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hashtag jace beleren hashtag flex hashtag goated

(joking) CONFIRMED??!!??!!!!??!??!?!?!?

I don't think I posted this here?

This week we’re telling you what happened in episodes 4 and 5 of the main story of Lorwyn: Eclipsed! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Thank you to everyone who voted, especially those of you who voted in both rounds. I'm told that The Radley Awards will be back next year, in spite of our top researchers indicating that it is the primary cause for a global condition called "seafood madness."

Tha $lick Decapod won the TIEBREAKER HELL GAUNTLET by a single vote, with 17 total votes between Bluesky and Radley's Discord server versus his opponent, ENTROPY INCARNATE, who totaled 16 votes. In this singular case, entropy does NOT come for us all.

Okay, you stinkers. The time has come. Blood has been spilled, the fight has been won, and a winner has been chosen. YOUR winner for The Radley Awards 2025 for Best Shrimp, and sole survivor of the TIEBREAKER HELL GAUNTLET is... THA $LICK DECAPOD!!! May his reign of terror be short-lived.

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Theros is fucked. Imagine if you lived in Ohio, and then when you went to hell it was also Ohio.

Okay, you ding-dongs. I have tabulated the votes for this year's The Radley Awards 2025 Best Shrimp, and… WE HAVE A TIE. So I am invoking the sacred TIEBREAKER HELL GAUNTLET. One day. Cast your votes for our two remaining contestants. I'll announce the winner tomorrow night. Other info below:

Anyway, you don't have long to get your TIEBREAKER HELL GAUNTLET votes in. Second verse, same as the first: Just comment the name of who you'd like to see win, the Best Shrimp will be crowned tomorrow night, and the dawn of a new Shrimp Empire shalt begin!

For the sake of transparency, the main votes are tabulated between both Bluesky and one of Radley's various Discord servers. Here's the poll I ran on Discord, with the count of votes I did on the main post (the dots next to each name are individual Bluesky votes, the number at the end is the total)

The most pertinent rule to know for the TIEBREAKER HELL GAUNTLET: If the next vote is also a tie, per the ancient bylaws, Radley will be summoned to choose the winner himself. He may choose a winner arbitrarily. He may declare both contestants as losers… or worse. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.

this mf got compleated... ... and stabbed through the heart AND HE STILL WON. 😎 #JaceBeleren #Flex #goated

#mtg #JaceBeleren #Flex #goated

IM HAVING THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED IN MARBULA ONE TODAY FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE

I'm closing votes for this year's Radley Awards at 9pm CST tonight, so if you want to vote for one of your problematic faves among the nominees for Best Shrimp, get in there and drop a vote!

it's another Jace coming apart at the seams! I have this tattoos as break-lines vision also idk, they are not truly crack shaped but... I am also working on this in a more detailed version because I want to practice shading, but I like to do some posterize + gradient map before going detail mode 😎

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Jace, the Living Guildpact energy

4) Dr. Hamilton Primple, DO A beloved primary care physician from Utah, Dr. Hamilton Primple, DO is known for his love of family, windsurfing, and golf. He's also a cannibal, and has been described by his accountant as "a blight upon all that is decent." This is Dr. Primple's first nomination.

3) ENTROPY INCARNATE "Shrimps God help us all... There's nothing behind those cold eyes. As prophecy foretold, ENTROPY INCARNATE hath decended upon us. To dust, we shalt all return. That's pretty messed up, tbh." —A emergency transmission excerpt originating from Shrimps Planet

2) Tha $lick Decapod AKA the "Grim Don of the Shallows." Tha $lick Decapod has taken the underground rap world by storm. His single "I, A Shrimp, Had Sex With Both Of Your Human Parents" went #1, and won four Grammys and a condemnation from the U.N. Can he manage to snag his first The Radley Award?

1) "The Guzzler" Our rotten 2024 champion returns to defend his crown. "The Guzzler" is a known ne'er-do-well, knife juggler, and sower of discord. Our top interviewer went to ask him some questions on the red carpet, but has since gone missing. Will this utter piece of shit come out on top again?

Okay, you goofballs. Despite the protestations of my lawyers, grandparents, and one very concerned psychic, it is with deep distress that I bring you The Radley Awards 2025! Who will take home this year's hotly contested award for Best Shrimp? CONTESTANT THREAD BELOW 🧵:

KPOP demon hunters MTG alter set ⭐️💜 what a crazy year this movie had!! I’m thinking of redrawing all the girls on new commanders, hmmm 🤔 I’m a big fan obviously

who is familiar with making high quality proxies that feel like real magic cards? i want to make a proxy of Bone Shredder except the art is my favorite musician, Bones Shredder, and i want to put it in a deck without it feeling off from other cards

Moodmark paint is diy telepathy if you think abt it

In 2025, two thousand, nine hundred, and eighty-nine Magic cards were printed with new art. Carly Milligan made the best two. They were also her first two. Absolutely salivating in anticipation of what comes next.

Christmas shopping done done officially now I can go back to my investing in radley coin

If Radley had 5 to 7 eggs: "yeah, so i have half a dozen eggs"

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at this point I still dont know who or what radley is and im afraid to ask

everyone clap and cheer for me NOW

I’ve seen a lot of people talking about the Liliana that shows up at the end of #LorwynEclipsed story. As much as I’m 100% for Fractured Reality being a modern Time Spiral, I want to remind that we’ve seen Liliana dressed in White before but still Black in color. Color ID =/= Outfit color

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UGH I WISH I WASNT AT MY STUPID FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW OTHERWISE YOUD NEVER HEAR THE END OF ME SCREAMING ABOUT OKO NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THIS BITCH LIKE SIMON AND I DO

PEOPLE NEED 2 STOP SAYING OKO'S ORIGINAL BACKSTORY WAS NEVER ACTUALLY IN THE TEXT IT WAS LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE WILDERED QUEST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 IM SORRY I REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOVE OKO'S ORIGINAL BACKSTORY I THINK IT'S SO MUCH MORE COMPELLING THAN THE LORWYN VERSION FUUUUUUCKK

Tyvar and Niko went to Strixhaven to play Mage Tower, which Kirol also does, further proving Tyvar is a grungler,

(Radley Eclipsed) Me: "Oh, there's Radley, just standing around." (A man steps in front of Radley, blocking him from sight) Me: "Woah, red alert! He's been eclipsed." (The man steps away, bringing Radley back into view) Me: "Phew, crisis averted! That was close."

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REMEMBER WHAT THEY COULDVE GIVEN US

we need a reference of lluwen in lorwyn!!!! anyway i drew them :3

The first Kirol/Lluwen fic has been posted to AO3. The rest of you need to step it up, nerds. Get this ship sailing. #MTGLorwyn #Vorthos

BITE!!!

i need to post about Oko

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eugh i hate to say it but i do not like the Lorwyn Eclipsed story. there are many elements of it that i think are Bad, and it feels so much worse considering the last magic story set was Edge Of Eternities, which is a fucking MASTERPIECE