Soldier, Engineer, Adept, Sentinel, Infiltrator, Vanguard

Go listen to two nerds yapping about space aliens

I dreamt up a Dropout show where they rented a warehouse and turned it into a 10 episode long elaborate escape room. And this is only noteworthy because I also had this same dream a few years ago so this time I was CONVINCED I must be remembering something real I had watched before.

Somehow I got the con crud and I wasn’t even there

Happy Star Wars day. Andor is one of my favorite TV shows of all time. That’s all I got, go watch it.

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse! (“It” meaning “not being at Vegas”)

Is it gauche to say that I think I wrote a really good eulogy?

Can’t believe they didn’t reschedule the magic con to a weekend I was free. Quite inconsiderate tbh.

Sometimes I am good at my job

Happy Priority: Chit-Chat Mission 3 day! @chriskmooney.bsky.social and Loreley chit-chat about the tip of the Mass Effect 2 iceberg and the gang of loveable idiot criminals that populate our favorite game in the triology. soundcloud.com/priority-chi...

The responses are actually fascinating because people instinctively read it either as a (defective) prisoners dilemma, or as a (defective) trolley problem. The former is a game theory exercise, the latter is a morality exercise. And the defectiveness is “Facebook math trick question” levels of bad

I need a game changer episode that’s just four contestants tasked with playing Magic the Gathering but, in the spirit of the show, they do not know any of the rules and nobody tells them.

I am addicted to social activities

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

For the record I am extremely pro octopus.

Quandrix is 4

If you’re some combination of a moba/board game/miniatures fan, I highly recommend Onward. I can’t praise enough its approach to design, streamlining and bottling the essence of moba gameplay in many clever ways.

Fought our first monster in Wilderfeast today. Really fun Monster Hunter rpg!

*flips chair around* *youth pastor voice* “You know who else was weak on crime?”

This is one of my favorite lines from Doctor Who and sadly this is the only version of it I could find online.

Disappointed I can’t get a loaf of bread at the theater concession before this Les Mis performance

Squeaked into top 8 at our internal TMNT tournament with this WB medium pile. I played against four Agent Bishop, but zero Sally Pride so I guess I should count my blessings!

I want to be clear that the uber tunnel does have one other stop further away. I know because I once waited there for an hour for a car to show up and it never did.

I was obsessed with Codename Kids Next Door as a kid. Fun show.

My crackpot idea that I’d pitch if I were running this show would be to kill commander Shepard in episode 1, and then have Ashley and Kaiden have to split up and do the rest of the mission themselves. Anyway back to me having zero expectations.

They’re all called Turbulant, which means there’s only one obvious choice: these lands are Planes! ✈️

I think the reason why I like April fools day more than most is because I’m a big YouTube watcher. I have like 20 funny, high effort shit post videos to watch today in my subscription box

Yall are haters. April Fools has already given me D20 On A Bus Season 2, so I’d say I’m way ahead rn.

At @laughingdragonmtg.bsky.social #LDXPTacoma2026 I got to do my first @riftbound.riotgames.com draft and it was a ton of fun! I even got to play against @chriskmooney.bsky.social who assembled a huge Poro at one point!

I didn’t work much directly on #mtgStrixhaven, but I did help develop the faction keywords including suggesting Increment. #wotcstaff Can’t believe they rejected my name suggestion tho (Cubee) /s

Today I assembled a needlessly large poro in draft

mario: well fox we did it we saved the galaxy fox: yes mario, now i can focus on my new game releasing soon exclusively on the Nintendo Switch 2 system mario: what miyamoto: have you heard of pikmin

Kinda wish we made sports betting illegal again.

The Music Man (1957)

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I get logged out and I log in again

Hail Mary is like a perfect blend of Arrival, Interstellar, and the Martian.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a comedy like The Naked Gun, a true blink and you’ll miss it nonstop barrage of visual gags. It doesn’t matter if a joke doesn’t work because four new jokes happened in the time it took you to read this sentence.

It's the second episode of Priority: Chit-Chat, the casual podcast where @chriskmooney.bsky.social and I talk about Mass Effect! This time we've deep diving into Mass Effect 1 to chat about our experiences, narrative brilliance, and loading elevators. Enjoy! soundcloud.com/priority-chi...

Maggie: “You like rooting for… what do you call it? The up dog? The downward dog?”

Me: "I think we should do [A]" Maggie: "No. I think we should do [A]" Me: "Isn't that what I said?" Maggie: "No because I just don't like agreeing with you 😇"

Sad to report that I won’t be able to attend MagicCon Vegas this year. I’ll be celebrating my Grandma, who passed last week. She was ever present in raising us as children and will be missed dearly.

Stated Netflix Once Piece season 2. Can a real One Piece fan tell me: am I supposed to like the marines this much?

Wait they added Nunu to Legends of Runeterra? That means there’s like one person at Riot dedicated to making content for me and only me specifically.

When you’re listening to an album do you skip the songs you don’t like? Or do you feel the need to listen to every song for completion’s sake?

Flying from Rome to LA, or as I like to call it: Entering the Slay the Spire 2 Hyperbolic Time Chamber

holy shit

Maggie: (romantically) “Do you think we met so that I can make your life more difficult? 🥰”

Hold up, this is how I learned that F1 is nominated for best picture? Like, the Oscar?? Like, the one by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences??? How big was their bribery budget? I know the noms are always rigged but they’re usually a bit plausible lol.