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Okay, the thing is

I need to win an Olympics to get a preview card again is what I’m taking away

Twitter is for guys who like to rough up women. Bluesky is for guys who don't mind if another man roughs up a woman in the name of political strategy. Even bigger pussies. You don't know how this guy will vote. You're choosing to believe a guy who lies with every breath he can muster. Creepy as hell

An inspiring and hopeful 🧵about the nature of organizing.

AMBER GLENN WAS AT THE MAGIC MARVEL THING damn I did not have fomo until right now

i hope they have enough of an endowment to handle being sued by everyone

Larry Nasser’s dream come true. www.kuow.org/stories/tran...

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

It melts my brain to see ADA call the cops to stop them handing out an article they co-wrote with John Buse. Buse isn't some rabble-rouser, he's a quintessential big pharma guy who has been doing GLP-1RA work for 20+ years. This is what his disclosure looks like. Apparently too radical! 🤷‍♂️

my brother’s cat isn’t mad at you, just disappointed

i think it’s because my nails are getting too long to type properly on my phone that is causing the random line breaks in my posts. the side of my thumb i’m using to hit space between words gets the edge of the return key. it’s not a style choice but i’m not going to try to solve the problem.

Closing in on another sobriety milestone (2 years, 4 months on the 11th) and i am exceptionally proud of myself because it's been a rough few weeks and I've been pretty on edge, but I guess I am stronger and more resilient than I give myself credit for.

It’s funny because people pretend feminists hate men but the people who actually hate men are those who think that normal male behavior is being out of control and aggressive.

I think we could use a timeline cleanse.

gatekeeping who can and cannot be a “real New Yorker” is some absolute loser behavior and goes against the very ethos of New York City. and the cherry on top is that JLo lives in LA now

This is so tedious. Anybody can move to New York City and be a New Yorker. If you move the city, work, pay your taxes and buy local, you’re a good New Yorker.

@tamslick.bsky.social can you identify this from this angle with my privacy edits? I didn't have a chance to get a shot from another angle.

BOSS Up and Fight the Power ✊🏾

My Butcher vocal stims keep proliferating. “If you two cunts leg it right the fuck now, we’ll forget you was ever ‘ere.”

If you are renting them out at a discount you are not like utilizing an otherwise underused asset you are selling dollars for 80 cents

It's funny how the pitch for SpaceX is domination of the global AI business but the company's primary business (~60% of revenue going forward) is leasing its GPUs to Anthropic and Google at a discount because nobody wants to use Musk's MechaHitler AI.

it’s a je clean your phone saturJake

Ok y'all here we go! If we get to 2000 this weekend I will give away a copy of the calendar for free! All you need to is repost and tag someone! www.kickstarter.com/projects/831...

I'm gonna do a photo thread of pendants from the last batch. I have my favorites but I am really interested in what is working in these pieces to you; if you have things you like about them, it would be useful for me if you would tell me what they are so I can try to do them on purpose.

I'm not a collagist, but I play one when I produce reissues. From the @firesigntheatre.bsky.social Book+DVD "Duke of Madness Motors", now available from www.firesigntheatre.com 😁

Jarvis I need help

I do not think the United States should be importing apartheidists. Precisely zero of these people are refugees under the law and all of them should be removed on Day 1 of the next Dem administration.

Man Voters was always the weirdest Masters of the Universe character.

how did basic rights for women drop out of the policy portfolio?

i really do think they believe that because they're "good" on policy that they don't owe people anything on a human level, and if you're a woman who believes in the same policies but also understands the capacity even "good" men have to be cruel then you're weak

Hello. I am here. Who wants to party?

Those agendas and biases can be anything! Case in point: you think the fruit in the garden of eden was an apple because a guy translating the story into Latin wanted to make a pun.

i realized that a lot of early video games had no real end but i think ultima IV

Serious about democratic processes.

Just dropped off my ballot at City Hall. Should have taken our selfie there.

My dog's been alive since the Bush administration and he can't believe this shit. (lol jk he's had a life of snacks and love and being ignorant of human concerns)

There’s cornbread. Little Sylvia here tried to jump into the oven.

are they playing game three in the ballroom

Very random and obscure thought, but I’m equal parts miffed and amused that this is what my mind sees when I read about Kolo Meha 🔥🌋 #mtgvorthos

good night from the cat at Pete’s Diner

yes! the movie is based on his and Bernstein’s book that came out even before Nixon resigned! it’s a great book, but it’s one tiny slice of the Watergate saga - specifically, the timeline of how the public found out about it - in which the writers are both the heroes and the main characters

this is me every time I rewatch “All the President’s Men” and have to separate my idealized teenage hero worship version of Bob Woodward - as described in a book written by Bob Woodward, and played by the handsomest man who ever lived - from the guy who keeps sitting on Trump scoops for books 💀

friends my beautiful rainbow ankle braces from @bibiblossoms.bsky.social arrived and they are SO COMFY just exactly enough pressure and not too heavy to sleep in and they’re cute too

In a drinking culture where hard seltzer is accepted, I want to know why I never see alcoholic ginger beer. It's because of those cute copper mugs they serve Moscow mules in, I bet. Hard to compete with that.

FTR, these are just reprints of cards from the upcoming set with the secret lair treatment.

The stargate to France

Could I be in LA right now looking at Magic cards? Sure. But how about instead I take my out of shape 42 year old ass over to the new Pickleball courts and see what all the hype is about.