slangin rat

me: i shouldn't post things that are too personal also me: Penis Update !!!! Update on My Penis !!!!!

mods are asleep, go to sleep

Do a kegal when its inside

eating a pound of granulated sugar and getting into bed

remember when they put tits on that dog lol

shit’s pretty bad

Mulch!

gonna wash my rat in a few hours

i slept 7:30 to 12:30 FUCK

Wallacend Scromit

this is how we do it voice: Trubberd’s getting normal

ok tomorrow i’ll get normal

my shit is all fucked up

Nice email, fuckhead jackass !!!!

big titty dog

i fucked up my life

i cant sleep my life is fucked up

guys please make shorter posts. they’re too long

does anyone know what to do

Animal Crossing: New Leaf's been out for some time now, that's why I'm so confused

pointing a gun at my rat

no i think you misunderstood me, im here to read funny posts

please God give me a job or a million dollars

why though?

this winter is killing my ass

i miss mcdonalds

i guess im really desensitized to seeing animal crossing boobs

animal crossing

tomorrow i’ll be normal

my body hurts from being in bed too much

last night in my dream there was a big donkey kong store and i wanted to go so bad

please kill me

i regret getting a tarot reading…. more anguish coming

i’m hungry and cold and i fucked up my sleep schedule badly and i pulled something in my back

heat broken at my place gonna end it all

i hate this season with my life!

three things: im cold, my back hurts, and i could suck a dick

i don't know who taught cis people the whole "there's a difference between sex and gender, trans people don't change their sex" line but i just want to talk

reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel lorraine on your skin

reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel lorraine on your skin

why did God make me dickless

what everyone talking about

staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window

no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in

okay tomorrow i’ll start being normal

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

feel the raining your skin!