"There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes into work every day and has a job to do." - Terry Pratchett

Professionally, I feel like I kind of nuked myself when I started going full time on Keithulhu Cards three years ago. At this point I basically have to start my resume over from nothing. Gods, this is depressing being 35 and applying for entry-level positions. Yes, this is a cry for help

Back-to-back alters referencing Pokémon? Eh, why not?

Some #GenshinImpact stuff

In my 360-card pauper bar cube, there are 11 cards from Lorwyn Eclipsed that I'm adding. That's 11 powerful, fun commons that have nothing to do with tokens or counters. This is such a cool set

Kappa Cannoneer! I choose you!

I'm taking the dive from cross-stitch into embroidery. Pray for my sanity.

Skullclamp, altered art, silhouette style. What if there was a space marine skullclamp? Commissioned alter - NFS www.revelenslight.com

"we'd like to know your thoughts on AI" "... wait no not like that"

I've been doing some thinking and I feel like They/Them isn't really right for me anymore. I'm happy to still be called they/them just out of ease of use, but I think I'm more He/They. I prefer He, but I'm happy with They.

Another commission from late last year, finally getting to post it now. :)

Starting a thread of all the books I read during 2026, since I've already read 2 in the first week and a half. I started the year, somewhat appropriately, with The Prophet, by Kahlil Gibran. Very simple, honest maxims enveloped in gorgeous flowing poetry so I could REALLY think about it. 10/10

Does anyone else have an unusually high level of nostalgia for Miles Davis' Kind of Blue album from playing an absurd amount of Sim City 2000 as a kid? No? Just me?

Turn on the volume for this one. My cat is such a weirdo 🤣

Sometimes I think it's impossible that the general population could be that stupid, and then I give someone my address to pick up an item from a buy-nothing group and they have the audacity to tell me my address must be wrong Like bestie I assure you I'm not the one who's wrong here

Finished building my SWU cube, now I just need to sleeve it 🙃🙃

Sure, the world is fucked up and horrible people feel more empowered than ever, but I made brown rice palatable to my 9-year old today, so I'll take the little win there

Ah, good, the convention anxiety for Shoebox has already begun Very cool and normal brain, thank you

I need to get back to Photoshopping Magic cards to give people a laugh. Things have been really awful lately. This is my way of coping. I'm not going to announce a new series or anything, but let's just have some fun. So here we go!

You just reminded me I need to book my flights, so I just did that! Flights for Shoebox are locked & loaded!

Arcane Denial, silhouette alter. Sending it to auction! www.ebay.com/itm/12761045...

Oh this is exciting!!

It's preview season, so you know what that means: time for me to tease the upcoming set! #FFGStaff starwarsunlimited.com/articles/hin...

Just say no to gender

Wow Ubisoft, gross

I just started reading Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet, and I started crying five minutes in This is a really good book

I am significantly more excited about the commons in this set than anything else so far, and it isn't even close

There's a black green elves archetype in my pauper cube as well as dimir reanimator and orzhov blink archetypes, so this card could not be more perfect for me.

Gotta get in all my non-reaction posting early before the Lorwyn promos suck all the oxygen out of the room

Good morning friends! It's a Nurture by Porter Robinson kind of morning for me so far. What are you listening to today?

Second for the night. Not crazy about it but done is always better than perfect

“I reeled from the blow, and then suddenly, I knew exactly what to do. Within moments, estrogen was mine.”

Got to play some Star Wars Unlimited Twin Suns games at my LGS tonight! I had an absolute blast, this is such a great game

I know its late, but my card of 2025 finally showed in the mail. Courtesy of @keithulhucards.bsky.social for 10/10 work. Pictures do not do it justice.

When you uncheck Smart Features, all email sorting ends. Google changing Gmail’s BASIC sort functions just to force everyone to let Google train off your emails is insane levels of corporate self harm, rivaled only by Microslop This however is the kick I need to get off gmail l, because screw this!

Just realized I posted this guy yesterday with the wrong link. Here's the correct one: www.ebay.com/itm/12759943...

lmao they practically did all the work for me

The art history Moxes. Hand painted after Van Gogh, Hokusai, Monet, Bierstadt, and Durand.

Oh wait Omen cards go so hard in this environment

Every Magic player should know that wintertime is perfect for a the warmth of a wool knit tie. Be sure to wear it with a casual button-down collared, textured shirt, rather than more formal shinier weaves and straight point collars. A loose four-in-hand knot adds to the casual warmth.👔 #MikeStyleGuy

Here's the list: cubecobra.com/cube/list/78... If anyone has cool cards they think would be fun here, please lmk! This is very much a rough draft.

In a brief flash of genius that I'm going to pretend nobody has ever thought of before, I created a Pai Gow Magic cube. 100-card cube. Two players. 15 cards to each player. Each player makes 5 three-card decks. Best 3 out of 5 games. Five life. Infinite mana. Cube. I'm bringing this to Shoebox.

The final pre-order physical copy run is live now! Ends on January 20th. Last chance to get a physical copy before I retire this run and work on volume 2 eventually. 🤓 ko-fi.com/s/5971968220

Faceted speckled-buff matcha bowl (this clay is so hard to work with)

Painting Goldspan Dragon after an illustration by J. R. R. Tolkien himself. He was born on this day, January 3rd, 1892.

I finally used up a whole page of stamps writing letters to my pen pals & had to go to the post office for more today 🥰

Most of these are things I've been incrementally adding to my routine over the past 6 months, and am just reinvigorating now Remember that a successful goal isn't about changing your life all at once, it's about making small changes that end up huge after months/years of application #betterdaysmtg

Bringing my best possible energy into the new year ✨ went to the gym this morning, made a great healthy breakfast, wrote in my journal, and did my meal planning for the week 😤💪

Forget the WotC Christmas card list I'm proud to be on the @alkalters.bsky.social Christmas card list (Thanks buddy, and Happy New Year!)