Six years ago when I moved into my apartment, I realized a kid had just joined band because he was practicing next to his open window. I was annoyed at the idea of living next to that, but I stopped caring when he kept getting better over time.

The gang’s all here.

If you put your car in park in the drive through, you clearly never worked in one and had a 20 year old breathing down your neck about your window times.

Funnel cakes rule We’re the funnel cakes.

The biggest mistake NFL broadcasting makes is not including a slide whistle sound effect during passing plays.

Turns out my costume *is* on a magic card.

So what is this? A town where everyone looks like @gavinverhey.bsky.social? Is this thing on? 🎤

Who is the most attractive character on a magic card? Bonus points if they’re in Jeskai.

Come over

That Skattebo injury is horrendous.

Landlord beige is perfect in the autumn.

Cool projects at work. Cool projects at home. Cool project at lunch. There isn’t enough time to do all the shit I want to do which feels like the opposite of depression.

Thinking about the volcano menu

This looked like an anti-EDHREC graphic at a glance.

Such a great stream with [REDACTED].

According to pods I play with, I commonly play with "B.O." which doesn't make any sense to me because there is no bracket zero. I don't think my decks are that bad. Still, everyone points my way and says "they stink."

When someone calls me and they’re speaking at a normal rate and is making perfect sense, one of my favorite things to do is say “WHOA WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN. YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE” like on tv.

When my mom asks me if she loses unspent mana after the declare attackers phase

Over the Garden Wall secret lair would go hard.

Entertainment should entertain. We’re not entitled to attention and making the most of someone’s time they gave you is number one.

I’m at a point where I’ve got too many personal projects going on and they all have momentum and results. It’s a nice way to be. I wish there were more hours in the day.

My biggest problem with lobbycons is that I have to come downstairs to pick up my doordash and I don't need to be crossing paths with work associates while carrying a bag of wingstop in my teeth while madly walking on all fours in my short shorts.

People are always jerks when I money draft and bail at cubecon.

I've been shopping for used cars because I don't feel like going back into debt when my lease is up. The cleanest cars I'm finding are all gold because that's what the old people bought 20 years ago. It's a lame color until you consider how cool it'd look with a giant dollar sign on the door/hood.

To what degree did negative influencer commentary impact your perceptions of me? 1 = Bascially pretty good! 5 = That's just your opinion

My favorite genre of film and television is now Guy on TikTok Mowing a Lawn for Free and Neighbors Call the Cops.

Reply with a video of yours that you're proud of.

Chris Jones just standing there at the end.

It's about the gathering!

The Steakhouse Sirloin with Pesto Butter and Tomato Risotto is unbelievable. Even better, Oven-Ready meal kits from Home Chef come with their own tin, so clean-up was so simple! Sign up for Home Chef and get $4.99/Serving + Free Shipping!

Tron is just Digimon.

Both of my teams have been a disaster this season but at least my picture matches my players so they think I’m one of them.

Now I get to sing along, too.

Almost done with my MTG version of the Wendy Williams show. Just need to figure out the studio audience.

To all of you people who said I’d never amount to anything, I’ll have you know I just fished the drawstring out of my gym shorts and they’re like brand new now. Be careful who you underestimate.

Brackets always make me feel like I’m pigeonholing a deck by making it a 3 or 4. If I can make it good as a 2, then I’m free to play it anywhere. It almost makes me feel like a meathead when I build a 4. Was this the intended outcome? If so, I’m impressed by the system.

i ain't reading all that

I need more suggestions for cartoon cards. archidekt.com/decks/163888...

Can my neighbor downstairs hear when I fart while sitting on the floor

i continue to live up to trans girl stereotypes by appearing in this episode to talk about a catgirl 😸

The Command Strips is my gameplay channel where you remove an article of clothing every time you take damage. On the flip side, whenever you gain life, you must put on an article of clothing. What deck are you bringing?

@jakeboss.bsky.social and I finished our ATLA rewatch!! I'm so excited for this set to come out 😁 #MTGxATLA

I watched a film where Jonah Hill played a character named Moneyball. I don’t think that was very nice of them to call him that.

What’s the current best way to input deck lists quickly?

This guy just made me the best imaginary hamburger 🍔 @jakeboss.bsky.social #MCAtlanta

This is so cool.

My Greet-n-Meat is at 6am tomorrow!! Come by so I can ask you burger or dog from in front of my barbecue. I’ll be there until I’m removed.

This is my room key. Are you kidding me

With all the various forms of commander I’ve worked on, I’ve developed strong options on what makes a good table. The perfect commander table is 3’x5’ exactly and it’s way less common than you’d think. Not too far from your opponent’s while still having a margin for your hand and other lil things.