Biggest day of #NRL calendar today, Bulldogs Mad Monday

There was just a call of “Dinner!” followed immediately by an ominous thunderclap

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

someone is unhappy about my posting behaviour, oh dear. They are using emojis and everything. Need to apply to the unicode consortium for a red, mad, and nude emoji.

When I already took the trash out and did the grocery shopping and my wife asks me to go back out because we're out of dog food

just wait until Chris learns about weather forecasting

love this type of take, which actually still validates what I am saying. It’s either a bad faith bot, or a bad faith human, who fucking cares

Apropos of nothing… “These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me.” - Matthew 5:18

It’s going very well on Freya Fires Up

These people are really running low on normal behavior to pathologize

man he’s still got it

What exactly are the mechanics of shoving Luke in a taun-taun’s guts? Was it just his head?

on behalf of the bluesky team i am excited to announce our newest feature! Now in addition to replies and quotes, we have the "don't reply" here's how it works: 1. you see a post that does not mention you 2. you "don't reply" to it 3. the app shows you more posts

Gotta love the chutzpah of the punditry around Gladys and the Optus failures, like she really had a hand in it lol. Drips gonna drip I guess.

And that man’s name? Albort Oinstoine

Imagine trying to take the minutes at these meetings, not being able to hear what anybody was saying.

Having Peking duck noodles while watching two ducks in my yard out of my window. This is nature.

Very bad things still happening in Sudan with very little attention

this is what they call a “calvary charge”

i'm going to be totally honest, i'm not above it and i wouldn't be mad if my friends swore oaths of vengeance on my enemies at my funeral

I feel like this gives away the whole fucking game. Bad faith all the way down.

one thing i don’t understand about liquid glass on macOS is why using tinted icons is desirable when colour is important for distinguishing an icon quickly?

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

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That’s not fireworks, that’s the cracks of Hell opening up

This man is cretinously evil and beyond redemption. That’s been apparent for a decade though.

I fully support the UK, Canada and Australia's recognition of a Palestinian state. It is not a 'reward' for Hamas. It is rightful attempt to preserve the only model that could achieve long-term peace amidst Israel's inexcusable colonisation of the West Bank and destruction of civilian life in Gaza.

My mentions are full of people telling me the point I was making in my post, never go viral 😭

Xitter (pronounced “shitter”)

Is that good? The guy didn’t talk about Jesus that much but now conveniently is? Imagine if you might interrogate why that might be.

"You're irrelevant on Bluesky!" m8 I was irrelevant on Twitter where I had 110k followers and frequently got over a million views on my videos. It was still just shitposting on a social media site. Deciding that posting is activism has rotted a lot of brains on all sides.

Captain Obvious and The Point Getters are in my replies now

I find the Twitter vs. Bluesky thing very boring but as it's come up again I will share my one opinion: not-far-right people who have remained on Twitter and are critical of bluesky are obviously trying to assuage their own guilt about using a far right platform

that’s certainly cleared things up, thanks

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

It’s well and truly kicking off in my mentions

That’s an absolutely fucked penalty come on

Bombed try for sure

“Three tries and 40m field goal is all it takes” Yeah sure

27/27 completions for the Panthers, what can you do

The bulldogs were round 12 premiers

Bulldogshit more like

Remember when they did a whole rev up reel and monologue on Fox for Galvin when he joined the bulldogs lol

Haven’t seen a season implode for a team quite like the bulldogs. Mostly self inflicted.

I have a taken a dump (of a database)

I mean folks it really isn’t that plausible that a lifelong Democrat voter would watch all of Kirk’s content and then immediately march out to register as a republican lol

I have attended to the persimmon, pear, and plum trees

I have an emerging theory that the reason spoilers are such a big taboo these days is so much entertainment literally only has “this is what happened” to offer.