LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD!!! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!!!!

Yggy and him are both lazy and also not smart, so you get this vaccuous hole of "new ideas" like Abundance and One Billion Americans that eventually just disappears once it no longer serves its function. All it needs to be is an alternative to redistribution. The content is meaningless.

The thing I love best about Bluesky is trying to piece together the news of the day only from the reactions that bubble to the top of What's Hot

Milk Man

Oh nice www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/m...

I still believe in pee tape

[Listening to the Taylor Swift album at 2.5x so I can get this review out before everyone else] I have to say, her pitch is too high on every single song. Disappointing. Incredible breath control singing that fast though

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

What's the reverse of the glass cliff, where someone is doomed to fail at the top job because they suck and aren't qualified

I’m still trying to figure out why people are searching for “porn” on PornHub. You’re already there! You found it! It’s right in front of you!

God rest ye merry, Mr. Rosewater

I read that this AI band racked up a million listens. I wondered how. And I think I've found an answer. 🧵 people.com/rock-band-ve...

trying to launch a news heavy social media platform during the collapse of the civic order might just be doing it on an only recently unlocked hard mode

Here’s a thing I’ll add, as someone who’s been there: if you’re the CEO of a platform with millions of users, you don’t get to have as much fun on that platform, period. And your job is to eat shit every time a legitimate critique of policy comes up. That’s the gig. Don’t sign up if you aren’t game.

Zizian? No, no, I'm a Zizmorian. I believe it's rational to have beautiful clear skin

Ever notice how AI "sketch comedy" is always a montage, with each character only delivering a line or two? As if they can't generate the same character in multiple scenes or situations, because the model doesn't know what a persistent identity is?

Fuck the boy in the kindle logo. Dork

Bro. They're uplifting you in the group chat. They're heaping praise upon you. It's a laudfest

It's becoming difficult to hide that a major purpose of the Trump administration is siphoning tax revenues from Blue states and redirecting them into subsidies for Red states. At what point does this become intolerable?

dudes rock

I am suddenly in love with Andrew and whatever non-American timeline made *this* his main discourse today

Everyone talks about youth paster energy, but not about the sadder, aggressive *assistant* youth pastor energy

OKAY FOLKS FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKED FOR IT* MY THREAD OF LATIN-AMERICAN HORROR IN TRANSLATION FOR THE PERFECT BOOK FOR THE OVERLAP OF HISPANIC HISTORY & SPOOKY MONTHS *nobody asked but I KNOW WHAT YOU SECRETLY WANT 1/

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

bro you look like you drop common items

Then it turns out both he and Elon Musk are crabs

Am I crazy for hearing a bit of Cbat in this open.spotify.com/track/0Geezb...

When they don't have Brooklyn Lager

What’s happening: Napoleon is master of Europe. Go deeper: Only the British Fleet stands before him.

Chotiner's newest is a doozy

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

best meme i ever made

Getting raptured and hitting every bird on the way out

My greatest regret is deleting the music folder on my college laptop just called "Celtic"

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

I was in the official Sinclair memorial of Charlie Kirk lmao

You did a fauvism. You did an immanentism. You did a Posadism. You did a thanatophobia. You did a White Lotus. You did a weak nuclear force. You did zero population growth. This makes it abundantly clear you don't even understand the intertwingular nature of the rhizomaticity of your différances.

Coffee shops are the heart of darkness for republicans. All their horror stories take place inside them. They have taken the place of the forest in middle American gothic.

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

Forbes 30 under 30 prison curse, but for Wirecutter and recalls www.theverge.com/news/781072/...

there are no 10x developers, but there are 10x posters

I found the worst Animorph

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.