When you're AuDHD mixes up your triomes and you feel super smart until the moment you put the paint down and realize you've made a grave mistake. Anyway, here's a dope ass triome that's *supposed* to be a Raugrin triome but my dumb ass confidently painted Ketria 😅

I have joined an incredible crew of friends and artists to help mutually aid trans folks you may know. I'll be gaying up some proxy/altered lands, tokens of my own illustrations, and shatter foil token "proofs" with sketches of some of my other works. Expect eggs, orbs, and trans fuckin rights 💙

Show me a $25 dono to the TCP and the kind of token you want. I'll send you a hand painted token. #beaconsarelit

I really don't know what else to do other than tell my trans homies that I'm sorry. I've called, I've emailed, I've donated, I've gifted close friends of mine money just to get them by. But yall keep getting the absolute short end of the stick and if I'm tired, I can't even imagine how you feel 💙

Since house hunting ain't going well and we look to renew our lease, I decided to clean up my cluttered bedside half desk (not pictured) and go with a shelving unit so I can stack Magic boxes and not have to down stack 7 boxes to get to my white commons. Made way more room in this room too 😌💅

On a recent LRR episode, Wheeler and Nelly rank the mechanic "mutate" and Wheeler has a few words to say that really hit home here. Mutate is often viewed as a widely hated mechanic in the Magic space, and Wheeler says "Mutate is the whole reason some people play Magic, and that RULES"

Gonna take a brief break from altering. Lizard brain unhappy, still comparing myself to others, still basing general skill with number of likes on a post, yada yada yada. Gotta rewire myself to think differently but I absolutely love seeing all the stuff being made 😊

Fuck it, I may not be able to give them to everybody, but for trans alterist friends who don’t have a set but have wanted to try them out, just comment a card you’d like to alter and on Friday morning I’ll pick someone at random to send a posca set to. Art is for everyone, no matter what.

Turn 1 fetch -> Deathrite Shaman Turn 2 Mox + land -> Undermountain Adventurer Turn 3 White Plume Adventurer GGs 🤝

I really wanna build Yedora morph but I don't want to explain to my playgroup that the reason it works is a layers thing 😅

Dear @girldickenergy.bsky.social Is this anything? 👀

Okay CanLander fam. I haven't updated this list in a bit and Mystical Tutor got a point increase (from 1 -> 2). Do I cut Mystical Tutor and put Balance back in? Or do I cut one of the other one pointers? It can't be Tolarian Academy though.

Okay, now we’re getting somewhere. Added Posca white to Marsh Flats and Flooded Strand.

Canadian Highlander

A certain someone requested another Espeon and I was happy to oblige 😌

Favorite part of this game was being at 69 life (nice), my buddy making an 81/81 Galloping Lizrog, forcing me to crack my Sterling Grove and be shields down to find an answer for it, finding Summon: Primal Odin, casting it, and then nuking my partner with it on the next turn 😌💅 just as R.G. intended

GO! DEFEAT THE ICE DEMONS! I know I havnt gotten a ton of traction selling my originals but this is something special! Auctioning this piece off here where 50% of proceeds go to a twin cities charity of @hobbesq.bolasgang.com choice & 50% goes to me to help me get to Shoebox! Rules in post below!

How it started vs how it's going One week between these six alters/proxies. Even just doing one a day for most of last week helped me keep getting more and more comfortable with the medium. Been having a ton of fun with them, and plan on doing many more 😊

Lost the Talrand game because Thalia and the Gitrog Monster fucks up all my combat maths 😭 Won with Anikthea tho! Got to amass a conglomerate of some of my favorite enchantments (Zombie Infestation, Path of Discovery, Necromancer's Covenant) that made me nigh impossible to fuck with 🤘

God I love this deck, this mat, my basic land choices, my tokens 😍🥰

Gee, I wonder what these are for 🤔🤔🤔

Oh no I've watched two PreModern videos and I really want to give it a whirl. *looks at prices of random staples like Psychatog* Oh...

