moar liek ass effect amirite 😏

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

Just got off the phone with your mom. She's really disappointed that you liked a piece of problematic media nineteen years ago. Said, "It's never too late to get an abortion, dammit." Sorry, bro :/

I dunno what kicked off this Mass Effect discourse recently, but instead of arguing about video games on social media, you should just start listening Priority: Chit-Chat, the podcast where @chriskmooney.bsky.social and I talk about Mass Effect like normal people. soundcloud.com/priority-chi...

I'm pretty bad at picking favorite songs, but today I'll go with Ad Infinitum's cover of Powerwolf's "Venom of Venus." youtu.be/2y89oOzqa_U?...

Daily #GirlKnight - 5/9/2026 Girlknight who says, "Roger roger," when her princess says, "Blast them!"

there is a game that remains, that remains and remains... and it's all because of you incredible fans. 💖 on this second anniversary of 1000xRESIST, we thank you endlessly for your love for our game. what's your favorite memory of playing it? hekki grace 🫡

crankin hog or hoggly crankin?

Daily #GirlKnight - 5/9/2026 Girlknight who says, "Roger roger," when her princess says, "Blast them!"

Oko card illustration (commission)

liking a post and then changing your mind after reading through it

How many midichlorians do you think Anakin lost when Obi-Wan sliced his arm and legs off?

inventing someone who mixes up diegetic & diuretic

I kill you. You kill me. Back and forth we go, faster and faster and faster. I kill you. You kill me. An ending is a passion that can only be expressed with a moment in time. To linger on an ending is to rob it of its life. And without me, all that's left to do is linger. I kill you and me.

Daily #GirlKnight - 5/8/2026 Girlknight who pants with lust as she gets bound to the bed for kinky body writing and her princess who furiously scribbles the navy seal copypasta on her girlknight's body so she knows her princess is in charge.

wizard

There's a reason I put the best artistic advice I ever received on a Magic card 🫡

Saw this redraw meme and immediately thought of vraska 😳

ok ok i think i can stop editing at uhhhhh 1:30 am. oops.

IM CRY LAUGHING

Anyway the story I'm working on rn is being written to music from Signalis and Slay the Princess, so you know good and normal and happy things are happening in it

I love writing because sometimes I'll go, "What the fuck were you thinking when you wrote this?????" and other times I'll go, "Holy fuck I'm a goddamn genius!!!!!" and sometimes these sentiments will literally alternate sentence-to-sentence.

“Reports have been coming in from all over town about a “Bug Eyed Demon” prowling the cemeteries” The Bug Eyed Demon: 🖕😎🖤🪰👹

Tam :3

never stop dreaming of a better world. we could build a future where bugs are constantly skittering across your skin, where the pinching of their claws keeps you alert and awake and alarmed and ready to run, run as fast as you can, run and you will have a real chance at living. we could have that.

Daily #GirlKnight - 5/7/2026 Girlknight who can't figure out why her holoshield keeps failing in the midst of battle and her hacker princess who digs chicks with scars.

It's the first Monday in May, which means it's another FREE Patreon essay from me! There are baby foxes in my backyard. So I wrote about them. I like the baby foxes in my backyard. Go read about the baby foxes in my backyard. And if you want, give me money! www.patreon.com/posts/may-20...

tshirt concept

Metroid turns 40 this year btw

I don't understand stylizing Falco, Slippy, and Peppy and then making Fox look too uncannily like a regular fox.

transition timeline

Was about to be like, "Hey, lesbians, would it be hot if a princess..." but I know that I don't have to type anything else for y'all so give a resounding "Yes!!!!!!!" to that one

Dear lesbians on here, Would it be hot if you were a loser and were struggling to light your shitty hand-rolled cigarette and then a much more competent woman half a head taller than you plucked the cigarette out of your mouth, lit it with the end of her cigar, and stuck it back between your lips?

Daily #GirlKnight - 5/6/2026 Girlknight who tries to push back against the butch girlknight stereotype but who also gets so frustrated trying to stuff her long, curly hair inside her helmet.

my goo goos + the blowjob brothers

Happy Birthday!

max level in rpgs 20: traditional. simple. trustworthy 40: for knights and people really into dnd 99: classic. a fine bottle of wine. 100: oh, the extra mile. very nice 50: level centrist 9999: glutton for excess. if done with love it’s charming 70: mysterious choice. why 60: you sick freak

That sound you just heard? That was the sound of every dad in America grunting as they stand up to clap.

Daily #GirlKnight - 5/5/2026 Girlknight who gently tucks her bunny ears into her helmet so they don't get in the way or get damaged during the jousting tournament.

Shouldn't a mirror universe be an inuverse? Everyone is puby.

shoutout to when I tried to fit Gundam into this meme format and I got partway through and realized it was just all Kamille

someone remind me to do something fun because i dont actually have anything productive to do at 8:30pm

The thing about Star Wars is that the Doctor Aphra comics are really gay and really good and you should read them

Interesting. So the Echoverse Planeswalkers won't even need to kill anyone for Jace's plan to succeed

May the 4th! Star Wars day! The perfect day to go read my Kay Vess/Doctor Aphra yuri! It's fast-pased failwoman vs. failwoman shenanigans on a heist job gone way bad for everyone involved! archiveofourown.org/works/81432976

It's the first Monday in May, which means it's another FREE Patreon essay from me! There are baby foxes in my backyard. So I wrote about them. I like the baby foxes in my backyard. Go read about the baby foxes in my backyard. And if you want, give me money! www.patreon.com/posts/may-20...

Probably Kamen Rider by virtue of not being Japanese. I never say never when it comes to anything American. Who knows where life will take me!

Noxious Newt

You people will complain about how bad superhero shows/movies are these days and then not watch Kamen Rider. You could be enjoying your action media!!!!!!!!