I call this one "would you still love me if I was a Wurm"

I've lost a few more pounds and got my hair cut so I was feeling good but couldn't get a selfie to match the feeling. Luckily it was my partners BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY so we went to the roof of the hospital and got a photo that made her happy and me feel good 🤣 Everyone say hap birt to Kayleigh 😊

I did not brew anything new for the Pride event today because work has been crazy this week. May ship Talrand//Orvar 🤔 Could also do Donan//Lotho at the helm of Angry Birds. Maybe the throuple of Mike & Leo and Ardbert for Abzan Legends? 👀

People who actually track their brackets: Is Dualcaster//Twinflame too spiky for B3? Especially with few tutors? Thinking about this Veyran pride deck for an event tomorrow at the LGS but I just don't care about brackets (I have a very regular playgroup) so idk what's kosher

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Anyway, these cards keep ending up on the chopping block for me. Pitch me your favorite commanders with activated abilities that aren't Kenrith or new Skrull boi. I need to feel something again

Seeing Gamma and Kree and Skrull and INHUMAN as creature types is weird and funny at the same time to someone like me, who knows next to nothing of Marvel but somehow Naga and Snake and Cephalid and Octopus and Lizard and Viashino were too much and needed to be condensed.

Was thinking of building Talrand//Veyran for my LGS's Pride event but it's not gay enough so what if Talrand's daughter was bangin a hot elemental chick?

My newest alter, Vizzerdrix as Ms. Bumbleflower! I love the bunny murder memes and had to paint this :D She will be up for sale through an auction soon! #mtgalter #vizzerdrix #msbumbleflower #edh #mtgcommander

You know what? Fuck it. Imma build an acorn card that has essentially zero reason being an acorn card

Making some quick swaps to Aziza after her first outing. Dollmaker's Shop is probably the hardest cut here. It's a sick card, i just want more token making instants/sorceries. Thopter Shop was cool as a mana sink and token maker, but arguably the worst in the deck. Top out, bottom in

Some pieces for sale, prices in Alt text, DM to claim. Ships with tracking. Plus more painting still available. bsky.app/profile/mtgc...

Well. At the moment, everything on my boat is fixable. It's all just time, money, and elbow grease. Needs a new center third back deck, new batteries, battery cables, fuel lines, fuel sending unit, both tanks cleaned, and some external fiberglass patches on the old engine dowel holes.

Alternatively, I'll open 16 Token slots for $25 a piece. That gets me to my goal. DM me the token you want and shoot a payment via PayPal to [email protected]. I'll hand paint a token and send it to you!

Lost both games, but got to do the thing both games. Should probably find room for another removal spell, but I almost always had one when I needed it. Just couldn't deal with going last, missing 2 land drops by T6, and getting board wiped 3 times. Super fun deck. Look forward to tinkering with it

Just copied a Sram's Expertise AND both spells I got to cast for free off it. I'm losing but this fucking rules

I drew the more permanent-based half of my deck so I built my own Phyrexian Arena 🤣 This deck fuckin bangs

This deck makes 31 unique tokens 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe building the Raise the Alarm deck was a bad idea 😅 That's a lot of unique tokens... 😬

Maybe building the Raise the Alarm deck was a bad idea 😅 That's a lot of unique tokens... 😬

I am content 😌 Got to play some Highlander, got to watch 4 new people try out the format and be super stoked to cast spells they can't cast in EDH. Got told that someone wants to build Temur Prowess because of my Blitz list. I think I need to build another deck 🤣

Playing CanLander at the LGS today. Loaned out all my decks to newcomers so I'm just chilling and god damn I am so here for it

Man... I wish I could just keep my artist friends from struggling. Yall are cool as hell and do incredible work and seeing you struggle is so frustrating 😭 If i ever win a powerball I gotchu, I promise

The Palestinian Holocaust, executed by Israel.

Okay hear me out. Bruse and Sidar's big gay dinosaur ranch for little dinosaurs who can't read good

Em, James, Drew, Oz, and Fox are some of the best out there right now. You would be hard pressed to find people who do what they do. Extremely cool. Extremely unique styles. Just 10/10 people to work with and artists in the community. Get you some 🤘

Whilst im truly thankful for all the help, & i still REALLY need it, i just got paid to organize & make a moxfield list of my to-be-altered piles.. The good news is that if you want a alter from me, its easier picking from what i have! ill list out all my prices for things below! Like & share plz!

