The news in 2026: Today we take a break from news of war, pestilence, famine and death to discuss the British opposition leader's opposition to British animals, followed by reports of the American President's gift of ill-fitting shoes to the members of his cabinet. Stay tuned for more.

“denies she is ashamed of British animals” 🥴🥴🥴

It's kind of amazing how effective emailing all the directors of a company when they aren't responding to you on their general enquiries addresses is. I would recommend it.

PUT GERONIMO THE ALPACA ON THE TENNER, YOU COWARDS

Can we spread this single piece of information around a bit, not just on Bluesky. Send a paper printout to your grumpy old 'net zero will make us all poor' Uncle, or Auntie.

I just rearranged my kitchen. Still not settled in this place. It's not *right* yet. I have a strong feeling of 'I want to go home' today.

You Got This. #art #dog

I'm sorry, what - and I cannot stress this enough - the actual fuck?

I still think about this a lot.

GASP

I’m one of the thousands of authors who have published this empty book, in protest at AI companies stealing our copyrighted work www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Join us for our Queer Play Reading Club! Tue 17 March 2026 | The Railway, Clapham We’ll share new queer writing and read The Last Stand of Mrs. Mary Whitehouse, followed by a Q&A with the playwright, Caroline Bird and Andrew Keates. #queertheatre #playwriting #London #queerwriters #clapham

AI companies are stealing writers’ work to train AI in order, among other things, to do our work and the UK government, rather than fighting this theft, is considering legalising it.

If a recipe calls for celery, but you don't have any, you can substitute it with some hair and water. It's National Celery Month.

The National Theatre will stream The Importance of Being Earnest starring Ncuti Gatwa for free. The performance from the winter 2024/25 run will be on YouTube from 12 March. A watch-along premiere will be at 7pm GMT, during which viewers will have the opportunity to interact through chat/polls. 👜

lol what

US watching a movie where a vigilante’s entire family is wiped out: “Oh yeah, time for fucking vengeance, this dude will never stop. Get them!” US watching Iran pick a Supreme Leader who just had his entire family wiped out: “This guy is plainly going to be reasonable and fold.”

🤯 ”When estrogen fluctuates wildly postpartum or during perimenopause, ADHD symptoms often get dramatically worse. Studies show that up to 70% of women report a significant worsening of ADHD symptoms during perimenopause, yet almost none of them were told this would happen” #ADHD #AuDHD

I think they should do all those recorded messages in Norn (northern Irish). I once heard a better version than this, that started with "Oh, you wouldn't want to go there from here" 😂 www.tiktok.com/@theirishgem...

I don't know who pasted the extra couple of words onto this Just Eat sign I saw in Bristol yesterday, but I think I love them. #Subvertising #CivilDisobedience #EatTheRich

People are coming for me like I made the list. I DID NOT MAKE THE LIST.

BREAKING: A judge refused to block a Kansas law that invalidates the driver’s licenses of transgender people and allows trans people to be sued for using public restrooms. This isn't the final say, and we will keep fighting in court to stop this discriminatory law.

ugh

As I was leaving my flat today I accidently kicked over my jewellery box and didn't have time to do anything about it. Then forgot about it. So came home to my jewellery all scattered over my floor, thought I'd been burgled! 😬 🤦🏻‍♀️

🌟 It's Press Night for The Trials🌟 We're sending out positive vibes to the entire company: those on-stage, the creatives, the behind-the-scenes production folks and the wider Team Tron. Break a leg one and all! BOOK TICKETS (until 14 March) ➡️ https://www.tron.co.uk/shows/the-trials/

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Corvids of Pride is LIVE! 🥳🥳🥳 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/a... (What is this? A campaign for Pride pins I completely forgot to mention on here even once before today? Yes. Yes it is.🙈) #ArtShop #APinOfPride #bsnm

i always take a photo of the riverside overpass when i'm around columbia

I wept like a baby in public today. But it was worth it. #MakeTheatreNotWar

timeline cleanser youtu.be/ZJj6d5QSYaE?...

make darth the ceo and no one tell him til he gets back

I'm surprised, I've only seen 11 of these. What about you?

I had to get passport photos done today, and I showed them to my friend who looked at them and asked 'are you allowed to have blue hair in them??' and I genuinely don't know the answer. I hope so!

I wonder what this will mean for us. www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

I have no words. Except, perhaps, #MakeTheatreNotWar.

Pendant qu'on jase d'AI, le meilleur remède au cynisme, c'est l'humour. Procurez-vous cette feuille d'autocollants, à apposer sur des pubs moches, des couvertures douteuses ou toute autre surface encore intouchée par cette plaie technologique. En vente ici! cabtastic.bigcartel.com/product/ai-s...

Quite a pretty city when it wants to be.

80 minutes, no interval! Be still, my beating heart 💗 💗 💗

Oh, he blocked me? 😂 Called me an asshole, and then blocked me? How dare. 😂 😂 😂

Wake up, a new scandal that would end any other presidency just dropped. bsky.app/profile/cram...

I've got a Chalamet fan-boy up in my mentions. I think it might be his dad. 😂

I created one of the merch tshirts for this fantastic event, check it out if you go!

I’m briefly in India. This is a facile observation, but Americans have barely scratched the surface in understanding how the rest of the world is reacting to this war. It’s already an Iraq War-style disaster in the global imagination, underscored by the thuggishness and caprice of the Trump approach

I love how many people are shitting on Chalamet. He deserves it. -- "I started in ballet. Every single version of live performance is what it's all about," Jonathan Bailey said in his @WhatsOnStage Award acceptance speech for RICHARD II www.theatermania.com/news/jonatha...

Me, yesterday: I wonder if this milk is ok - mmm probably. *goes on to have very poorly tummy all day* Me, today, looking at the same bottle of milk, now a day older: I wonder if this milk is ok..

There is a song by Jim Steinman called What Part of My Body Hurts The Most, and I think about it a lot.

Make me laugh, give me cheese, and match my energy

We’re failing our trans kids, and it hurts my heart.

A Roman marble sculpture of four puppies, all curled up asleep together. Unearthed from the ruins of the House of the Faun in Pompeii, 1st century BCE, now housed at the National Archaeological Museum of Naples, Italy