CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

It's a good night to read this excellent piece, on the Orban regime's network of financial support for the nationalist right in Britain. For many on the radical right, the tills are about to stop ringing. democracyforsale.substack.com/p/orbans-brits

Wait, if the world isn’t gonna end tonight then my human is gonna find out I maxed out her credit card to buy pallets of Churu. If the world HAD ended, I never would have gotten that Churu. I did NOT think this plan through.

Also, how much nicer to park under shade in the summer, and out of the rain / snow in the winter?

Meanwhile, a new generation of critics boldly contradicts the conventional wisdom of the past, unafraid to bludgeon sacred cows with economical prose.

A new generation of poets rises, inspired by the same springtime that roused Dickinson and Shakespeare. A torch, passed.

MEMENTO MORI 💀 🥀 Handmade and hand painted delftware inspired ceramic guillotine, a bit of beauty for the billionaires to witness before we slice their heads

Also they are insouciantly funny and the characters will take residence in your heart, never to leave

ICYMI: The Works has unveiled a "Find Your Story" campaign to encourage children to discover books aligned with their interests, as part of the National Year of Reading 2026 👇 #BookSky

anyone who says people opposing data centers are just nimbys need to stop echoing industry propaganda and see what it’s actually like to live near one

💯 it’s absolutely disgraceful

Saving for "State your mood in one image" threads.

What do we want? An early bedtime! When do we want it? 10pm at the latest!

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

Show me your favourite video game skeletons

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com #manosphere

Man, when they named Hello Kitty they were really on to something. That IS what you say when you see a kitty.

I frequently laud the wisdom of "Don't engage, just block" when it comes to trolls on social media, but here on Bluesky I also want to remind people that you can detach quotes and use "mute for all" for comments when you find either in bad faith, aside the point or otherwise problematic. Try it!

Morning bottle after the trauma of HAVING TO POOP life is very difficult

And of course, if you're in the UK (or many parts of mainland Europe), you can snap up the British edition of my fantasy rom-com Enchanting the Fae Queen for just 99p this month! stephanieburgis.com/books/enchanting-the-fae-queen #romancelandia

Very Ukrainian accent: "Oh Mr Vance, is it hard to negotiate peace? Is it difficult to come to a deal when both sides have fundamentally irreconcilable positions on key issues? Does not being able to trust your counterparty make things tricky? Why do you hate peace, Mr Vance?"

I just don't understand how we've managed to get ourselves into a place where having a home - something I would have as a child seen as a baseline - is felt as an enormous position of privilege, something you spend half your life working for and still can only achieve with help or luck.

Y'ALL www.kickstarter.com/projects/ave...

Pretty sure AI can't replace the human ability to endlessly formulate analogies on how bad AI is

Sunday mornings are for tea and reading

Flurry of cat pics on the TL so contributing this muppet who is so, so baby

GenAI dipshits are still at that stage of the scam where they keep insisting how useful it is as an accessibility aid (the next stage is insisting it helps the global south), and no it fucking isn't. GenAI actively *destroys* accessibility tools like captions and alt text.

Here's something nice: VIANNE on Kindle UK for just 99p till the end of April! www.amazon.co.uk/Vianne-irres...

Wake up babe, New watchnen iconography just dropped

We present OldSky 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Celebrate those who have given love and worke to make the worlde a bettir place, wyth litel or no consideracioun of what thei koude gayne. Celebrate those who bringe beautye to lyfe yn small or big wayes. Celebrate those who have given you care and given care to othirs. And hope fiercelye.

Was in Sandwich yesterday (lovely place!) and, inevitably, spotted these, within sight of each other. Not quite @museumbums.bsky.social quality, but still feel they'd appreciate it 😉

Tumblr once again breaking containment with the good stuff.

✨ Bring library joy to your walls with the official National Library Week 2026 poster! This vibrant poster features art by Lorraine Nam, illustrator of the new children’s book "I’m So Happy You’re Here: A Celebration of Library Joy" by Mychal Threets. https://bit.ly/488zQnu

Would die/have died/will die for Gideon and Harrow 💀❤️‍🔥

Do people ever ask themselves, why, on this beautiful planet, they are spending time defending a system where 12 billionaires have the same amount of wealth as 4.5 billion people

It’s Easter for Orthodox Christians, so do remember to have an orthodox Easter egg, which is defined as either a Dairy Milk one or Smarties.

I’ve given Bert the day off! I’m here until 4pm - Sally

Thrilled to see these Ravens have returned to raise another brood in the facade of NYC’s gothic cathedral, St John the Divine! Caught one parent as it was returning to the nest. 🖤♥️🖤 #Ravens #stjohnthedivine #birding

Adults in charge: the trouble is, little boys just don't like girls Little boys: I love Rumi and Bluey and Elsa and Ms Rachel and the Lionesses and my friends and Adults in charge: EW. NO. You're supposed to be a chauvinist by now. Probably because of phones.

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun

I've been making lots of prints this week and my shop's pretty well stocked up, so if you're looking for a little handmade gift... www.etsy.com/shop/SarahRo... 😊 #shopindie #UKGiftHour #UKGiftAM #linocut #handmade

Will everyone please accordingly update their class takes, which will take effect from 5pm today

Please don't be this kind of customer. I'm gutted for Cloudy, because they're such an amazing artist and every time I've bought something from them it's been swiftly sent and beautifully packaged. Mail and customs delays aren't their fault!

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

This app really is you and your three mutuals who repost each other.

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