Me: And so you see, the chords are perpendicular! Students: Sure, grandpa, let's get you to bed

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It makes more sense if you know that Einstein regularly snuck into people's houses at night and completed their homework for them

Chalkboard from Non-Euclidean Geometry today #MathSky

Me: [doesn't take care of wax in the ear that can't hear, why bother] Me: So yeah, was born deaf in that ear Audiologist: Well there's a lot of wax here, let's clear that and see then Audiologist: [runs hearing test] Audiologist: So yeah no hearing in that ear Me: 👍 (that exaggerated one)

I don't care what they say about us anyway I just want a nap

One way I can tell it's late is my brain makes lyrics be about tiredness

Wee-yoo I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh and you're very tired or more

Muppets version of The Death of Stalin but keep Jason Isaacs as Zhukov

If I see one more slightly erroneous movie reference I will become the Gopher

Small Rhombicosidodecahedron if u even care. I know it can be made with a single (incredibly long) modelling balloon because every vertex only has four lines coming from it, so it has an ✨Eulerian path✨

The original Oldboy

When the child tax credit and universal school meals policies were put in place, I naively thought that they would be politically difficult to reverse. But they were discontinued by 2023!

Scrappiest win away at a forest since the battle of the bulge #LFC

In the first draft of the Three Musketeers their names were Diversity Bill, Equity Phil and Inclusion Will

normalize walking backwards in front of someone so your conversation can be face-to-face

Mother Tongue also has an extremely cool cover in the UK (which I feel ok bragging about since I have no hand in it at all 😆), featuring kind words from the great @esmewang.com. It's out 11 June there and is available for preorder now. geni.us/MotherTongue

why call it that when "heirbrushing" is right there

did the opinion use a sans tariff font

tariff is short for tarif and only tarif

Had a dream I explained the thing I'm trying to prove to Gauss and he was like I did that ten years ago

why do we say "former gifted child" when postcocious is there

Elite Impunity Arena sounds like a 2028 Olympics venue

Quayemaxxing, in my Tricky era

Disappointed to learn that Jazz Pedagogy is a class about music instruction and not about incorporating improv into teaching

White to play and mate in 5. #chess #puzzles

Padme: For *solving* crime, right?

[about to invent the humidifier] what if there were a household appliance that needed a weekly vinegar bath

squircle inversion

giving up temporary lifestyle changes for lent

Jesse Jackson's 1988 letter to the "Deaf President Now" protesters at Gallaudet University. "The problem is not that the students do not hear. The problem is that the hearing world does not listen." gallaudet.edu/museum/histo...

Latch Key / Pączki Kid

Going back to 1995 to tell 12yo me Country House is about Liam Gallagher in thirty years

reading about why long eyelashes are considered feminine

a word like [sic] but for when a whole headline makes no sense but is really a fair description of something

Just realized I started this #CanCon thread exactly a year ago! (The numbers don't add up because I paused in November for #LyricsPrompt.) Canadian music is fucking amazing, y'all. I've found some absolute bangers doing this that I now consistently revisit. Strongly encourage exploring upthread!

Recommend this relatively short survey about what resources could help meet accommodation needs. It took just a few minutes and asks thoughtful questions about how things could be improved

Loft insulation. Like giving your home a hug

quotation marx

missed the "age yourself" thing but I got one - market researchers used to knock on our door and ask questions in person

this is what I call it in my head now

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Mounjaded

Half an hour of trying to setup this new MFA and I'm already a microsoft authentic hater

ennui-govy

Once I learn how to enjoy cooking the Costco way, it’s over for all the bitches.

I am a tenured professor and we in my family are very fucking aware of the rate at which grocery prices are rising

This is the level of discourse I’m prepared to engage in today

just heard a riveting story about a senator but at the end it turned out they meant centaur