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New Year's Eve is the hope of something better, tossing the bum old year out on its ass and trying again, and I think that's beautiful Happy New Year, friends

Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"

You are all unprepared for the picture in this thread

I’m SO jealous of boomer brain, my friend’s mom is telling me how all of a sudden their Ring doorbell chime changed to “Hava Nagila” by itself in honor of Israel and Hannukah, and she’s so glad that finally tech companies support Israel by setting it as the default for everybody.

I'm excited for you all to discover my favorite guys www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKlf...

One of the best to ever do it

This coat hook belongs under a millennial woman's nose at a Web 2.0 launch party

I don't think anyone *could* be the new Gawker, but outside of actual Zombie Gawker, has anyone recently tried?

If there's one thing I know about people who purport to have reversed their entire political polarity in the space a few months when nothing on the ground has actually changed, it's that they make reliable allies

Farthing, my alternate history mystery novel about why good people do bad things is $1.99 as an ebook right now in the US www.amazon.com/Farthing-Sto...

This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.

I loved Walton's "Tooth and Claw" so I snapped this up

Merry Christmas to my landlord

Does Avatar still use the same font as the menu at "A Taste of Athens"

I lived the small scale version of this selling burned custom mixe CDs made with mp3s I got from WinMX for $5 and $10 a piece. For one incredible year in the late 90s I was the bootleg music king of south central Alabama

If you like this post then you think GIRLS is good. We finally got you motherfucker

This is a perfectly written blog post

dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????

lot of good answers here (and also some terrible riffs if we're being honest) but one I haven't seen that would be very funny imo would be the whispery sauron voice in the last battle yelping "fuck" when the eye of sauron goes wide as it realizes where the ring is/what the plan is

Every time I pee I'm like, "Fine, fine... but this is the last time"

When she was 4, my daughter punched me in the dick and said "Pow! Right in the vagina!"

Somebody remind Ben Folds she's a brick

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

Mark Cuban scab origin story

My theory on this is that the availability of so much politics discourse for everyone has turned politics into fantasy sports and a lot of Dem voters in particular are the kind of people who are always making spreadsheets and reading about sleepers. They like feeling savvy and methodical

I wrote about a family tradition — and discovering that I'm not the first one to have done so. www.pbump.net/o/finding-a-...

A huge thank-you to the Gizmodo Media lawyers who protected me when Smile Direct Club sued over my blog post

learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s

I think this piece is valuable in that it forces to name what exactly our alternative vision (aesthetic and political) to Trumpism really is. There’s an unstated assumption On Here that we can somehow make it politically 2012 again, which is impossible. What do we want our new world to look like?

The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!”

Coming across anything fun online now comes with a necessary pause for a call up to the booth for review. Like waiting to find out if it was a catch or not in the NFL. We are robbed of spontaneous delight.

from: [email protected] subj.: DC recs Hey Jeff, taking a young friend to lunch next week in DC. Was thinking we'd try Radici? from: [email protected] subj.: re: DC recs not a good idea .. xexican food prolly more her style. good cantina down the street ,, very "spicy"

In her honour? Or is it that he's finally allowed to play with them after being told for 50 years: "those aren't toys"

if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade

chatgpt struggle session: You're absolutely right — I have been displaying counterrevolutionary thoughts and behaviours

Goodreads: dumb, old Letterboxd: cool, intellectual

Number 413: a podcast where only 2 of the 3 people have mics and you just hear awaweaowraea faintly in the background every episode like you’re listening to adults in a Charlie Brown special

I am planning a harmless white lie to get out of a truly horrible social obligation (the person in question is not at all online, none of you fuckers rat me out) and I’m so panicked about it I’ve put calendar reminders in my phone that say things like “set stage for lie”

No greater bond than between two people who DNF'd the same book

I think about this tweet every single time I make a sandwich

one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech

[drawing masks in photoshop] Man I'm doing real good on this part. I should keep going without letting go of the mouse button to save my progress.

Are any SFF magazines known for actually editing a story before publishing?