I am cautiously optimistic after last night. Gonna spend the time this weekend to do the gutting, but if the bones of the boat look like they didn't get too hammered, I have a plan I can implement in phases to get it on the water and break up the expenses. Also the car fired up and moved so 🤘

Went to work on my car and my boat after work. My car caught fire and my brother didn't put my boat away properly when he used it last year so it filled with water over the winter and now needs to be gutted, re-upholstered, and have some fiberglass work done. Ask me how my super nice day ended

It is far too nice out to eat lunch in the break room

The combination of: - Hasbro/WotC being anti-Arena team unionizing, causing me to not play Arena - the core of my Standard decks rotating end of year - my friends who got me into Standard not showing up to a single event - Standard being 50% UB post-rotation Has me feeling super bleh rn

I know its late, but I finished updating these 👀 My Infamous Did You Know? Salt playmat is now available to be downloaded for pay what you want. As long as you have someone who'll print it for you, its yours :) Along with the base art I've included 9 unique pride variants ♥️ ko-fi.com/s/46c066e730

Unexpected expense means: Flash sale! Hand painted alters, free custom token with each purchase! Buy 2 or more and get free shipping! DM to purchase, reposts are adored! ♥️🦊♥️

"Above the Burrow" Acrylics 9x12 Artist Paper #squirrel

My @quivertime.com deckbox came with enough sleeves for to sleeve an extra subset of cards and swap Izzet Spellementals for this weeks upcoming Standard testing night. Now that I have a playset of Flow States and am confident in my piloting of Prowess I wanna try another deck 😊 Pretty clean swaps!

Happy Pride Month 🌈

If you've ever considered commissioning work from me in the past, I could really use the funds right now, like this week. I'm just a DM away and very happy to work with you on pricing. You can also check my sale posts for alters and finished art. Sharing is also huge. Please and thank you. <3

Threw together a rough 60 for Standard Orzhov Skeletons for tomorrow's casual testing day. Would love to see a second Sanctum and a second Sanctuary. Didn't have the Seam Rips, kinda wanted to play Pixie anyway. Reset the Nowheres and the Stashes? Pretty neat. No Sideboard but imma send it anyway

For fucks sake please just find a queer alter artist and pay them to paint your existing cards into Marvel characters Fuck Hasbro, fuck WotC. Play cube, stop buying direct

The only downside to playing more Standard is I actively *should* care about preview season. The upside to not caring about Standard (it is not my form of income, it's just fun to jam) is I actively *don't* care about preview season. Happy for the Marvel enjoyers, but that ain't me 🤘

Happy pride, everyone! This week’s giveaway is a drawing of She-Ra on the back of my Trans Rights Brigone proxy! Just repost this and be following me to enter! I will pick a winner on Sunday the 7th.

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

The fact that I could trade in every sealed precon chilling on my bookshelf to Card Kingdom for about $1100 and that can't get me their cheapest non-GB Underground Sea is honestly kinda wild to me. They were like $300 cheaper 6-8 months ago what the fuck

It's probably not great but I feel like there's gotta be something to Azorius Eerie Control in Standard that plays the stupid Eyeball Skyfisher 🤔 there just has to be 😭

My @quivertime.com deckbox came with enough sleeves for to sleeve an extra subset of cards and swap Izzet Spellementals for this weeks upcoming Standard testing night. Now that I have a playset of Flow States and am confident in my piloting of Prowess I wanna try another deck 😊 Pretty clean swaps!

This is so fucking cool holy shit

Playing Digimon: Survive on my Switch, thinking about @bobbiechristine.bsky.social and the first time she showed me the Digimon TCG and gifted me a whole ass deck because we had so much fun. I should play more Digimon TCG...

I know Skred and mono blue Terror are the main players for the snake in Pauper but every time I see cantrips printed at common in other colors it makes me wanna play bad versions of top tier decks. This post brought to you by some Secrets of Strixhaven cards that look like they bang in Pauper

Watching a Wheeler VOD and he gets asked about proxies. His response rules. "I do not care about proxies. If people need to use proxies, they need to use proxies. Proxies are great. If proxies let you play more Magic: 👌. Your proxies do not make my Black Lotus cost less." I fucking love this guy

I can finally breathe through both nostrils can I get a hell yea?