i went from oversharing on facebook to twitter to bluesky and i truly don't know where I'm going to retreat to next. Maybe yelp reviews that have barely anything to do with the establishment but plenty to do with my dad?

This interview was my first bit of PR. Honestly, a great chat. Thanks to Asher for having me on.

Anyone going to MagicCon who is local to Atlanta?

Anyone here an Atlanta local?

We need an indicator on shows that says "amazing first season, really stupid later on."

Extended art cards are actually called magic uncrustables

when someone steals my graded card

Do you think any of the people who said Harry Potter was demonic 20 years ago are looking at all the hate she gets now and thinking “we told you about that shit”

I'm going to go to combat. Round of priority. Anyone got anything?

Me trying to type something about the news

I’m really happy with where my life is at this point, but I can’t help but think about the Volcano Burrito. I don’t understand why things worked out the way they did, but that’s life.

I think I’m not a very jealous person romantically, but when it comes to two other guys wearing the same track suit who have a secret handshake, I’m a disaster.

I just think it’s funny that no one’s asking ME about commander. Here are my thoughts. Thread (1/x):

Which magic card would make the best Midwest emo band name?

What’s today?

I force fed four people Jesus Christ Superstar tonight. The work is done.

I hope wizards calls people who exclusively buy product at Target and never set foot into a card store The Target Demographic.

Murphy had to go to the doctor

Before you say anything about the latest XT...

This was my pitch for a jake meet and greet. They didn't take it.

I have an idea called MTG Cribs where I go over to your house and film you showing off your collection and tens of thousands of cards but then instead I edit it to be an episode of Hoarders

I shaved my beard for this bit and I have no jawline so you have to watch

John Madden quotes are my religion. "There's nothing that is worse than a phony, because players will see through a phony. You don't have any longevity. If you're gonna have longevity, you better be yourself. And you better be yourself every doggone day."

It has been really challenging, deciding what we eat for dinner while we watch Yellowjackets. I think that chili dogs are going to be okay?

It is with deep regret that I will be leaving the rap game. Statement soon to follow.

Get a peek behind the curtain of our biggest production ever! We’ve got tons of bloopers, outtakes, insights, and secret easter eggs from the production of our Sci-Fi epic. Whether you're a filmmaker, creator, or MTG fan, you don't wanna miss this one: youtu.be/DOcXPRua2Hg

New to the game. Maybe you can help. How do you know when enough is enough in a friendship? For context, I have been playing Magic since 2016 and Mike is driving me crazy. I currently have about 10 decks and he has been doomtexting me constantly for 15 years. Looking for budget solutions.

How do I become the leader of an HOA without owning a home? I’m told I have the personality for it. Not sure what that means, but I’m at a “say yes to things” place in life.

Premiere has a feature that analyzes all of your footage so that you can search for things like "stargate" and find what it thinks matches instantly. @jimtsf.bsky.social showed me this months ago and I've found it really useful on my stargate retrospective.

idea: a sniper character whose long hair all goes to one side

We made a magic movie! It was a huge spaceship set with over 120 VFX shots.

A long time ago in a universe far, far beyond... (1/4)

Funny story about this picture: I shot it alone at my house and I didn't know where the focus was on this really shallow lens. I set it up on a timer to fire 10 times and I just slowly leaned forward and picked the one where I was in focus.

You shouldn’t watch Happy Gilmore 2. I will report you.

Crazy few weeks. Three really cool projects are out. Honestly, we are cooking over here.

You NEED to see the new short that @commandcast.bsky.social put together - www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclO... It's Universes Beyond anything you've ever seen.

WHAT?! This is so awesome! 😍 #WOTCStaff @commandcast.bsky.social

The bar has been raised. If you love Magic: The Gathering, you need to watch this.

We made a spaceship.

“I’m just trying to fill up my graveyard”

“When he goes to the graveyard, I’m just gonna redirect him back to The Command Zone.”

Audio mixing tip: To globally offset the whole mix at once use the Master Fader. Make a point to bring up the Master Fader as often as possible in conversation because it has a funny name.

Things you can say during a Commander game, but not at a funeral.

We’re doing something big.

I can't believe this is real.

Doing the thing so hard that everyone asks me to “please stop doing the thing.”

I get to update my bio! New job title yippee!

This was such a good game. No noise complaints this time even though we blew the damn doors off with a marching band.

Spend the viewer’s time wisely. They’re giving you an opportunity to spend their time. That’s a big deal.

My aunt Becky used to tell us if we were mean, we'd go to the mean babysitter Carol's house and she was no good. You didn't want to go there. There was no Carol. This is also how hell was invented.