Bert the Bookseller
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Dad. Writer. Bookseller. Dork. ABQ, NM RoyalRoad|Patreon|Bookshop.org
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about 18 hours ago
Some Artillery Witch fanart for
@trenchcrusade.bsky.social
#art
#fanart
#TrenchCrusade
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Iām starting to draft my next novel (my first story intended to be a webnovel) and I am once again employing my favorite technique: Take a stupid idea and treat it seriously
about 3 hours ago
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Itās really fortunate my team is going to a game 7 because I was JUST thinking itās been too long since I got nervous enough to shit my pants
about 3 hours ago
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At this point I have to believe OKC losing game 6 by 20+ must be a kink
about 13 hours ago
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Paul Tobin
about 15 hours ago
"Put a butterfly on one more thing, Doris. I fuckin' DARE you."
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I see the Spurs are going for the āmake all of your 3sā strategy which is honestly brilliant
about 15 hours ago
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I am finally reading Cradle after years of people telling me I would like it (unfortunately seems like they were right)
about 19 hours ago
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Michael Whelan
1 day ago
RIMRUNNER (2011) Oil - 18ā x 28ā A painting in The End of Nature subset of my personal work, which represents humanity as somewhat oblivious to the support that nature provides for them. 1/2
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Oh yeah? Well would a depressed guy do THIS [sleeps for 17 hours]
1 day ago
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presentdadšš»āāļø
2 days ago
you canāt campaign where people are swimming because there is no running by the pool
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the masculine urge to smash into a brick wall painted to look like a tunnel by your nemesis
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Melissa Caruso
2 days ago
When I was a young teen I was obsessed with worlds like Pern and Valdemar where you could form an instant, profound emotional bond with a magical animal who would love you forever no matter what Now that I'm an adult I realize that's literally just dogs
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SCARY STORIES FOR YOUNG FOXES by Christian McKay Heidicker Tense, Tender, Exciting, Emotional An incredible series of vignettes told by a grizzled old fox to a litter of young foxes, each tale imparting wisdom on surviving in the wild. A beautifully designed book as well. Rating: š¦/10
#BookSky
2 days ago
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who called it lost packages and not mail loneliness epidemic
2 days ago
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Kieron Gillen
2 days ago
Generally shocked at the Soylent Green inspired ending to the new Paw Patrol movie which reveals that retired pups are turned into sandwiches, and the true, ghoulish meaning of "Paw Patrol - they're on a roll."
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no a polygraph isnāt 100% accurate but you have to admit itās pretty impressive that a parrot can even tell the difference between the x and y axis
4 days ago
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7A
3 days ago
95/82
#nanaethundergamelog
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nothing flenses the ego quite like an acquaintance confidently recommending a piece of garbage media because they āthought of you and knew youād love itā
3 days ago
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oh no the Bluey soundtrack is still playing after dropping my kid off I guess I HAVE to keep listening to it while I continue on to work
3 days ago
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I'm afraid that if I made a pie chart of how many times I've seen each movie it would just be a circle with "Rush Hour 2" written on it
3 days ago
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Swim Jeans š
4 days ago
The Fast and the Iām Fine I Guess
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no a polygraph isnāt 100% accurate but you have to admit itās pretty impressive that a parrot can even tell the difference between the x and y axis
4 days ago
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beetle moses
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DaddyJew
about 1 year ago
the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day
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Jon Bois
4 days ago
suffering financial ruin because my son's toy plays the song "wheels on the bus" which can be faintly heard in one of the voiceover files in my video and i am sued by its billionaire rightsholder, who has been circumnavigating the earth in a zeppelin since 1933
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slate
4 days ago
itās time to accept AI will make jobs obsolete. everyone will reap the wealth of our automated fortune 500 companies that we were given at birth. we will all be rich. this is how economics works
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Good on ya Spurs catch you in OKC āļø
5 days ago
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Me thinks this game is over
5 days ago
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Spurs playing out of their minds which is not at all surprising
5 days ago
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OKC is employing the brilliant strategy of getting all of their misses out of the way early
5 days ago
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Uh oh the Thunder are down 15 in the first quarter
5 days ago
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Gabby
5 days ago
These characters are absolutely etched into my brain and their escapades are just so much FUN. You're just waiting to see how they're going to fuck it up this time, each time, and it's glorious. A world so rich you can smell it and even feel the cobbles under your feet. Top, top, top series.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Star Wars radicals and 2nd Amendment radicals need to switch ideologies. STAR WARS: For everyone, protected by Constitution, strong legislative push to increase presence in schools. GUNS: For select few, only approved if made by George Lucas, strict background checks to prove you're worthy of It.
9 days ago
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[holding a grapevine up to my ear] I dunno man I donāt hear shit
5 days ago
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Ann Leckie
5 days ago
oh another "I can't believe Ann Leckie, who writes about fictional AIs, doesn't like Spicy Autocomplete!!!!" My sibling in Amaat, if you actually read my books you might want to work on your reading comprehension and then try again.
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I got a new review of THE BLACK BEAR CODEX on Royal Road and I think this needs to be my cover blurb
5 days ago
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a socialist coffee shop called Poor Over
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ascalaphid
5 days ago
pickin' practice in the root cellar
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[at the hospital] ME: I donāt know who this Jerry fellow is or what he did to be knighted but I donāt need him ER DOC: please just sign this consent form so we can perform the operation
6 days ago
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Aled Thompson
6 days ago
The crow
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I looked through the whole thing and itās all just recipes? Talk about a lack of imagination.
14 days ago
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slate
9 days ago
[running into my old babysitter] so do you still watch tv
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Alex McMillan
6 days ago
YOUāRE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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having your kids birthday party at a trampoline park is tantamount to a declaration of war against your kids friends parents
6 days ago
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John
6 days ago
Hooters is trying a comeback by adjusting their image and attempting to achieve ābroad appealā even though that sounds remarkably similar to the strategy that got them in trouble in the first place.
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Excuse me Iām not condescending, Iām pedantic. Thereās a difference.
6 days ago
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John
7 days ago
Just saw a new āhot chickenā place open up near me. Havenāt decided if Iām going to try it because I generally prefer chicken with a good personality.
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VelodusāØ
7 days ago
OKC's bench scored 76 points tonight, as a tribute to Daryl Morey
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