Four people playing cards casually over webcam “OH MY GOD THIS POD IS STACKED GET IN HERE I AM DYING HELP PLEASE HELP ME”

Is it wrong to catfish as my own personal assistant who doesn’t exist just to look cool in front of friends and family who want to hang out with me

Bad credit? No credit? I will be your friend.

Thinking about him 😪

Starting a Starfield run as Buzz Lightyear. This is what Bethesda games are for.

New phone bg so I can be reminded why I grind every day.

Love is Blind but for Magic where you have to tell me what you have cause I can't see.

there are friends and then there's "a buddy of mine." most of you mfs are a buddy of mine.

Feeling as likable as James Corden lately

I need to apologize to people who are in their thirties for all the smoke I sent your way while I was in my twenties. I feel so ancient and irrelevant and I’m not even halfway through this. Working on my will.

I love the feeling of beating decks whose sole purpose seems to be wasting time via control. Have a plan, jerk.

Add this to the list of decks I’m building just because the lil guy is cute.

As it turns out, singleton doesn’t mean you have one single kind of card in your magic commander deck. If anyone is looking for 99 copies of Forbidden Orchard, lmk.

Okay Bluesky my feed will now be presented in 3D

Difficult people: “I’m easy. Just make me a dvd.” You want me to author you a dvd in 2026.

Suddenly cats are willing to play ball with daylight savings time when it benefits them.

As a huge TMNT fan, I tried to approach Wizards of the Coast with a potential reveal for the set. I worked really hard on it, but was swiftly denied and implored not to post my creation.

People are so afraid of Al. Guys, there’s nothing to be scared of. He’s just the guy in the chicken costume from Toy Story 2. Gimme a break!

I think that the real puppet master behind surveillance and intelligence is the only one who stands to gain anything from knowing what the fuck I’m getting up to. Santa.

I’m putting together a team.

These ninja turtle alt art cards are so cute. I know people want to hate but...

If Barney the Dinosaur was a card, what would he do?

Cookin

Okay, so what I’m finding is that Australia is actually just a place that is really far south. That’s what they mean.

I didn’t get him anything for Presidents’ Day.

Is everyone gonna be mean if I treat this like a removal spell?

I’m done being pissed off. From now on, I’m gonna do the opposite. I’m gonna be pissed on.

Duolingo doesn’t understand the Pandora’s box it just opened.

Oh so nobody wants to draft alchemy lorwyn.

You should go see Send Help. It’s a really fun movie and it’s way better with a crowd.

Something about a shared facebook profile says he's on his last warning.

I have a theory that the Cha Cha Slide is probably the best possible alarm clock. Will report back with my findings. Thanks!

If drawing a card is worth one card, what's tutoring up a basic worth?

The patriots really need a board wipe.

Something about Lorwyn is all the little freaks

Pogo song of Jeff Probst

I’m so sick of having a rule 34 conversation before every game.

What do we think they're going to do with this upcoming R&B announcement? I really hope it's a TLC Secret Lair or a Prince commander deck.

I can see the future. The gods speak to me in complete sentences.

What's a funny thing to use as a playmat that is: 1. Not annoying to use 2. Not a playmat

So the Pro Bowl is just The Disney Channel Games?

It’s always the same type of dude who plays their cards upside down at me at prerelease. I get it. New cards. It is strictly courteous. But why’s it always the same type of dude?

Thinking about decorating my home office like a Subway. Anyone know where they source their high res prints of onions being cut?

If your speakers make little buzzing sounds from GPU coil whine, use optical audio. Sweet silence.

Played spaceships at lunch with @alsonamedjosh.bsky.social

THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT. Turns out my wife’s whole office orders $150 worth of DoorDash every week on my credit card by accident. Not even mad.

hot magic video editor tech: If you add fades to a stack of cards, they all mix together in a weird way half way through since you're revealing layers you wouldn't normally see. True for any graphics that are stacked on top of each other. Sometimes it looks cleaner to fade to where you're going.

Streaming services should have a shuffle mode for shows like Seinfeld.

I’m gonna log each time I lose 25 in this thread. First 25lbs down.

I am in tears. Due to the origins of the universe, I’ve always been aware that ecstasy is the nature of existence but I’ve never felt it until today in this moment when I read the words “Volcano Quesarito”