Jake Boss
@jakeboss.bsky.social
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Director of Production at The Command Zone.
Thank you to
@alsonamedjosh.bsky.social
for teaching me about spamming board wipes.
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5 days ago
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Murph
7 days ago
I really wish Jake told me that his teleporter was broken BEFORE I agreed to this
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My first guest had a tough time on the way in⦠MTG Tonight is live on my channel now.
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7 days ago
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There are a lot less space anomalies in adult life than I expected.
8 days ago
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If you ever feel down on yourself, just remember:
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9 days ago
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I think we stopped toilet tech dev when we discovered that we could go 1 and 2 in it. What other use cases are there for a magic bowl that replaces all the water inside like magic? If I load the back with wine I could convince people I'm the Jesus.
9 days ago
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Guy who owns a cybertruck and advertises his business on it so he can mark it as a business expense while inadvertently making himself look like a moron
10 days ago
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When do I get in the gobble queue
11 days ago
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This is my pitch for a panel at MagicCon Atlanta
12 days ago
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My mom got a quote for getting a deck built by professionals and it was $30K. Idk why she doesnāt come to me on this stuff. I could build her a solid deck out of my bulk with half the labor costs.
13 days ago
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Me when someone steals my graded card
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Courage the Cowardly Dog: Return the Slab
ALT: Courage the Cowardly Dog: Return the Slab
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13 days ago
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This is legit one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me or my stuff.
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15 days ago
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I should wait, but I wonāt. We are back.
16 days ago
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What are the wordiest Rakdos cards that are playable?
17 days ago
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I used to feel out of the loop on old commander cards because I was too new. Now I'm out of the loop on all these new cards because I'm so abysmally exhausted.
17 days ago
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wishing I was at the red gathering point.
18 days ago
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Secret Lair does too many command towers. I should not have to choose between Cybertron and SpongeBobās pineapple. I should get to play both. It is my right.
18 days ago
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you guys have to try this new format
19 days ago
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Either we talk like human beings on zoom or we introduce zoom call speak into real life. I canāt have it both ways.
19 days ago
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21 days ago
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If your landlord is incarcerated, do you have to pay rent?
22 days ago
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Iām so sick of having a rule 34 conversation before every game.
22 days ago
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Thank god it's Friday. The week after Vegas is always exhausting. Tonight I'm going to go home, switch off the phone and stay up late watching cartoons.
22 days ago
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Scryfall is such an amazing tool. You can get so specific with your searches.
scryfall.com/search?as=gr...
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22 days ago
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āØWomen+ in MagicāØ
22 days ago
Join the Women+ In Magic Ally Network: a crew of men stepping up to make Magic spaces safer kinder and more inclusive. Less standing by, more showing up! How to join: Fill out the form and share how you want to help! Link:
women-in-magic-ally-network.mailerpage.io
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22 days ago
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A little spooked in my hotel room. When I woke up this morning, someone had clearly and obviously farted. I don't know if housekeeping came through while I was sleeping or something, but the whole situation just stinks.
26 days ago
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Veggis baby
28 days ago
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Itās about the gathering
28 days ago
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Thereās a dentist convention in town. This is gonna be a good con.
28 days ago
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One time I didn't realize I put two copies of Nature's Lore in my deck because one was the secret lair. I thought to myself "whatever. Three Visits is a legal card and it's the same thing." But instead of saying that aloud to my friends, I murmured my way through the turn and someone pointed it out.
about 1 month ago
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This game is insane. The format feels like survivor.
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about 1 month ago
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Neon Dynasty premier drafts are up. Not a drill.
about 1 month ago
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How many praise breaks is normal for a commander game
about 1 month ago
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The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme was fucking MIDI this whole time.
about 2 months ago
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Is it wrong to catfish as my own personal assistant who doesnāt exist just to look cool in front of friends and family who want to hang out with me
2 months ago
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Bad credit? No credit? I will be your friend.
2 months ago
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Thinking about him šŖ
2 months ago
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Starting a Starfield run as Buzz Lightyear. This is what Bethesda games are for.
2 months ago
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New phone bg so I can be reminded why I grind every day.
2 months ago
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Love is Blind but for Magic where you have to tell me what you have cause I can't see.
2 months ago
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there are friends and then there's "a buddy of mine." most of you mfs are a buddy of mine.
2 months ago
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Feeling as likable as James Corden lately
2 months ago
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I need to apologize to people who are in their thirties for all the smoke I sent your way while I was in my twenties. I feel so ancient and irrelevant and Iām not even halfway through this. Working on my will.
2 months ago
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I love the feeling of beating decks whose sole purpose seems to be wasting time via control. Have a plan, jerk.
2 months ago
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Add this to the list of decks Iām building just because the lil guy is cute.
3 months ago
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As it turns out, singleton doesnāt mean you have one single kind of card in your magic commander deck. If anyone is looking for 99 copies of Forbidden Orchard, lmk.
3 months ago
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Okay Bluesky my feed will now be presented in 3D
3 months ago
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Difficult people: āIām easy. Just make me a dvd.ā You want me to author you a dvd in 2026.
3 months ago
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Suddenly cats are willing to play ball with daylight savings time when it benefits them.
3 months ago
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