Every card alterist has a better mana base than you now

I'm just saying that as someone who is *not* a very prolific artist in the community in any way, especially anymore, seeing people say that I've inspired them to bang out some artwork for their decks or pick up pens for the first time is ✨️WILD✨️ and it means so much more than yall could ever fathom

Oh, to be an Espeon in a hot spring 😌 For @turn1proxy.bsky.social 😊

Any moots wanna add to the pile of community artist drakes? 👀👀👀 Will absolutely pay! Currently featuring: @themlsna.bsky.social @mtgcritical.bsky.social @foxnoctom.bsky.social @scottkersey.bsky.social Myself x2 And a Tyler Walpole sketch on the back of a proof 😊

I can't be a die hard Talrand player and not paint a drake pondering an orb

I can't be a die hard Talrand player and not paint a drake pondering an orb

Did my taxes, sorted and put away some Magical cards, ordered a new shelving unit to hold said magical cards, posted art. All while getting paid to be on call. Feelin pretty deece today, not gonna lie. Only downside is I can't get stoney baloney because I'm getting paid to be on call 😩

The algorithm may not like Eddie Spaghetti, but how do yall feel about Pokémon? 🤔

Orzhov church symbol is SO much harder to ink than the Selesnya one 😩 Also, hat set dual land deserves senior detective Spaghetti on the case. "Pssst. Hey, you. Ya like marinara?"

Don't worry fam I made a non-meme Godless Shrine too. It's not all Spaghetti Eddie.

Spaghetti Eddie respectfully inquires: No bitches?

Fuck it 2am cardboard posting. These are going in my canlander deck

We all agree that Spaghetti Eddie would be singing "Life is a Highway" while cruising through the (rascal) Marsh Flats, right?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HERE AND IT'S SHINY AND ITS DOPE AS FUCK AND @listenerart.bsky.social KILLED IT AND @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social THE QUALITY SEEMS SUPER DOPE AND AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Idk man. Seeing some of the nicest people in the community get dunked on for opinions sucks ass, actually. Seeing people get a free pass for dunking (as in no one calls them on it, not being held to the same standard, whatever) on said people also sucks ass. Some of yall some hypocritical bitches

Last take on Turtle cards. I wish they would have just used REVOLT instead of making a UB mechanic that is literally worded the same as REVOLT. "BuT tHe FlAvOr" isn't a good enough reason imo. Okay that's all from me moving on kthnxbai

If I can get a really good process down and have fewer quality issues (my poor Stomping Ground on an Ikoria dual is peeling like a mofo 😩) would people be interested in an occasional giveaway? Or would these be neat things to include with purchases from me (like stickers or cards or whatever)?

Quoted post is where we started like 4 days ago. Here's where we are now: Complete set of allied fetches, shocks, and surveil duals, a bonus Godless Shrine, bonus Windswept Heath that was supposed to be a Wooded Foothills, and a much cleaner Flooded Strand 😊😊😊 Got a favorite? 👀👀👀 lemme know!

Made my lettering a little too big and forgot to make PORTICO yellow 😅 But I'm really happy with the conclave symbol and I'm having a bunch of fun adding little touches to these 😊

Anyways. I comm'd an alter from @asmalldeer.bsky.social and got an update on it and all I can say is yall ain't ready. 🦎🦎🦎

I'm guilty of this. At least to some degree. While I'm not *really* out here shitting on outside properties, I am actively not engaging with the ones I am personally not a fan of (looking at you, Spiderman). I should like TMNT more, but I don't. If Star Trek was Mass Effect, I'd be losing my mind.

They're the same picture

While Spaghetti Eddy didn't get as much love as previous altered duals, I just wanna say that while he isn't the cleanest lil goop, I'm pretty happy with my hedron and the lighting effect. I'll get better at painting little guys. You haven't seen the last of Spaghetti Eddy. Still proud of this 😊

Had a very silly idea to make this Zendikar art match a Temple Garden. Also @mtgcritical.bsky.social inspired me to paint a lil guy. So. Spaghet 😊

Had a very silly idea to make this Zendikar art match a Temple Garden. Also @mtgcritical.bsky.social inspired me to paint a lil guy. So. Spaghet 😊

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Furby signet goes into Cursed Talrand, but I'm trying to decide which one I want for $20 Talrand. Heavily leaning towards Galaxy foil signet, but Time Spiral signet gives traditional Magic vibes.

I draw Graffiti Alters on commanders Rocco "COOKED" 🧀 Ms. Bumbleflower "HUG" 💕 commissions always open ⬇️