Am eating my weight in grapes. Soon I shall be a grape.

TAKE MY VOTE 🗳️ 🙋🏻‍♀️ *gift article link removepaywalls.com/https://spec...

it really is perfect!

I've just learned that this is two totally different women. (Amy Hoggart and Blaire Erskine, both excellent comedians)

Oh no, Simon Harris is back on social media. I'd forgotten about that grifter.

Disappointed to see Penks doesn't seem to make her own clothes anymore. #Eastbourne #TheTennis

okay i love this. Roost. a messenger app where you pick birbs, and the message takes as long to get to the recipient as the bird would IRL. Get a free bird when you sign up with my code WZ2RF2. I'm garius on there. roostsocial.app/invite/WZ2RF2 here are my current birbs

This is great news for Aussies!

It’s a parasol guys. You’ve made a stupid new name for a parasol

This is remarkable.

The anti-capitalist hero we have been waiting for.

BREAKING: AOC just introduced the AI Data Center Moratorium Act, which bans the construction of data centers until Congress addresses all impacts of AI on our society and planet

UK-based early career historian in need of up to £2,000 to complete a project? Deadline for the Royal Historical Society's scheme is 4 September: royalhistorical.smapply.io/prog/early_c...

Decided to put up some of my Ma's handmade doilies on my Etsy store! She worked hard on them (and also made too many at once, for some reason), so if anyone's interested, I've listed 2 of them for now! (there's like, a dozen others still left 😭) akimarts.etsy.com

Bangers and mash? And.. mash? Potato flavoured potato?

Yeah no, I’m not falling for that again mate. You stick to your side of the path and I’ll stick to mine. Prickly fecker.

Selling clothes on Vinted turns out to be really fun. But geez if people aren't cheeky in the offers they make. You have this posted for £20, will you accept £3?

Is anyone still watching House of the Dragon? Is it worth it? I watched the first season, but never got around to the second. It didn't quite keep me gripped like GOT did.

On so many levels, wow.

Hi! I'm looking to speak to anyone who is finding ways to resist/work around mandatory AI usage policies at work. Mostly games industry-related, but happy to speak to anyone adjacent as well! Published quotes can of course be anon if desired. DM me here or email at [email protected], thanks!

how do you want to see notifications improved on Bluesky? we're investing a design cycle into improving the Notifications page. tell me what would make this page more useful for you.

ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS No one should have that sort of money for a house.

ho. ly. shit. Hottest day in France since records began. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

omg

I managed to brush up against some stinging nettles, serves me right for going out with bare skin on display. It hurts 😩

I think the reason the Reflecting Pool is getting so much reaction is because it's a tangible metaphor for all the failures of this regime. It's a physical manifestation of toxicity, vanity, cost, error, and assigning blame.

The uk, today.

Again, here is a video I took April 27 that appears to show workers sitting on the ground and picking at the peeling sealant on the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

Have you listened to the Love Trapped podcast? It's FASCINATING. I didn't want to listen because I've never watched The Batchelor but it turns out it doesn't matter at all.

I genuinely think this is a great idea.

A delivery driver just pulled up outside my window with Livin' La Vida Loca blaring. We really have gone back to the 90s!

She is wearing a dress. Might even be tempted to step outside. Ooo-ooh.

CHAT I AM SCREAMING

who was it that wished the replica of Trump’s arch would look like the Stonehenge in Spinal Tap bc I’m about to have great news for you

You know it isn’t going to be a normal day when your son wakes you at 7am with “Mum, dad, there’s a hedgehog chilling out in the living room”

Do you have an e-commerce website? Who is your provider, and would you recommend them, please? #SmallBiz #SmallBusiness #BSNM

vt.tiktok.com/ZSCLhTJ2c/ Important message for men

Early 20th century, Japan. Geisha wearing a wisteria-motif kimono. hand-colored photo.

Omens. Omens. Omens.

The irony

This sport is nuts. Andreeva has to go through qualies even though she won the last grand slam?

OMG

welp, Treaty of Versailles it is. "The Treaty of Versailles formalized the humiliating defeat of a great power" remains true. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aren't foxgloves brilliant?

Europe is currently experiencing an unprecedented heat wave. The US government is paying companies to stop plans for wind farms. Tech companies are building mountains of energy-sucking data centers. This is unsustainable, literally www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Oh god, please, yes now tiny particle.

Do you know the difference between heat exhaustion and heatstroke? It could save a life. Heat exhaustion: headache, dizziness, nausea, cramps. Heatstroke: confusion, collapse, seizures. Heatstroke is a life-threatening emergency. Know the signs. Act early. #BeatTheHeat

Ice lolly is such a silly name. They are clearly icy poles.

I know you’re all hating it, but personally I want this injected into my veins.