My Uni varsity hoodie from 2006 gets worn three times a week to the gym

People who paint Warhammer / dolls / models etc: what clear sealant are we using these days? Last time I was at the painting coal face, we were all using Mr Super Clear, but I can’t even find a supplier for that anymore

JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES

I regret to inform you all that the heating blanket is back ON

Breaking news: it’s raining

Me writing any children’s book: What if there was a tattooed adult man with a beard and long grey hair in a plait and he did a lot of folding his big arms over his bigger chest

Has the heat died down yet, or are you all still out of action?

Currently nursing the most excellent celebrity crush, having an absolute whale of a time

Walking into the charity shop and acting super casual in case there’s any PHM Hardbacks hiding on the shelf. Don’t want to scare them off

It’s ok highlanders, we made it out of the 20s!

Bonus of having the cats tracked with GPS - I can see when they go to have a little drink from the burn

I’ve been forbidden from talking about the temperature up here, but I will say that the air pressure is DISGUSTING and it feels like my eyeballs are about to fall out

Happy Tuesday gang

It’s that time of year where people show their sunburn on social media and I climb the walls screaming in horror

Very funny, actually

*looks up from pile of fanfiction* Something happening today?

Went to the sea and the woods also

I have a totally normal relationship with the character and the story

Will bring Zohran Mamdani over for a meet and greet in the local shopping centre.

Being so far physically removed from the heat is messing with my mind. I had my electric blanket on last night before getting into bed. What do you southerners mean you were all struggling in the heat???

It’s also a year since I got to show two of my favourite people that I’d dedicated this book to them:

Happy first birthday to KICKFLIP volume one!!! 💛🤍💜🖤 Thanks hugely to everyone who has supported Logan and me - we couldn’t have done it without you. What a year it’s been.

❌ Training to look good ❌ Training to get PBs ✅ Training in case my best friend who is made of rock and weighs 167kg needs me to carry him up a ladder whilst he’s on fire and unconscious

Every day I am screaming and crying because what do you mean we got a PHM Lego set but it’s the ship and then a minifig of Grace in his stupid EVA suit. What do you meeeeeaaaaannnnnnn. Why would you choose such a dissatisfying set-up.

Forcing the Americans I work with to suffer a baptism of fire as I finish every email with “XxxxxxX”

So polite.

They’re heading to Edinburgh Lit Fest! Not once but twice! Tickets available soon on the official EIBF website

The fact they don’t let you rinse and spit anymore after you’ve had a scale and polish at the hygenist should be classified as a war crime

Good morning to everyone except this person, whose sole purpose in life seems to be: being foul to people trying to support artists.

Had a big dose of misfortune at the start of today, so if anyone wants to give me a thousand pounds to take the edge off…

How on earth will they police the YouTube ban in particular. You don’t need a YouTube account to use the site, and if you’re made to sign in you can use your gmail - which isn’t blocked.

Discord survives, presumably because no one over 40 understands how it works. And also Tumblr, which is a whole other conversation.

I’m having a clear-out of old ephemera - would any Good Omens fans be interested in any of this before I stick it on eBay etc?

A wee group of angry balaclava and mask-wearing anti-immigration guys tried to stop the good people of Glasgow showing solidarity with migrants and standing up to racism and fascism. Well, the far right are far outnumbered... #RefugeesWelcome #MigrantsWelcome #NeighboursNotStrangers #Glasgow

Spent yesterday at the Scotland Card Show… had a really good time but was disappointed by the lack of Happiny and Cleffa. Still, got my Furisode Girl! 🩷

Just walked past this… the “counter rally” is utterly pathetic in a multitude of ways

One of the really mad things about the World Cup is the Americans going around saying “the FIFA has started”. “The FIFA”.

Do they mean this because in which case

Spider-Noir setting up the twist of all time about Ben’s spider bite

If you’re focussed, you can dust the whole living room in the time in takes to listen to Barry and Freda by Victoria Wood.

Kids these days don’t even know what Eranu and Uvavu are

Not even that wild, just what I want: Same Doctor-premise as Human Nature / Family of Blood. A character we can safely assume to be doesn’t know who they really are, living fairly peacefully somewhere (doesn’t have to be Earth), with someone who DOES know who they are. Shenanigans slowly ensue

First edits for FROG PRINCE are away! So excited for you all to meet Cass and Dahlan 🐸👑

Read this for what it is - withdrawal of endocrine care from vulnerable patients on the basis of bigotry.

This book was so godawfully boring, I’m genuinely interested to see if the film can improve on it. The guy spends like 50 (non-consecutive) pages in the whale and the rest of the book is flashbacks of his teenage years and endless exposition about SCUBA.

Did not use maths at all today, another win for 15yo Me

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When you’re sat next to a man on the train

Being alive is just watching everyone you know being like tee hee good things are happening for me! and you being like that’s great maybe it’ll be my turn next! and then

Any song can be about The Character if you’re insane enough