Don't whiz on the electric fence, dawg

It really spoke to me when Collective Soul sang "yeah" repeatedly, in their monumental hit, Shine

Little known historical fact is that Pearl Jam was actually singing about pornstar Ron Jeremy but financial constraints forced MTV to pivot

The Beverley Hills Cop movie theme song would be my walk up 🎶

Officer Mahoney, Bugs Bunny, and Axel Foley were my heroes growing up

We need more beatboxing protagonists like Larvell Jones from the Police Academy movies

I bet you're fun at parties (Complimentary)

Catch me outside! (Of the Blue Oyster Bar) 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

Hold my horses? Who do I look like, Robert Redford gif?

You're anal retentive? I'm gonna need that back in a couple of minutes

My favourite thing about this website is that no one gives a shit about what I say, which is how it should be.

Celebratory open.spotify.com/track/6rsFNU...

My first dissassociative moment happened when a teacher called me by my first name

Lick Never bite!!

A brain is a wonderful thing to taste

Raw dogging these emotional tsumami wave

Spot on But still funny open.spotify.com/track/3siwsi...

Start with coffee Look at notebook Piece together Last night's dream

In media res Constantly

Drank from the tropical punch kool-aid bowl made from red and blue pils

Just call me Alicia Silverstone or Marvin Gaye the way I be questioning everything

I don't go back to the drawing table I go the drafts folder

🎵❤️ because everybody Flirts...

🎵❤️ me gusta la noche Me gustas tu

🎵❤️ como un rayo senti Rayo de sol Rayo de sol Cuando a besarte me atrevi

What me Have an audience?

Indiana Jones but with 🎶

Spaghetti western is my favorite copy pasta

They're too tounge in cheek for my tastes

Facetious ass eaters are super confusing

it's called shitposting and you should try it

i'm a shitposter now mom this is my life

It's not feasi to be believe in string cheese theory

❤️🎵 ...anemonas de Luz Peliculas de Amor Y recuerdos de ti

🎵❤️no dejes Que almanezca No dejes que la Noche caiga No dejes que El Sol se Salga Solo dejame Esta junto a Ti