Everyone is excited to see amber crack packs but when I make content with her it's "weird" and "clout chasing" (JK everyone loved the shit out of this video)

Was just editing my promo for guesting with @steelcitysteph.bsky.social on @girudo.bsky.social. If I cut out, you know why. STAY SAFE OUT THRRE.

Turd steps inside the anus where the butts poop, shit, and even fart.

FOUR DAYS I CANNOT WAIT.

Tonight's COMMANDER NIGHT here at @steelcitymtg.bsky.social. 🩵 We're going to be playing some high-powered casual with @bill.spikefeeders.com and @mentalmisplay.bsky.social at 10pm EST, and we're bringing the HEAT! 🔥 See ya then! twitch.tv/SteelCityMTG -- Sponsored by @girudo.bsky.social 🧡

I been in my feels/fomo/have vs have not about TMNT ambassadorship but for REAL, I would rather see Celtic out here repping it than me any day of the week. Dood has been going HAMBONE every day since the food truck got spotted to rep this shit and he couldn't deserve it more. Congratz dood.

Quit "green mana sources" 2 months ago and the dreams are BACK. I seen a bunch of you guys in em too. 👀👀👀

A 3 mode farewell has hit the table in a 5 player game. Rt and comment to dislike this.

The WHAT clan?

cEDH discord mods be like

My fave comment on the amber clout chasing vid 🤣🤣🤣

Inception!

If we can get Tom Brady to wear a shirt with this pic on it I s2g 🤣🤣🤣

I got the stupidest shirt imaginable in the mail today.

Love that this exists and honored to have Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator be a part of @bvigaming.bsky.social #BlackHistoryMonth Gaming Showcase. Check out the replay for a bunch of passionate indie devs making the games they want to see.

Hi magic oldheads, creators, and personalities! Do you want to draft Revised!? I have an unsearched complete box and I am looking for a featured player or two to do a draft on stream! If you can get yourself to NYC for May 23rd I will comp your entry into the event <3 Reach out

HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT!! GREASERS FROM DIMENSION X!!! Looks like I play Boros Aggro Blink now. 🤷🏻 Glooks @comicgeekpunk.bsky.social

If you don't f w this idk what to tell you. My dude went harder than ANYTHKNG. Dex on zero, constitution on MAX. Piercing resist MAX. Saving throws? Infinite.

SECRET BOOTLEG PLANECHASE SET??!?

Can we PLEASE get Owen Harris (directed Knight of 7 Kingdoms EP 5) to do some First Law. @joeabercrombie.com what's up. I KNOW You know that shit was crazy.

7 x homo fries and IKY platter please. Keep the change. 😘

The real question is does the guy who cheated at curling lie in cEDH.

"Sorry, I'm in shock"

For a bit of a brighter update, we're moving full steam ahead with our Indie Format Showcase! Come by the Carnival area and learn to play Pauper, check out the Momir Cube, or try your hand at Wizard's Tower with our creators and event hosts! ✨

NOT THE CURSED WOULD YOU RATHER. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The timeline delivers.

You should play this card more chat.

Hop in the piss fish. Things are about to get weird AF.

The targeted adds called to me and NGL, it kinda rips. Tagging in @sergeyager.bsky.social

Not only is this town big enough for the two of us, BUT IT CAN FIT TWO MORE THAN THAT! I've even heard of some towns that can fit 5. 6 is two many tho. Fuck that town. Those guys are animals.

cEDH is re-wetting the dried Wets and I will not be explaining further.

Posted this am abt bracket 1 decks, and it has been officially canonized. Bracket 1 players are called "doinkers" from now on. www.instagram.com/reel/DU51EgD...

One mans stim is another man's trigger.

"Fuld's Ever Waking Nightmare" Look like someone didn't Short That Baby!

Think I can get backstage to play commander at this one?

If ur CGI isn't vaporwave, miss me with that shit.

Ok, they got me with the Stan Sakai. Absolutely goated omega tier drop. 10/10.

If you got those lil black flecks on your sleeve I'm judging you. Idgaf.

I went to the most liminal ass haunted ass wonderful ass LGS tonight and had such a good time. 🥰🥰🥰.

Pov, ur showing me the new gilded lotus (I'm saying it enthusiastically)

Idk g Matt Tabak as a scapegoat when anyone disagrees w me about magic from now on. "Sorry, I don't make the rules. Matt Tabak does" 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

I was hype cause I thought that was a hotdog on my sweatshirt 🤣

"it's a value lanowar elf I swear 😭😭😭😭

welp!

Fell asleep on the couch watching Broken Arrow. Peak dad behavior.

Fit check.

Might need to get an alter made 🤣🤣🤣

Finish the following sentence: My name is _____ and I'm the _____ of the Magic the Gathering community. Example: My name is Alan and I'm the Slurms MacKenzie of the Magic the Gathering community