I remember finding a book in the middle school library that read like a middle schooler wrote a porn novel. The main need guy graduates, the hot cheerleader goes to his house for "fun", is basically a terminator bot sent to kill him, and the girl next door saves him and they have fun instead.

HA HA HAUURRRYY UP!

Shout out to @turn1proxy.bsky.social for this awesome textured alter! I love all the smaller swirls within the concentric circles. The Air swirl watermark is a really nice touch.

Teach your friends how to punch NYAMちゃんに腰の入ったパンチを教えてあげましたっ☆

my absolute fav part of the Sean Payton article on ESPN

Another art trade with @turn1proxy.bsky.social :D I'll be posting the card he sent me later today! #mtgalter #EDH #mtgedh #Strixhaven

I got these nifty 3D printed twisty counters and I realized my Sierra, Nuka's Biggest Fan deck would benefit so much from having a way to distinguish her quest counters from other counters. I may be over did the metallic paint scratches, but I think in a second attempt I'd nail it.

@kesswylie.kess.co I just want you to know that your experiment was a success. Since you convinced me to start one piece on March 13th, 2025, I have watched up to episode 1156. I've watched roughly 1000 episodes in the span of 1 year and 1 month (I stopped after I got to Elbaf.)

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social I was wondering if you knew any papers or research about aquatic aposematism? I was made aware that critters like the blue ring octopus are venomous, but we don't have confirmation that the coloration is advertising that. Any insights into this?

Very excited to announce the "Light the Way" grant program aimed at making a positive impact on our communities through player engagement and/or charity. Let's use our influence for good and make a difference together! See details below. Apply now: forms.gle/gT4jm2kTCzfn...

Does anyone know how to clearly scan in hand drawn art to make magic tokens? Maybe an easy way to clean them up that isnt AI? Maybe it's just my scanner, but I haven't had great luck in the traditional to digital medium transfer.

Jealousy is not attractive. I do NOT covet the entire section of the board that is dedicated to my son. I am not bitter that I missed the fbl-pin at MagicCon Minneapolis while I was literally there the whole weekend T.T I am ecstatic that @magicmishamigo.bsky.social's collection is that sick though.

My dog LOVES to lick people. I'm here favorite salt lick given the choice. At first we thought she was nervous. Then we thought she was trying to soothe my anxiety. Frankly, I think she just likes doing it. Maybe it's the texture, but ragrdless it's her world and we're just licking in it. #Dog

I decided since I'm building a commander Squirrel Girl deck I should make a new Squirrel Token! #magicthegathering #mtgalter #3dalter #squirrel #pokemon

Nyxathid (Jumpstart) Artist: Raymond Swanland Born of volcanic forces, it thrives on the absolute panic it inspires. #magicthegathering #mtg

Hey I'm going to see Weird Al, anyone need anything?

pov: waiting for that sweet sweet petrichor

Just a good card

I've had this stupid idea for months and I finally have an excuse to take a little time to put it into the world #makeaterriblecomicday2026

I feel bad for many of the new collectors and TCG nerds. Collecting isn't about the money or the value, it's about loving the things. Sure, rarity/scarcity is part of the hunt, but that is part of what makes the hunt the enjoyable part ya know?

me with jace beleren

I'm looking to sell some MTG cards! Offering to mutuals & friends first. Will accept trades. I've sorted it by price first so I'm not wasting anyone's time. docs.google.com/spreadsheets... I'm also selling everything you need for a Shrines commander deck, -3 cards. See thread below.

Greetings divination wizards: Your daily portent rolls are 14 and upside down 3. Please remember these fade by the end of the day. Use them wisely, and most importantly, timely.

It might not be a hot take, but people need to understand that there's an amazing grassoots style movement of independent style events happening out here that are changing lives. Big love to @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social for helping me find another way to express it.

DING DING DING! 500 followers! A big thank you to y'all I will run the giveaway later tonight, so here is your last chance to enter: Like and repost one of these giveaway posts to be entered for a FREE #commission slot for a #mtgtoken or #mtgcounter #mtg #mtgtokens #mtgart #mtgalters #mtgaltart

I've been playing Vampires the Masquerade:Swansong and while it's a buggy, shtty mess, I love being back in the World of darkness.

This is Penny. She found the perfect stick today and is determined to retrieve it. Hasn’t moved an inch so far, but her human didn't raise a quitter. 13/10 (IG: aussies_exploregon)

Its no Kwik trip membership card, but about as valid as any other ID (including the kiwk trip members card) Make yours here: kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice

"Each thought you have is a gift. Gifts are meant to be shared, and to do that you must be Present. Don't sell out your own ideas. Don't use AI." - DeliBoss the Delibird

yeah, you could say I’m an ally

Turns out you CAN buy loyalty: literally pay your employees and work with their union, then advertise that you do so. When you do, you attract new customers. I hadn't used card kingdom until tcgplayer/ebay started doing union busting.

Aw hell yeag, my @b0tster.yeag.gay stickers arrived today! I’m so hype to slap some of these up across PDX c:

Baypaintstudios is expanding a bit, so I'm in the middle of moving my studio around to make room. (Got some fun stuff to share soon!) So here's a throw back alter from 2022. #mtg #mtgalters #magicthegathering#CEDH

Can @bailierosenlund.bsky.social, @adityab.net and I interest you in some magical gender-change shenanigans this Pride Month? Read the whole story in MONSTERS IN LOVE: A PRIDE SPECIAL from @readtinyonion.bsky.social and @darkhorse.com. In stores now!

Let’s learn about cirrate octopuses and how to tell flapjacks and dumbos apart! 🧵🧪🐙🐡

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: The plural of octopus is now Octopleides. THIS CONCLUDES OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THANK YOU.

do u think artists of old would see the thousands of u amazing artists with ur affordable art supplies and digital art and undo buttons and just happy cry knowing that anyone can do art without needing to be the luckiest person on the planet anymore

[Going to the doctor and showing them this picture] can you make me this? Is there a procedure to give me a Dog in Hat Eating Hot Dog kind of life? This is what I want

If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time.

Deer bush thing

A crab I made up for a discord prompt 😊 Ink drawing #crab #crustaceans #inverts #inkdrawing

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

My newest alter, Vizzerdrix as Ms. Bumbleflower! I love the bunny murder memes and had to paint this :D She will be up for sale through an auction soon! #mtgalter #vizzerdrix #msbumbleflower #edh #mtgcommander

I gotta be honest, I wasn’t too familiar with Max Borne, the Spider-Man from the year 2211. But when I learned I had the honor of painting a character designed by Mike Wieringo, this assignment was pure joy. And I think that comes through in the final. The original is up for auction until Sunday!

-Me, a slave driver, cracking the whip against my dog: "Okay, if you want your peanut butter snack, you need to show me your paw! Good girl. Okay, other one!" - Doesn't actually let me shake her paw. "Nooo, give me your paw. You know how this works." -biggest hurt eyes as she slowly relinquishes paw