He isn't there to fight, this dude is here for a taste.

Can we get some lizards in the chat?

God fucking damn it I'm gonna need like...a bunch of these... Lorwyn actually got me excited for new cards again!

Kaldheim Tried real hard to make Changelings Mysterious and ominous creatures, but Changelings at there heart are Just Goofy lil' Duded <3

The Digi-Dandan project continues with Submarimon! (Paid work)

The Digi-Dandan project continues with Submarimon! (Paid work)

More old alters! These are probably from around 2021-2022 or so, I'm slowly finding older alters I've painted to repost!

More old alters! These are probably from around 2021-2022 or so, I'm slowly finding older alters I've painted to repost!

@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social how could you?

This has to be Jace'a fault. Vraska would never set such an example for the little guy.

Loot vapes now. Feel old yet?

Infinite mirror sol ring is for sale! $40 (includes shipping)

Never to old to learn new things.

First alter of 2026 and I forgot to sign/date it!! Let's go!! I'm out of practice with tux-alters so this was a test to brush up on that style. Sol-ring infinite mirror!

First alter of 2026 and I forgot to sign/date it!! Let's go!! I'm out of practice with tux-alters so this was a test to brush up on that style. Sol-ring infinite mirror!

Maybe this is the year I actually do the Caesar quest line in NV. ...maybe not, I do enjoy punching Caesar in his dumb weak head.

in 2026, I'm bringing back Tux alters, Reverse Tux-Alters, Segmented Alters and even doing some NEW things! Hell yea.

My God(s) are of a different breed.

Year of the horse huh? Guess I should invest in Astroglide.

Ok missed it by a few, but this year, we hitting 100k!

So, 2025 blew fucking dicks, and I don't feel like staying up till midnight just to hear a bunch of people scream out there window then awkwardly go back inside to fall asleep. So, Happy new year, cya Tomorrow.

still got a couple hours left to hit my goal of 50,000 Followers on bluesky before 2026!

Probably my favorite set of the year are the Tophs! Had so much fun painting these!

I'm not gonna try to stick to any new years resolutions this time, but I would like to make 26 the year I get over breakups and try to maybe find a new relationship. Its been a bit too long.

I've always said Robotnik is Just Walt Disney if he let the Evil intrusive thoughts win.

"Gee max, what do you got on your head there buddy?"

"Gee max, what do you got on your head there buddy?"

🦎 Commish 🦎 the 🦎 fox 🦎 Also, thank you @asmalldeer.bsky.social for being the inspiration for this, and for being cool with Fox taking on a similar project to yours. The alterist community rules dude. Go get you some art

LIZARD

LIZARD. (Paid work!)

LIZARD. (Paid work!)

Nada. Naked fries are peak if made right.

Was talking with friends at the card shop about a muppets LOTR movie, and I need to know how locked in I am because I suggested for Kermit and Ms. Piggie to be Tom Bombadill and Goldberry and I don't think Ive come up with a better character idea that that.

Why I wait to pick up big cards. These together are now less then 40, 2 months ago, sephi alone was like 50 lol.

The fact that no one has traded me a chocobo birds of paradise or the racetrack foil choco yet is a crime.

Dad of BOY!

Finding more old alters that I wanna show off, I know I sold all these so if you have them let me know!

Trading Magic cards: "I need this card for a deck where every card art has a character who looks like they are contemplating if a hotdog is a sandwich, idc about condition!" Trading Pokemon cards: "if the card has been exposed to oxygen you have to pay me to take it!"

Rule 34 Quagpuff when?

A @foxnoctom.bsky.social special Just wanted to show her off XD

Finding more old alters that I wanna show off, I know I sold all these so if you have them let me know!

Posting Old Art that I still like! Idk when I made this, probably when conspiracy came out lol.

Posting Old Art that I still like! Idk when I made this, probably when conspiracy came out lol.

Hell hath no wrath like a 80 year old Trying to buy Christmas Wrapping-paper a day after Christmas.

Oh Fuck Christmas 2?!

My final Hand-painted Toph alter! Maybe in the future I'll alter another but for now, I'll leave it as a hat-trick! Merry Christmas! (Paid work)

My final Hand-painted Toph alter! Maybe in the future I'll alter another but for now, I'll leave it as a hat-trick! Merry Christmas! (Paid work)

Merry Chrysler, happy Jesus. May all your dreams become creams.

Fuck Twitter. Idk how you keep making that site worse, but they do, its like kicking a dead horse with another dead horse.

If you didn't know I paint tokens, I do! Especially when they are pokemon! (Paid work)