Nick Douglas
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ok actually it's really hard work moving these deck chairs!!!
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Once Pilot invents a 0.6mm pen, it's over for you bitches
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english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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weeder
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ÂżEl amor? ÂżEn este tiempo del cĂłlera?
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Mr. Joshua
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Coach Finstock
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I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes
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Surely, if I buy five almost-perfect bags, I will somehow have one perfect bag
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Elders
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3 days ago
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How did the hippie IT guy lose his job? He got phished tickets
3 days ago
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Guy with AI psychosis and his girlfriend who wants TV characters to look at the camera and say "what I'm doing is wrong"
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If the Bari be Weiss, oh buddy, scheisse
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Rav
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You live in NYC, jackass.
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Lincoln Michel
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“The only thing worth writing about is the human heart in conflict with itself” — William Faulkner
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Luke O'Neil
4 days ago
Here’s a photo I took 6 years ago today called Society Nowadays
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depths of wikipedia
4 days ago
there are only six figures with entire wikipedia articles specifically devoted to their status as a gay icon
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Why did they call it a production of Dorian Gray and not "Too Many Snooks"
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If you told me this was a list of SCP page nicknames, I wouldn't blink an eye
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[Paul McCartney voice] Baby you're a paralegal
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listening to Fugazi and recognizing bits from the Weird Al Alternative Polka
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Babysitter has informed the families we need an Ice Cream Truck Policy
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mammon
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[to zarathustra] now your spraching my language
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Emily C. Hughes
6 days ago
Introducing
@darkertimes.bsky.social
- a new worker-owned website for cultural criticism about all things horror!
www.darkertimes.com
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Darker Times
A worker-owned magazine for horror culture, commentary, and criticism.
https://www.darkertimes.com/
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I love you
7 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
7 days ago
tried to get into Wishbone but every episode just felt like a commercial for another one of this dog's books which, let's face it, aren't exactly what you'd call classics
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Got cucked (Macbook told me I'm not the administrator)
8 days ago
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They should have loaner sweaters in all the cafes
9 days ago
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Matrix soundtrack still rips, and every song is from an album with a naked lady on the cover
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Citizen Shane
9 days ago
I'm going to become the Juster
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Emma™
9 days ago
the joke's been done before obv, but his delivery is so good (work) lmao
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A cross-body tote would fix me
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Opened Gmail in a second tab to avoid tabbing all the way back
10 days ago
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Niko Stratis
11 days ago
Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire
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ETHICAL PHILOSOPHERS SETTLING THE CHECK: What do we owe each other
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a gross violation of the Honda Accord
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Princess Pretty Girl
11 days ago
the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind
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Foursquare helped me hang out with my equally dork-ass friends
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Devastating that the Staunton chess pieces are in fact better than their varied predecessors
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- Baptist school - Hitchhiker's - Gawker - Early issue of Adbusters - Doctor Demento - Summer job selling Cutco
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13 days ago
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What does a bicycle shed? Yak shaving
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Chris Mohney
13 days ago
one of my favorite little quirks which I think is sorta native to bluesky is seeing the last two replies of what is clearly a long increasingly acerbic back and forth ending in competing versions of “And thus I say good day to you sir!!!” but neither party will let the other get the last one in
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WATERSHIP DOWN (1978)
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dillo (birthday boy)
13 days ago
if I were a prisoner who had a dilemma it would be "how do I break out of this prison"
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J. Elvis Weinstein
15 days ago
Never meet your heroes.
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Santana Abraxas
14 days ago
Get in
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I wish Elon Musk a mostly successful Starship rocket flight
15 days ago
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I have no mouth and I must hum at noon
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beaver slapping tail
18 days ago
On Vulture Airlines they still let you do one carrion bag for free
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will buikema
18 days ago
any time revenue is reported
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I'm on here instead of transcribing this like I'm supposed to
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