-1 extra innings game in baseball history, Gunnar Henderson has been picked off first 2x but also helped pull off an 8-5-6 double play, the Royals have 14 LOB, I want to go to bed but am narcotized by the bad baseball

Me and my friends would’ve killed this gross-ass sandwich with hammers I can tell you that much bsky.app/profile/nyti...

<trying to find “breaching equipment” in the Big Book>

Me, definitively, laughing haughtily: Geese is NOT a psyop <sees photos of Cameron Winter and Olivia Rodrigo on a dinner date> Wellllll, Heavy Metal and Getting Killed are still great albums regardless

Oh also the Geese article is dumb BUT the singer-songwriter writer it relies on, Eliza McLamb, is great, def check her out, “California” one of my favorite ‘25 tracks

Geese jokes aside, I have discovered so much great music through Josh’s newsletter in just a few months of subscribing

Trucks in the city have been dealing with essentially the same restrictions for 15+ years — I wrote about similar issues for the RFT! Fingers crossed they can finally get over the hump, downtown dining/liveliness needs the boost

sometimes you just need to listen to achtung baby for the 1 billionth time

It’s that time again. Online now, in Sunday’s print edition. www.stltoday.com/life-enterta...

I have seen one good example of this plate

I don’t know what you nerds are complaining about, I’m spending the afternoon in a park. Super relaxing!

This day needed a touch of the absurd as momentarily relief, and thankfully my Hot Sauce of the Month has arrived and it is from the band Shinedown

Voyage of the Mimi

Voter 72 at 1:10 pm 🫡😬

Guy (me) who just binged For All Mankind, watching this week: Getting a lot of For All Mankind Season 2 vibes from this…

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

Easter highlight: the 8-year-old holding up a foil-wrapped Hershey’s chocolate egg and asking, “What the hell is this?”

Not being able to get out of downtown by car in under three hours sounds like a skill issue, frankly.

Thomas Pynchon

WTF

Plz pick up Ed Baldwin from Jamestown on the way back, Artemis!

Hoo boy they need to line that newly paved stretch of Tucker downtown— it’s like Mad Max out there

Uh @anniezaleski.bsky.social this is for you

I see me eating four lunches and two desserts is not the worst thing to happen at Busch Stadium today. For the real sickos, here’s my deep-fried gooey butter cake on a stick.

$80 for the Lime Lot lmao

This is quite something from Singapore's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Vivian Balakrishnan, in an interview with Reuters. The end of the post-war order, diagnosed in technocratic language. www.mfa.gov.sg/newsroom/pre...

The viral meal slop trend. Can anyone hear themselves

MEXICAN COCA-COLA + KARLY SCREAMING BULL BELIEVER I AM READY TO RUN THRU A WALL * * - Wash my face and go to bed :)

Living dangerously* * - Drinking a Mexican Coke at dinner because I am going to a rock show on a school night

Maybe this year I won’t buy unnecessary O’s merch … <absolutely sick new O’s City Connect jersey apparently leaks> Second mortgage it is then!

Congratulations to “Taylor Frankie Paul” on taking the highest-ever initial position on my Do Not Tell Me About This Or Make Me Have To Hear This Rankings

Strap me on a probe to Io or Europa, I don’t want to be here any longer

Anything by Sublime but above all Santeria

Uh what just happened

PTA. Finally.

Man that’s the most brutal award speech cutoff I think I’ve ever seen?