The wizard mixes up beverages that taste like wintergreen, cranberry and sunlight to have with the ex-paladin, who brought lilac pancakes from the baker.

jesus christ book of enoch spoilers on my tl

Behaviores Report; 100% goode!

Spencer Pratt won't see your mean posts, but...actually no he evidently name searches so there's a good chance he will, go nuts on his ass.

enjoying my anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences

Free Geremy!

Geremy Arteaga Cruz is a high school student who came to the US as an unaccompanied minor from Honduras and he's been sitting in ICE detention since January even though his lawyers say his asylum application was granted in 2025, and his lawyers also say he's a victim of human trafficking.

More than half of the publicly identified donors to Trump’s golden ballroom have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion. Corruption at its finest.

i think a safe rule of thumb is, this hasn't happened yet if it hasn't been confirmed by @tarahoot.bsky.social (who we need to get back on here)

Confirming with my own eyes and pics what several fellow Washingtonians have said about this post with hundreds of shares and earnest comments: straight up misinformation

A second case of screwworm has been identified in Texas 6 miles from the first. I think we are at the beginning of a real catastrophe if we don't get on top of this. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

i do think ai is something that has obvious use cases, especially in tech, and those will manifest eventually in modest to moderate productivity gains. but the "ai in everything" pitch is stupid, people are right* to despise it, and politicians are committing malpractice if they don't capitalize

Oh. Well. That is definitely a very detrimental choice what was made. Fast-tracked themselves all the way to yikes.

the kids are in bed and my wife and I are going to eat fancy steaks we picked up from a local steakhouse and drink wine in our pajamas have a lovely evening everyone

You thought this pizza was delivery? No dude, it's DiGiorno. Obviously it's DiGiorno. You idiot

…Are you kidding me? This country's treatment of voice actors is fucking abysmal. Aqua Teen Hunger Force essentially built Adult Swim, & if there were any justice, Carey Means shouldn't have to work another day in his life. Between this & Andy Merrill's trouble, i just… what the fuck. What the fuck.

Movies are developed over years so it is really surreal and on the nose that the worst chuds in US politics have put "HR lady" in the national discourse as an epithet on the same weekend a movie comes out that makes He-Man a literal "HR lady" whose biggest "strength" turns out to be his HR skills.

my cat is stoned on the ‘nip & rubbing his chin on everything for a stim

@shivambhatt.bsky.social @falselogic.bsky.social are either you aware of this? I figure if anybody I know would be, it would be one of or both of you.

My years-overdue livetweet of The Last Trial, a Russian D&D musical based on the Dragonlance series It's about a dark mage's quest for power at all costs... but it's also about a high priestess who believes in compassion at all costs. It's also insane & I'm kind of obsessed

Thanks to this thread I'm watching this right now and it's the best thing I've ever seen

The liberal/left example of masculinity everybody is looking for... is the new He-Man movie.

They would HATE the new He-man movie if they went and saw it.

the extent to which ""leftist"" thought leaders are adopting far-right language about hr ladies tells you a lot about what noosphere they're stewing in

BRING BACK TACTILE KEYBOARDS LIKE BLACKBERRY HAD!!!

Tbf - my expectations were not very high. But I was

blowing my mind right now that I've been doing silkscreen prints for over 30 years - first one was December 1992

The liberal/left example of masculinity everybody is looking for... is the new He-Man movie.

I think that every day people should be able to have trusted but ultimately nefarious and ill-intentioned viziers

There are an infinity number of actual historians Obama could’ve done this with instead

By the way I never got my nap because I tried to convince Fiasco that he could sleep on top of the covers instead of literally in my arms and he jumped off the bed, went into the hallway, and wailed for so long that I thought he would run out of air and pass out

bsky coded

Don't eat that Spit it out Drop it No

Okay, the thing is

I need to win an Olympics to get a preview card again is what I’m taking away

Twitter is for guys who like to rough up women. Bluesky is for guys who don't mind if another man roughs up a woman in the name of political strategy. Even bigger pussies. You don't know how this guy will vote. You're choosing to believe a guy who lies with every breath he can muster. Creepy as hell

An inspiring and hopeful 🧵about the nature of organizing.

AMBER GLENN WAS AT THE MAGIC MARVEL THING damn I did not have fomo until right now

i hope they have enough of an endowment to handle being sued by everyone

Larry Nasser’s dream come true. www.kuow.org/stories/tran...

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

It melts my brain to see ADA call the cops to stop them handing out an article they co-wrote with John Buse. Buse isn't some rabble-rouser, he's a quintessential big pharma guy who has been doing GLP-1RA work for 20+ years. This is what his disclosure looks like. Apparently too radical! 🤷‍♂️

my brother’s cat isn’t mad at you, just disappointed

i think it’s because my nails are getting too long to type properly on my phone that is causing the random line breaks in my posts. the side of my thumb i’m using to hit space between words gets the edge of the return key. it’s not a style choice but i’m not going to try to solve the problem.

Closing in on another sobriety milestone (2 years, 4 months on the 11th) and i am exceptionally proud of myself because it's been a rough few weeks and I've been pretty on edge, but I guess I am stronger and more resilient than I give myself credit for.

It’s funny because people pretend feminists hate men but the people who actually hate men are those who think that normal male behavior is being out of control and aggressive.

I think we could use a timeline cleanse.