It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."

One thing I love about The Secret Garden musical is that it takes place in a haunted house just chock full of ghosts, and yet it's pretty clear the ghosts are manifestations of grief (maybe) (I do like the idea that the ghosts were kind of there, summoned by grief)

Me searching for a perfume sample 🤝 a mouse hiding in the forest "where did the owl go"

Guys I drew a tree

glad the press corps isn't alive to see this

Can’t make it to a bookstore but still want to celebrate Indie Bookstore Day? You know we’ve got you covered with free shipping all weekend long 🥳📚

Deleting the dating apps in favor of just making the guy play Subnautica in front of me so I can gauge his sense of wonder & curiosity

One thing I love about musical theater is its subtlety. Do we think the tableau of Van Helsing's wrists bound by his rosary, directly reflecting the imagery of Renfield's chains, is meant to imply he is bound by his religion? It's so hard to say

Glancing over at your phone to check for notifications and realizing that it is not your phone, it is a book. That is the front cover of a book and it is not connected to the internet

[overcaffeinated] I should finish my coffee

Putting myself in the corner because I realized my story's first outline draft does not pass the Bechdel test

Not Mr. Darcy but a specter emerging from the fog, silencing the morning birdsong. Tendrils of smoke rise from its footfalls. In its shadowy grasp, a spot of red. It carries a rose

I was radicalised on the old internet back when all the conspiracy nuts were just flat earthers, which is making transitioning over to the Manosphere very challenging for me.

Belting German show tunes the moment I have the house to myself

"Well what DID you imagine the Beast would look like after his transformatio-" like this. Next question

Why did we as a society let go of calling obviously masculine characters "babygirl." Why did we let go of that

Did you know that if you leave your deck door open, you may end up with a strange cat in your kitchen

Undefeatable because I've finally discovered my ideal pair of pants and now, like a cartoon character, own five pairs (in different colors)

In a way, we're mutuals 🥰

'Light Yagami' more like 'light monogamy' is that anything

Hard to be aloof & mysterious with the music from Meepit Juice Break stuck in your head

Gondorians hearing Isildur’s heir has returned:

[punk rock concert, final song. lead singer grabs the mic] When the mist is rising and the rain is falling and the wind is blowing cold across the moor [crowd cheers] I hear the voice of my darling the girl I loved and lost a year ago [crowd goes wild]

I was showing my mom an indie perfume company and the very first review featured on their website was titled "Sherlock Holmes With a Sex Drive." She was HIGHLY affronted. So please, if we could not air my business in front of my mom, thank you

Idk who needs to hear this but Ylvis just dropped another absolute banger

Yes it's been 25 years since my childhood misunderstanding has been corrected; but yes I do still occasionally think 'Transylvania' when I see the word 'Pennsylvania'

Hush, hush; the tulips are blooming

if you don't put your whole heart and soul into your novel, i'm going to come to your house and beat you

I have drawn a bird (and will next watercolor said bird)

Not the point but I do think it's v funny that this man lives in a house built on an obviously eroding hill

Day three or so of me getting back in the art saddle. I'm happy with my little bridge!!

Day three or so of me getting back in the art saddle. I'm happy with my little bridge!!

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

Unironically love the artistic vision of writing "maybe that's the reason why my nectarines are cold" for a 2000s pop song

"Living well" is actually only the seventh-best revenge, behind financial ruin, psychosexual adultery games, induced cannibalism, looking them in the eye as you hold them over a precipice then letting go, boiling them alive, and the one known as the "seven graves special".

Do you ever make a wish on an eyelash, but as you're composing your wish, you hear someone say "SPAGHETT" and so you end up accidentally wishing "SPAGHETT" on your eyelash, or

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

The recovery team sails to the reentry capsule and pries open the hatch. There’s no capsule in the capsule. Through the door they glimpse a forest of towering white trees beneath an emerald green sky

Genuinely so emotional about Artemis 😭💖 I’m so proud of us (humans)

WELCOME BACK

She is the moment 🌼

Appropriate since snakes do not have arms.

Getting a Station 14 mug so I can say "it is in hand"

Just got home from a day of errands. Hope the Avignon Papacy hasn't suddenly become relevant to the news cycle

I always feel pretty okay about my makeup until I get to the blush, and then it's like 'which way to the dance competition'

I've been without an associated animal since childhood (it was wolves) and it is wearing on me!! What is my animal!! (rhetorical for alas I do not know)

We didn't deserve this day.

I've been without an associated animal since childhood (it was wolves) and it is wearing on me!! What is my animal!! (rhetorical for alas I do not know)

a script for today: "My name is [yours]. I'm a constituent from [city, state, zip], calling with an urgent message for [Senator / Representative]."