Greeting each moment with a sweet kiss (no tongue)

Can't spell valour without u

The gang goes gaga for pleather pants professor!

Just put your lips together and blog

Why not spice up your relationship with your landlord this month by not paying rent

Vow of poverty is a pretty dumb thing to do now of days

Noted jew Thomas Bayes

This apartment was built on an ancient chinese buffet

My home is haunted by the ghost of an atheist

I cant believe the Louvre account would stoop to using obvious shitposts for likes. I revoke all my updoots sir

They're so close but now the IDF is capturing them are any going to get through? idk idk

Nice day for it

My enduring hope is that the clusterfuck at the FBI and CIA allows a real populist leftist movement to take root. Back in the day any of these rising stars would have been ratfucked so quick. I think the establishment really thinks Schumer is "the left" and they don't realize the real danger.

The last time we got Dems to wholeheartedly support social programs was because of the threat of militant labor and global communism. Thus that’s the pragmatic thing to do

60k watching the global sumud flotilla and like 500 watching hakeem Jeffries government shutdown protest. Someone good at math help me win election

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God bless the Sumud Flotilla. They are braver than most and God willing the flotillas will continue until the blockade on Gaza which has been in place almost my entire life is finally, permanently lifted.

Eating my hotdog with a knife and fork

The Global Sumud Flotilla is nearing what the Israeli military has designated a combat zone as its members attempt to break Israel's siege of Gaza. Mandla Mandela, the grandson of Nelson Mandela, speaks to us from abroad the flotilla.

The shovel is my paintbrush

He's a wizard with a shovel

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social will you read me a bedtime story

Time for my bedtime celery

Thread of names I made up 🧵

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Meeting every moment with a firm handshake

It's medbed not med bed get it right

You won't believe what's in the latest article

Next up: Otherland Volume 3: Mountain of Black Glass (25¢)

Can't wait to read the next adventure of the twin paranormal investigators Chris and Montgomery Themistecles

Damn I missed the Black Friday medbed sale

Going back for more raspberries

Need a woman with a Geocities face and a Blingee pussy

Jazzed up on half a cola

Executing a perfect backflip from the turnip truck to the wagon

I heard he fed a man beans in Tijuana just to watch him toot

Someone dumped a bunch of old bricks in the woods hell yeah free bricks

God forbid a man has hobbies

Albatross landings 10 hours

This only happens to you once

a time of healing, a time of whatever

the dark altruist

(on the ISS) have you seen my space pillow I need to go to star bed

A little magic 💨💨 by moonlight ✌️💚🥓🌿 #420friendly #marijuana #cannabis #joint #doobie #weed #weedsky #420sky

Need to smoke a doobie in the forest asap #doobie

Shook my phone really hard and a bunch of posts fell out

I'm always saying that. that that that

Finally bought a headboard five years after moving in