One of my mutuals' accounts got hacked and is now posting nsfw content, so if suddenly you see a lot of saucy posts coming from my account and they aren't about a personification of death, it isn't me

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This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Microdosing sauna by sitting in my hot car and scrolling for too long after finishing an errand

Left is male gaze; right is female gaze Change my mind

I saw the package of cherry danishes I bought at costco, realized that means I can have a cherry danish, and actually clapped my hands together like a little seal. Just so everyone knows

I saw a toad 🐸

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

Hello, new followers! I'm Claire. I'm a writer--my short murder mystery, "Murder on the Honeymoon," was published in "Ten Little Mysteries" by Golden Age Mysteries. Also, you can read the first chapter of my interactive lighthouse mystery below 😌 sameoldghost.itch.io/the-lighthou...

CALIFORNIA RAISTLIN I'M CRYING

As if you fools had a chance against a Hero of the Lance

I Can Fix Him, Says Area Woman, Clarifying It Is God's Will, Definitely Not Hers

Me when I'm doomed by the narrative crafted by my own hand

Unfortunately, all divine logic goes out the window when your enemy dark mage kisses you on the forehead

Thanks to this thread I'm watching this right now and it's the best thing I've ever seen

A few people found this today... maybe I should go back and finish it for completion's sake

[during ego death] I can’t wait to tell all my friends about my experience

Perfume museum. Replicas of historical perfumes to smell on tours, displays of bottles through the ages, hands-on distillation activities, posters on the science of spectroscopy and scent molecule production. And obviously a gift shop selling little sample bottles of the replicas

Just took this bad boy on its maiden voyage. Rein in your jealousy

So, I guess I am here for a long time, not a good time. My sincerest apologies

Embarking on an arctic expedition with the boys. Charting new territory with the boys. Getting stuck in the ice with the boys. Starving with the boys. Finding weak solace with the boy. Facing death

When you can pick between critiquing a rando's offhand thought on the internet and going birdwatching, ALWAYS CHOOSE BIRDWATCHING

Neighbor just pulled into their driveway blaring Phantom of the Opera can I get a hell yeah

Some of my problems can only be solved by changing fundamental aspects of my life and my ongoing behavior, but consider: some of my problems can be solved with a fresh pair of socks. Don't forget about the fresh socks

Nothing like a turn in the weather to make me realize my entire wardrobe consists of long-sleeve shirts and sweaters

Ripping off JRR Tolkien? Better believe that's stolen Valar

CALIFORNIA voters - legit if you're dropping off your ballot today, go to a dropbox, they're all over the place

today’s the day LA! if you didn’t vote early GET YOUR ASSES TO THE POLLS for lots of good reasons and ALSO TO PROTECT TRANS CALIFORNIANS 🩷

a little tiny microscopic dragon, rotifers passing by. I've spent a lot of time peering down a microscope in the last few years, enjoyed taking inspiration from the real tiny organisms to make one of my own.

The utter humiliation of getting the Caillou theme song stuck in your head. I've done nothing to deserve this

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

Baby dragon

So I know this is a joke post, but it was actually really nice to see ace representation in Directive 8020

For an actual minute I was trying to discern the meaning from the clearly avant garde humor of "this plant is" before realizing bluesky didn't show me the last word ("useless") or give any indication a word was missing. Devs out here making me question everything

Stop trying to trap me in amulets, I’m busy

I have been thinking specifically about “8 hatcheries. 1 million fish. Countless memories.” all day

A perfume that smells like firelight glinting off the blade of a dagger inset with emeralds and mother of pearl, a whispered demand made with words less spoken than hissed, and a dormant yearning tangled in the strangling vines of revenge

Okay guys where are you building your minecraft house in the park I visited over the weekend 🌿

I still think these two paragraphs from Ganz are the most important contemporary political writing

When I have a garden of my own with roses like this growing tall and wild along the fence, I'll know I've made it

One wish for my friends is that in their adult lives, maybe 3-6 times, circumstances will align & the air will carry a low charge & they will give or get a perfectly timed ceremonial forehead kiss.

Someone uploaded a video of my favorite opera singer performing the ballad that won him a Silver Voice of Russia award, and there are tears in my eyes because a) god what a gorgeous rendition, and b) under his suit jacket, that man was wearing a teenage mutant ninja turtles t-shirt

Me: I want an easy way to get more protein in my diet Costco: so you can transform into a monstrous Victorian Englishman who never learned to sublimate his repressed desires in a healthy way and thus serves as a parable for the violence of a life unfulfilled? Me: wait,

Bunny contemplates the quiet terror of suburbia

Not to be choosy, but for my enemies I'll need the leather pants to be high-cut, thanks

i like this photo where it looks like you've interrupted t.s. eliot and virginia woolf in the middle of planning your murder

A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.

Not now babe I'm visualizing the scene where my character rejects the man she once believed to be good in favor of the power she once believed to be evil

i will simply incant "do NOT corrupt me. make NO mistakes" before wielding the One Ring