Meditating on the taste of water

You may say I'm a chudler But I'm not the only one

Mons Holeman

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Eating popcorn is basically a sacramental union with the corn god

There were a lot of cloning movies around y2k but if you've seen one you've seen them all

This salesman just wants to sell me something

Men are from yify women are from x0r

making a law called the Jordan Peterson law which states that you can win any argument if you start crying

How do the Uruk-Hai know about menus does Isengard have a food court

Writing a poem so good it triggers the collapse of western capitalism

Paper is titled "Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models"

Austan Goolsbee is a beautiful name

Affordability is an old fashioned word

You've read your last free article. Prepare to die

good night stars, good night moon, good night penis

Another successful International Men’s Day

Mr. President do you feel the walls closing in. Do you feel a great weight upon your chest sir

ACAB includes the Golden Horde

They got wifi on the steppe

Joined a horde today it's pretty chill so far

Imagine having faves couldn't be me

incredible table of contents here

I'm the crown prince of this couch

Hoody cave

Power lines are down electrons spilling everywhere

Booster shots always kick my ass, just lucky I guess

Working at the cake factory looks so chill

What are some good phorias

y’all horses don’t stop they keep going

Potsticker soup is a game changer

You ever hear a track with such immaculate vibes you have to immediately build a new set around it

if everything is going to be this bleak and sad it's nice to see the news peppered with little slices of life like jeffrey epstein emailing himself a file called "genuiis_____ideas (3).txt" that just says stuff like "microchup. = brain ? "

Opening various files and folders

oh no my bitcoin!! sike

More like Larry Winters

Ok can we finally admit grocery is an old fashioned word

when complimenting someone on an article of clothing it's good manners to ask whether it's reversible

(pitch meeting) so imagine a slow horse

The Tailor of Panama is a laugh riot

It’s interesting season. Looks like interestings back on the menu. I’m in my interesting era

"FaZe Rug... what is... Love?"

Don't forget to send your Thanksgiving cards

Ma'am I have bad news about your son. I'm afraid he's goated with the sauce

Changing into my winter pukka shell necklace and fleece board shorts

Oh man I feel like I stayed up all night listening to tracks

I would go to church but I don't want to get out of bed and I don't believe in god

Chongqing is calling me