Some Artillery Witch fanart for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social #art #fanart #TrenchCrusade

I’m starting to draft my next novel (my first story intended to be a webnovel) and I am once again employing my favorite technique: Take a stupid idea and treat it seriously

It’s really fortunate my team is going to a game 7 because I was JUST thinking it’s been too long since I got nervous enough to shit my pants

At this point I have to believe OKC losing game 6 by 20+ must be a kink

"Put a butterfly on one more thing, Doris. I fuckin' DARE you."

I see the Spurs are going for the “make all of your 3s” strategy which is honestly brilliant

I am finally reading Cradle after years of people telling me I would like it (unfortunately seems like they were right)

RIMRUNNER (2011) Oil - 18” x 28” A painting in The End of Nature subset of my personal work, which represents humanity as somewhat oblivious to the support that nature provides for them. 1/2

Oh yeah? Well would a depressed guy do THIS [sleeps for 17 hours]

you can’t campaign where people are swimming because there is no running by the pool

the masculine urge to smash into a brick wall painted to look like a tunnel by your nemesis

When I was a young teen I was obsessed with worlds like Pern and Valdemar where you could form an instant, profound emotional bond with a magical animal who would love you forever no matter what Now that I'm an adult I realize that's literally just dogs

SCARY STORIES FOR YOUNG FOXES by Christian McKay Heidicker Tense, Tender, Exciting, Emotional An incredible series of vignettes told by a grizzled old fox to a litter of young foxes, each tale imparting wisdom on surviving in the wild. A beautifully designed book as well. Rating: 🦊/10 #BookSky

who called it lost packages and not mail loneliness epidemic

Generally shocked at the Soylent Green inspired ending to the new Paw Patrol movie which reveals that retired pups are turned into sandwiches, and the true, ghoulish meaning of "Paw Patrol - they're on a roll."

no a polygraph isn’t 100% accurate but you have to admit it’s pretty impressive that a parrot can even tell the difference between the x and y axis

95/82 #nanaethundergamelog

nothing flenses the ego quite like an acquaintance confidently recommending a piece of garbage media because they “thought of you and knew you’d love it”

oh no the Bluey soundtrack is still playing after dropping my kid off I guess I HAVE to keep listening to it while I continue on to work

I'm afraid that if I made a pie chart of how many times I've seen each movie it would just be a circle with "Rush Hour 2" written on it

The Fast and the I’m Fine I Guess

no a polygraph isn’t 100% accurate but you have to admit it’s pretty impressive that a parrot can even tell the difference between the x and y axis

the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day

suffering financial ruin because my son's toy plays the song "wheels on the bus" which can be faintly heard in one of the voiceover files in my video and i am sued by its billionaire rightsholder, who has been circumnavigating the earth in a zeppelin since 1933

it’s time to accept AI will make jobs obsolete. everyone will reap the wealth of our automated fortune 500 companies that we were given at birth. we will all be rich. this is how economics works

Good on ya Spurs catch you in OKC ✌️

Me thinks this game is over

Spurs playing out of their minds which is not at all surprising

OKC is employing the brilliant strategy of getting all of their misses out of the way early

Uh oh the Thunder are down 15 in the first quarter

These characters are absolutely etched into my brain and their escapades are just so much FUN. You're just waiting to see how they're going to fuck it up this time, each time, and it's glorious. A world so rich you can smell it and even feel the cobbles under your feet. Top, top, top series.

Star Wars radicals and 2nd Amendment radicals need to switch ideologies. STAR WARS: For everyone, protected by Constitution, strong legislative push to increase presence in schools. GUNS: For select few, only approved if made by George Lucas, strict background checks to prove you're worthy of It.

[holding a grapevine up to my ear] I dunno man I don’t hear shit

oh another "I can't believe Ann Leckie, who writes about fictional AIs, doesn't like Spicy Autocomplete!!!!" My sibling in Amaat, if you actually read my books you might want to work on your reading comprehension and then try again.

I got a new review of THE BLACK BEAR CODEX on Royal Road and I think this needs to be my cover blurb

a socialist coffee shop called Poor Over

pickin' practice in the root cellar

[at the hospital] ME: I don’t know who this Jerry fellow is or what he did to be knighted but I don’t need him ER DOC: please just sign this consent form so we can perform the operation

The crow

I looked through the whole thing and it’s all just recipes? Talk about a lack of imagination.

[running into my old babysitter] so do you still watch tv

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

having your kids birthday party at a trampoline park is tantamount to a declaration of war against your kids friends parents

Hooters is trying a comeback by adjusting their image and attempting to achieve ‘broad appeal’ even though that sounds remarkably similar to the strategy that got them in trouble in the first place.

Excuse me I’m not condescending, I’m pedantic. There’s a difference.

Just saw a new ‘hot chicken’ place open up near me. Haven’t decided if I’m going to try it because I generally prefer chicken with a good personality.

OKC's bench scored 76 points tonight, as a tribute to Daryl Morey